A: Brush your teeth.
What doesn't close the door forever?
? A: The goal.
The ship was hung on a ladder 2 meters above the sea. The sea water rises by half a meter every hour and lasts for several hours.
Stairs that can be flooded A: It rises, so it will never be submerged in the ladder.
Turn right without tires?
spare wheel
What book? You can't be in the bookstore.
Answer: Secretary.
What water is inexhaustible?
A: Saliva
The tiger chased after him. A man suddenly appeared by the river. He can't swim, but he passed. Why?
A:
When they heard this, they were shocked. The two brothers were enlisted in the army at the same time, with the same blood relationship, date of birth and parents' names. I asked the company commander if he was a twin. They say that's not the case. Why is this?
A: Triplets 2
There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the guard opened the door the next day and found another prisoner inside?
A: The fugitive's name is "All".
What can solve all the mysteries?
Answer: the answer
In today's society, what do most wealthy self-employed people rely on to eat?
? A: Mouth
Hide things, use them secretly, and then secretly give them to others after use.
Answer? : movies
A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing that cannot be magnified. What is this?
A: Angle.
Xiao Ming, who is 0/8 years old this year, always likes to keep the clock for the whole family. Why doesn't mom fix dad's watch and take it for maintenance?
? A: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well.
The clock in Times Square will ring at 8 o'clock 13?
Answer: when it is time to repair.
What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?
Open your eyes.
A truck driver hit a seriously injured person. A truck driver, a motorcyclist, a motorcyclist, but are you okay?
Answer: truck drivers couldn't drive in ancient times.
Hou, who is not the first time to be a father?
A: Eunuch Li
Drinking, punching him in the face, afraid to go home, I will blame his wife for knowing, going to the bathroom to look in the mirror and stick a band-aid and being scolded by her the next day. Why?
Answer:
Take a picture of the wound and ask if someone gave it to you. You're afraid to hear a word.
Answer: This is the earth.
In the game, the winner doesn't get the prize, and the loser gets the prize.
? Answer: punch in and drink.
Zhang was locked in a locked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why?
A: About pushing
In the north of a cow, where it turns right, it turns three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail face at this time?
Answer:? Why did a hospital collapse?
Never see a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary hospital
Two fathers and sons went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three?
Answer: What are the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren?
Cann't you eat melons?
Answer: Why cheat?
Four plus nine adds up to 100?
A: 99+9/9 = 100.
Someone knocks at the door, and you never say come in?
When I went to the toilet, Wang.
The sentry box clearly saw the enemy touching him quietly. Why does he have lazy eyes?
Answer: "Relocate
Black or white penis is very strong. why
Answer: Black chickens are very powerful and can lay white eggs. White eggs cannot be black. Everything will melt when heated.
In the world, except one thing, what will be heated and solidified?
Answer:? Eggs (of hens)
During the exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical papers, but they certainly didn't expect the teacher to cheat. Why?
? Answer: all guesses about production and expiration date.
What is the product with the same date? ?
A: Newspapers
A person, his biological parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?
A: He
What are the common words in the world?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bags, bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered on the ground. He panicked more than anything else. In order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered his things with his hands. I'm sorry, what will he cover up?
Answer: Pay for his wife's eyes.
Looks like aluminum foil (four-word idiom)
Answer the ice sheet:? Permanent (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is the answer to two eggs (four-word idiom)
:? Swear (like a ball)
Two wheat flour stolen (four-word idiom) answer
:? Everything (including theft)
Swimming in the water is not called (four-word idiom) Cleisthenes cow.
Answer:? Courage without strategy (swimming without Cleisthenes)
The tortoise is famous for carrying the cross (four-word idiom)
what's up Answer: well deserved (cross turtle)
Girl's mobile phone hangs on her chest (guess the name of the fruit)
Answer:? Litchi (milk machine)
Why do I like watching cartoons?
A:
On the boring bus, two people are chatting excitedly. Who can't hear a group of poets? Why?
A: This is a deaf-mute couple.
Dear, please think about it carefully. What is the biggest shadow you see?
A: The shadow of the earth means every night.
Mrs. King has always been outspoken, but in fact everything suddenly became hesitant. Let her out?
A: Ms. Jin muttered to herself while eating sugar cane.
There is a medicine you want to take, but the drugstore can't buy it. What medicine is this?
A: Sorry.
People often don't have any safety equipment from the height of 10 meter. Why jump off a building?
Answer: What rain will it rain when diving on the high platform?
Answer:? bullet
Hail Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: because the foot will see that the morning self-study acid has been cancelled.
What's the impact?
A: Sleep.
Half an hour, why didn't Dr. J finish 10 push-ups with a pit on the ground?
Answer: Because he does push-ups, he invited the tortoise and rabbit to race on one hand, and asked the pig referee to ask the tortoise and rabbit who won.
A: I can't say! He said that man was a pig. ......
What are the similarities between two women and ten thousand ducks?
