Sketch campus activities

Character Xueba Big Brother props two knives (ruler, cardboard) 10 yuan (real money)

250 yuan gave it to his brother and father (white paper with "250 yuan" written on it)

Political commissar megaphone (rolled up textbook)

(Big brother and little brother appear)

Little brother: Brother, the weather is so short. It's too hot. Brother, let's buy some popsicles to eat.

Big brother (a chestnut is buckled on the younger brother's head): You will know how to eat it if you eat your head. If you can really eat a fat pig, I'll kill you and sell it. Come on, let's go to the Internet cafe, where there is air conditioning. But little brother ... I don't have any money on me. Do you?

Brother (fumbling in his pocket): Big brother is very powerful ... but I really don't have any money with me. ...

Big Brother (sighs): Oh, forget it, we can only do one more job. ...

Brother (nervous): Brother, are you sure you still want to rob money? Last time we robbed a seventh-grade student, we were caught. The old political commissar of the Academic Affairs Office lectured us for a long time.

Big Brother (annoyed): It's all you idiot. Who would rob someone with a mop and rush into someone's class in broad daylight and shout, "Don't move! "Hand over the money? ! Although I am only in the seventh grade, I just passed the monthly exam and feel crazy. Fifty people in a class rushed to fight. ...........................................................................................................................................

Little brother (smirking): Hehe, let's wait for the whole school to have lunch. Let's go to the corner of the school. There are many trees there, just blocking the surveillance.

Big Brother: Yes! The headmaster of the class next door always likes to go there to enjoy the cool. That fellow, I don't like him for a long time, his grades are so good and the local tyrants are so handsome! There is no justice in this! But he is quite thin, haha, let's kill him!

Little brother: Big brother is mighty ... but for my good advice, can you give me more money when I finish?

Big Brother (sternly): Go ahead, I won't deduct your money! Or fifty-fifty! Let's have a big job.

(Two people leave, Xueba comes to power)

Xueba: The weather is very hot, and the trees here are lush. It is really a good place to study and enjoy the cool!

Little brother (walks up to him): Comrade, I have to pay the book fee today. Unfortunately, I lost my mother before I was born. My father drinks all day and my stepmother treats me like a pig. (wiping tears) I really can't afford it. I know you are the best person. Can you lend me some money? I promise I will repay you when I grow up.

Xueba (reaches into his pocket to pay) Oh ... (suddenly realizes) Hey, aren't you the one who robbed the seventh grade? ! I almost fell for your trick. Go away, I'll never lend you money again!

Big Brother (suddenly flashes of light): Nothing, since your boy has seen through it, lend us some tickets and return them tomorrow.

Xueba (frightened to disgrace): You, you, you, what do you want? ! This is the campus! I want to call someone!

Big Brother (grinned): Jie Jie, if you shout, no one will come to save you even if you shout your voice out. Everyone has gone to lunch, and the surveillance can't catch it here. Just follow us. Take out the money!

Little brother: Hey hey, don't worry, as long as you are honest, we won't hurt you.

Xueba (Brave): I have practiced Taekwondo! Swear not to yield to evil forces! Get your life! (A flying kick big brother)

(The eldest brother dodged the flying leg and punched Xueba in the chest, Xueba stumbled back, and the younger brother rushed up and hugged Xueba from behind)

Big Brother (laughs): With this little three-legged cat kung fu, is your taekwondo at the belt level? Bring money, and I'll spare you this time.

Xueba: Hum, don't be proud, I have unique skills! Super Saiyan transformation! (used to emit light waves)

(Silence for three seconds)

Eldest brother (covering his stomach with a smile): Oh, boy, you are so humorous that I can't bear to hit you.

Little brother (fierce): Big brother, stop talking nonsense with this fellow and start work.

Big Brother (walks up to him and puts a knife rest around Xueba's neck): You drop, give you one last chance, and take out your money! Do you want to smell blood? (licking his lips)

Xueba (frightened): No, no, no, I confessed. I will give you all the money. Please let me go.

(Xueba pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and his younger brother lets him go and hands the money to his older brother, who takes the money and puts the knife away. )

Big Brother (speechless): I'll go. Aren't you a local tyrant? Why do you have so little money? You must be joking! Somebody, search!

Xueba (stall owner): I didn't mean to, big brother ... I just paid the book fee.

Big Brother: Just remember that you will bring 250 yuan to honor me tomorrow. If you lose a dollar, I will curse how many mistakes you made in dictation!

Little brother (fierce): Don't play tricks, we are everywhere, goose hahahaha (smirking)

(Xueba left, and the eldest brother and younger brother left. Dad came on stage and Xueba came running nervously. )

Xueba: Dad ... I'm back!

Dad: Hey, son!

Xueba: Dad ...

Dad: What's the matter?

Xueba: Er ... nothing. ...

Dad (alert): What's the matter?

Xueba: Ah, nothing.

Dad: Is it because it's hot today?

Xueba (shine at the moment): Well, yes, I went to the tree in the corner of the school to get cool. It's very cool there, but unfortunately there are many ants biting people.

Dad (enlightening): Ants? You were bitten by them?

Xueba: Well, it's just that I don't have any sugar with me, otherwise it's easy to send them away.

