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A story about clever language.
At the press conference on September 29th, 1994, a reporter asked spokesman Chen Jian, "Mr. Deng Xiaoping? Will you take part in the National Day? ? "?

Chen Jian replied: "Did Comrade Deng Xiaoping attend and what National Day activities did he participate in? Like you, I will read it in the newspaper of June 5438+ 10/day." ?

2. A diplomat from a developed country asked an African ambassador, "Surely the death rate in your country is not low? ?

Ambassador: Like your country, everyone dies once?

When Mr. Wang was visiting America, a reporter asked him, "Mr. Qu, what do you think of America?"

Xiao Qu replied: "America is America after all." ?

4. Premier Zhu Rongji held a TV forum with Japanese citizens on June 6th+10/October 6th+April 6th, 2000, and had a direct public dialogue with Japanese citizens. Someone asked, "Why does China only allow each family to have one child?" ?

Premier Zhu replied: "If a country with a population of 65.438+250 billion lives indefinitely, then the whole world will be China people!"

5. The reporter asked: The United States only asked China to return 24 crew members, but what does China mean by insisting on apologizing? ?

Ambassador Yang: This incident was entirely caused by the United States, which should take full responsibility and explain and apologize to the people of China. Take the United States as an example There is a group of people in the front yard of a family who always drive around the street in front of his house. They don't go into his yard, but they walk around the front yard day and night, year after year.

The family came out to see what was going on, and as a result, their car was destroyed and their family was missing. I think this family has a right to ask what happened. Have the right to do some inspections and investigations.

Do you think this truth holds? If you think this truth holds, I think you can make a very fair judgment on who is to blame. At least you should say "I'm sorry". The car crashed and people died, but you just said that this is how the incident happened. Is that enough?

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Chaplin tactfully used language to deal with robbers:

Charlie Chaplin, a gifted humorist, was robbed at gunpoint by gangsters. Knowing that he was at a disadvantage, Chaplin gave his wallet without any unnecessary resistance. However, he said to the robber, "the money is not mine, but my boss's." Since you took it, my boss must think I embezzled public funds. Brother, I want to discuss it with you. Please shoot my hat twice to prove that I was robbed. "

The gangster thought that with the money, this small request could of course be met, so he fired two shots at the hat. Chaplin pleaded again: "Brother, can you put another bullet on my clothes and pants to make my boss more convinced?"

All the simple-minded robbers who were carried away by money did so, and all six bullets were shot. At this time, Chaplin struck out with his fist, stunned the robber, got back his wallet and left with a big smile on his face. A witty person can often get out of trouble by himself.