A: Absurdity (chicken) is the reason why some people like to talk.
After the shower?
A: Because the way men classify urine when sorting clothes is disgusting.
Take a shower?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can still be worn after going to the toilet].
Is it better to wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand?
A: Toilet paper is better. ...
What's the most important thing besides tickets to take the entrance exam?
Answer: Remember to get up.
What will men and women become?
A: Two people.
Father Ma Ying answered in the municipal library (four-word idiom)
: Know the old horse (Matu)
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
? Answer: The new dog is still very happy to see you for a year.
Greg accidentally swallowed 1 Yuan Bo, but after his father knocked him upside down, he spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do?
Answer: continue to feed him a handful of yuan _ which is the most diligent? Which number is laziest?
Answer: Don't be a bear.
Bears have no tails and no penis. What is a bear?
Answer: Mama Bear.
What is the smallest island in the world?
A: What Butscher shelter?
Continue?
A: Autumn.
September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10?
Answer: Confucius Full Moon Wolf
(guess the fruit)?
Answer: What would the world look like if the carambola was still alive?
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek)?
A: There is another person. ...
Carp (four-word idiom) put these two pieces of ice under it.
? Answer: courtesy tofu (carp with ice)
Why? Are you hurt?
Answer: Because it is an ant crawling from Tokyo, Sichuan, you may.
? Answer: map climbing
There was a traffic accident and everyone was injured. Why does Xiaoming have nothing to do with this matter?
Answer: Because he doesn't have a car.
You can't go in and out of this place. What is this place?
? A: Seriously.
The rice race between chicken and goose. The chicken runs faster than the goose, but why does it reach the finish line late?
? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
A ball, when an iron ball falls from a building, it falls first?
A: Iron ball.
The bell rang and there were no students in the classroom. What happened?
A: Why can Xiao Ming park with one hand in physics class?
A: The car is a taxi.
Whose job is busy all day?
A:
The ballerina Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but she praises her math teacher as one of the best. Why?
Answer:? Go to the new world, from one to two.
What did Columbus do next when he had only one foot?
Answer:? Step on it
He keeps eating, but he never gets enough.
A: Air.
What kind of method is used to make the eyebrows under the eyes?
A: Yes.
What should we do when we sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes.
Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor. Why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: Because he lives on the first floor.
What kind of animals do you shoot? It's bleeding.
A: Mosquitoes.
What can be added but not subtracted?
A: The era of classes.
Xiaoyang has always been first-class, why did it fall to the third place this time?
Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.
Mountains and seas can move.
The answer is more: some marine people look abnormal.
What is a book? ?
A: He didn't answer with the tip of his tongue blindly ordering hotel things.
What kind of teapot mouth?
The government cannot give orders. What about laughing at others?
A: Xinlong
A policeman ran away after seeing the thief. Why?
Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.
He will chew gum tomorrow, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?
A: He swears every day.
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped. Degree of myopia
Xiao Ming is deep, but wearing glasses is still blurred. Why?
Answer: Because he wears Daniel's glasses.
Sit down, why can't Daniel eat?
Answer: Because Daniel is human.
Ming's English is good, but some foreigners don't understand why.
A: What is the best way for foreigners to understand the translation and explanation of carsickness?
? A: I can't walk until I am 4 years old.
Xiao Ming, is he already a possible "father"?
A: Every family has played games.
Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but he still felt dirty. Why?
A: Because reading glasses are dirty.
"Innate" is the genetic constitution of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"?
A: The day after tomorrow, tomorrow.
What don't some people like to eat in their days?
A: Of course, that's why.
Will the lost swallows fly to the south for the winter?
Because it's too slow.
Two bottles of flowers, one bottle of flowers and one bottle of paper. Excuse me, this bottle of flowers?
A: There are thieves flying butterflies.
Afraid of meeting any organ flowers?
A: What kind of public security organs?
Most prisoners are willing to choose death?
A: Never.
Eight birds stood in the tree, one was shot, how many are left?
Answer: A bird-Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing, with the largest number of people?
A: Pedestrians
The barber's least favorite person?
Answer: Bald head.
The meat of a polar bear, why doesn't it eat penguins?
A: Eat the eyes of onlookers.
Less, what are different people's eyes?
A: Gums.
How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately?
A: Lao Zhan is barefoot.
Dogs never bathe dogs. Why don't dogs flea?
Answer: Because they are not just puppies. ...
Scissors. Stone. Cloth! Miss Wu Cheng's cloth stone is out. Why did Mr. Wu win when he went out?
Answer: Because I went to Wucheng to fight with my fist.
How to eat the noodles of the cake?
A: Only bears that catch fish are raised.
Dr. J is swimming, swimming and swimming in the swimming pool. Why does the water suddenly get deeper?
A: Someone pees.
Accidentally flooded, what if you don't get close to others?
What kind of light beer do you drink?
Not full of buckets?
A: The toilet.