Dad (smiling): I see. Bring some sugar tomorrow. Pay attention to safety and don't be bitten by ants.

(Xueba and Dad left one after another. Big brother, little brother, take your time)

Big Brother (sarcastically): Hey, our super Saiyan comrade is here. Do you have a ticket?

Xueba (handing the money respectfully): It's all here ... Brother, can you leave me alone?

Little brother: Haha, big brother, you have gained a lot this time.

Big Brother: (Show off in an ostentatious manner) Look, this kind of robbery is called art, study hard in the future and carry forward this glorious tradition in the future! Tickets, cars, houses, sisters, police, whatever!

Brother (dumbfounded): Police?

Xueba (leaned in): Brother ... I have already given you money. Can you ... ... leave me alone? Oh, no, can you stop asking me about "borrowing money"?

Big Brother (grinned): Well, you are a good boy. Thank you. We promise not to borrow money from you in the future.

Xueba (bowing): Brother Yingming, I'm leaving.

Little brother: Wait.

Xueba: What's the matter?

Big Brother (patting Xueba on the shoulder): It's a pity to bury such a good young man. Tell you what, after you pay the "tour fee" of 100 yuan per week, our two brothers will protect you. If you have anything, just come to us, and you will be a member of our "team".

Xueba (angry): You, you, have gone too far! Didn't you just say that you want to pay a friend of 250 yuan? How can you go back on your word? !

Big Brother (grinned): Jie Jie, look at what you said. Didn't we say that we would let you go if we borrowed 250 yuan from you?

Xueba: Yes.

Big Brother: Is that right? Then we borrowed 250 yuan from you, and we took the rest from you, not borrowed it. How can you break your promise? It's okay. Come to us if you have anything in the future. We will never treat you badly!

Xueba (trembling with anger): Well, do you help me with dictation every day? ! I'm always right! I'm afraid you should even (emphasize) silence!

Little brother (drinking): You drop, how do you tell the boss!

Big Brother: Tutu, don't be shameless. Somebody, beat him up.

Learn to bully (put out light waves-I'll fight with you!

(Little brother pulls out his knife and Xueba rushes away. At this moment, my father suddenly appeared. )

Dad (drinking): Stop it!

(Brother stops to look at him)

Big Brother (pulls out his knife, fierce): Old man, this is none of your business!

Dad: I'm his father!

Big Brother (surprised): Hey, old man, have you seen the knife in my hand? Fortunately, you came, just to clean up together, even the police can't save you!

(Political commissar suddenly appears)

Political commissar (complaining with a megaphone): Listen, criminal! You are surrounded by the school! Drop your weapon. Hands on your head!

Little brother (throwing down the knife in horror and holding his head in his hands): Nani, what's the situation? ! What happened? ! Brother, what should we do?

Big Brother: It's you again. We didn't do anything this time, just holding knives! The best you can do is confiscate our knives!

Political commissar (putting down the megaphone): Hum, stop quibbling! This gentleman told us everything you did!

Eldest brother (sneer): Do you have any proof?

Political commissar: The school has already adjusted the monitoring! Everything you did was filmed! These monitors will be used as evidence in court!

Big Brother: Come on, the surveillance is blocked by a tree, and all you can photograph is a mass of green skin.

Political commissar (laughs): Hehe, that's a light bulb! Surveillance is over there.

Big Brother (stunned): All right ... I surrender. ...

The eldest brother put the knife on the ground and kicked it to the political commissar, then stood next to the younger brother with his hands on his head. Dad walked beside Xueba and patted him on the shoulder. )

Dad: Are you all right?

Xueba: Nothing.

Political commissar (reprimanding eldest brother and younger brother): You two, so many working people in the country are frozen and hungry, and spend money for your education. Is this what you want? ! Even armed robbery, do you live up to the expectations of the party and the country? ! Come on, what do you need so much money for? !

Big Brother: I just went to the Internet cafe. ...

Political commissar (hate iron not to produce steel): That's not where you middle school students should go! Do you know how many criminals were arrested by the police in Internet cafes? Do you know how many people died because of overwork in Internet cafes for several days? Do you know how deep the water is in the Internet cafe? Do you know how many students like you indulge in internet cafes, neglect their studies and finally embark on the road of crime?

Brother and brother: OK ... I was wrong. ...

Political commissar: Your behavior this time is very serious! The school can only hand you over to the police. You should actively reform your ideas, serve the people well and be a new generation of successors to the communist cause!

(Eldest brother and younger brother hang their heads and walk away)

Dad (smiling): Well done, son.

Political commissar: Comrade, if criminals rob again in the future, try to meet their needs first and don't resist. What you just did was very dangerous! Money is a trivial matter, and life safety comes first! Call the police afterwards. If it is a campus robbery like this, you must tell the teachers and parents afterwards, and you must not be afraid of the threat of lawless elements and let it go, which will only encourage their arrogance! The behavior you took this time is worth learning, but remember in the future that life safety comes first!

Xueba (bowing): I see! Thanks, dad. Thank you, Comrade "Political Commissar"!

Political commissar (gratified): hmm ... (suddenly reacting) hmm? What did you call me? How can you give the teacher a nickname! Come back to the office with me! I want to reform the bad thoughts in your head! The end—

This is my original, not yet mature, please forgive me!