What can make people above and below happy?
A: Concert.
Take a shower in the bathroom, take off your clothes or pants first?
A: Much better.
The first close friend and America went to the hospital for examination. The doctor told him to see the effect and relax. I asked him what was wrong.
A: beans and corn.
What should I do before sleeping with a girl's boy on Valentine's Day night?
Answer: Close your eyes.
How to buy eggs, you won't get the eggs inside have hatched?
What kind of duck to buy?
What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?
A: Antibiotics.
I won't miss a question in the final exam, but suddenly her eyes lit up and she started writing! Why?
Answer: she is writing the class, seat number, name ... and can't find the self-defense weapon.
The frozen North Pole?
Answer: pee ice-making sword
Newton hit the apple under the apple tree and discovered gravity; If you sit under a tree and wait to be beaten by coconut meat, what will you find?
A: It's silly to find this behavior every year. ...
Surplus, why not save money or the most?
Because I get fired every year. ......
Why is the tortoise suddenly in the top two?
A: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question ... Why?
Did the baby cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the beautiful nurse aunt, he felt small.
Who is Jesus?
A: Heaven.
The villain swallowed 10 coins by mistake. What should I do?
A: Go ahead.
12 Which three animals are the scariest?
A: Pig, dragon and chicken (Zhu)
One person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and only two people can do it. What's the secret?
A: Why two handsome guys?
Whispering women look like dinosaurs fighting?
Get her married. ......
Why are the two children just right?
A: Because of unfilial "three" ......
The more things are washed, the dirtier they get?
Answer: water.
One person doesn't matter, two people do their best, but more than three, idle relationship. What is this?
Answer: Why fart?
Snakeskin?
A: Apricot taxi jumped from the 52nd floor because of itchy skin. Why nothing?
Because it is the only bird.
Why does anyone jump more than the Eiffel Tower in Paris?
Even higher? A: Because the tower can't jump.
Why don't rockets shoot stars?
Answer: Because the stars will shine. ...
There are rules in schools and classes. What zoos are there?
A: Tortoise.
Your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what's your relationship?
? Answer: relatives
How long does it take to read From Primary School to University?
Answer: I don't believe it in less than 3 seconds. Read it again: Why did you go from elementary school to college?
Fat people are more afraid of heat than thin people.
? Answer: Because the sun is bigger. ...
Blue knife and blue gun (guess 4-word idiom)
? Answer: invulnerable (unable to run)
The man is wearing a golden dress (guess 4 idioms).
? Answer: A blockbuster (a catty)
Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge (guess 4-word idiom)
? Answer: Never forget anything.
The mobile phone may not fall into the toilet and get wet (guess 4 idioms)
? Answer: Kibaki (machine can't be wet) makes the magic soap of liver and gallbladder.
(Guess the four-word idiom)
? Answer: Treat each other with courage on the road.
Then he turned to blow, and then turned back (guess the four-word idiom).
: three
Twice as much as a married woman (four-word idiom)
? Answer: zero (before public abandonment)
Apparel appearance inspection, obviously reasonable, why don't instructors believe it?
A: The scholar met a soldier and "Li" told him.
Want to be a politician in Taiwan Province Province, Mandarin or Taiwanese?
A: Body language.
Cinderella's parents. Who can be what?
Snow white and bouldering
What should employers wear in labor disputes? (
Answer: bulletproof vest
The largest sweet potato in the world is here.
Long answer:? land
The biggest cock
Where did the world come from? (hen's) egg
What can be called Zheng Chenggong's mother?
what's up Answer: Zheng failed (failure is the mother of success)
What if the uncooked rice is cooked?
? Answer: Don't steal anything for three meals.
What about sin? Answer: laugh.
What is boredom in driving or cruising?
Answer:? light oil
The first thing a driver does before he arrives at a car is
? Answer: Sit down.
What do you call a woman with huge breasts?
Answer:? Big Mac
A man was hungry, but he opened it for the first time in the refrigerator of canned chicken, canned fish and canned pork.
What is the answer? First, open the refrigerator.
Ma Nv's English name is ...
Answer:? First of all, the people
What every couple has in common is ... answer: get married on the same day in the same year.
Public toilets (guess a foreign investor) (
Answer: London (wheel crouching)
Which European country does wholesale business?
? Answer: Denmark (sold separately)
Adi has achieved success in noodles. Why?
Answer hanged himself:? Rush down ......
You can't see things, but you can touch them. If you don't touch them, you will scare them away.
Answer: What mice like to eat beans best?
clean
? Answer: Environmental Protection Bureau
What books can't be bought?
Answer: suicide note
Understand that the right hand is always
Answer: Correct.
"Laugh" and "cry"
What do you have in common? Answer: In the 10 video, these things all look like left lights and right lights, but there is no light. But the difference is not light, that's all.
Things? Answer: Broken lamp.
How can a tiger with no skills 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away?
Answer: tigers don't eat?