scarecrow
Once I said to the scarecrow, "You are always alone in this lonely land. You must be tired of it? "
The scarecrow replied, "It is a profound and lasting pleasure to make others fear, and I will never get tired of it."
I bowed my head in thought and said, "That's true, because I can understand the fun."
He said: "Only people who fill their bodies with straw can experience this kind of fun."
So I walked away, not knowing whether it was a compliment or a contempt.
A year later, the scarecrow became a philosopher.
When I passed him again, I saw two crows nesting under his hat.
A tear and a smile
At dusk, a hyena met a crocodile by the Nile. They stopped to greet each other.
The hyena said, "How is your life, sir?"
The crocodile replied, "My life is terrible. Sometimes, I cry because of pain and trouble. When I cry, people always say: It's just crocodile tears. ? This makes me very sad, I really can't say it. "
So the hyena said, "Tell me about your pain and trouble, but also think about it for me." I stared at the beauty in the world, at its miracle and miracle, and I smiled. It was pure joy from the heart, just like during the day. And the residents in the jungle said: that's just the laughter of hyenas. ? "
(1) False sympathy. 3 smile.
fox and cock
A good story, a good novel, doesn't start with a grayish yellow horse, a chestnut horse, a loyal light chestnut horse, a man's whistle and a woman's moan. This is not a story, but a prelude, and the story is yet to come.
A fox ran into a noble yard and wanted to eat the calf in the cowshed, the chicken in the henhouse, the lamb beside the ewe and the pig beside the sow.
When a rooster saw the fox, he stirred his wings and barked, and the whole yard suddenly became lively.
People run around: old women, some with shovels, some with furnace forks; Old people, some carrying axes, some carrying pole; Children, some with iron spoons, some with rolling pins; Everyone wants to kill the fox.
The fox finally escaped, fled to the Woods, fell under the alder tree and lay there for three days.
One day, the rooster came to the open field, flew to a big tree, flew down and survived.
The fox has recovered from the rest and wandered on the ground in the wild again. She slipped to the tree and saw the rooster perched there.
"Rooster, did you pass by or come to spy on our wild animals?"
"Alas, aunt fox! I passed by here and no one looked. "
"Rooster, if you don't repent, you will die in this big tree! Come down from the tree and confess. Don't you have many sins in your heart? "
The rooster was very moved. He began to jump down from the tree: trunk after trunk, branch after branch, skill after skill. Finally he jumped to the ground and stopped in front of the fox.
The fox suddenly jumped on the rooster, grabbed the rooster with its claws and spread its wings. She tore it up and said, "cock, you say it!" When I was extremely poor and hungry, I went to the rich aristocrat's house to get some food. Will this bring him great losses? At this juncture, you are the first to speak loudly! "
The rooster replied, "Alas, Aunt Fox, Duchess! People know you, businessmen and nobles respect you, and sew a leather coat with your fur to wear on holidays, not to mention how beautiful it is. You can't blame me for this. I am only loyal to the Lord and don't serve the two kings. "
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The rooster said, "Alas, Aunt Fox, Duchess! From now on, I will serve you faithfully! If you want to bake sacred cakes, I will sell them and sing hymns. Let Hongfu land on you and me? "
The fox was moved by this, but he loosened his claws a little. The cock took the opportunity to break free and flew to a slightly higher tree: "Alas, Aunt Fox, dear Duchess, is your sacred cake sweet?" Do you want hazelnuts? Don't bite your teeth "
The fox accidentally released the fat in his mouth. He had to walk away in frustration.
King of wisdom
Once upon a time, a majestic and wise king ruled the distant city of vilani. His majesty makes people fear and his wisdom makes people love.
At that time, there was a well in the city center, which was clear and transparent. All the residents in the city, even the king and ministers, drink the water from this well, because it is the only well in the city.
One night, when everything on the earth fell asleep, a witch entered the city, lit seven drops of magical liquid in the well and said, "From now on, anyone who drinks this well water will go crazy."
The next morning, all the residents? Except the king and the squire? Everyone drank the water from this well, so they all went crazy, just as the witch predicted.
On this day, people whispered in the narrow streets and markets and did nothing: "The king is crazy, our king and his attendants are crazy!" " We can't let a crazy king rule this country, we must depose him. "
That night, the king ordered a golden cup of water from the well. As soon as the water arrived, the king took a swig and gave the rest to the squire.
Therefore, vilani, a distant city, celebrated warmly, because their king and his attendants came to their senses again.
Dog friendship
The yellow dog and the black dog are lying on the wall outside the kitchen in the sun. Although they are much more dignified at the gate of the yard, they are full and don't want to yell at people coming and going, so they speak politely. They talked about all kinds of problems in the world, the work that must be done, evil and good, and finally talked about friendship.
Black dog said: "the greatest happiness in life is to live with loyal and reliable friends and help each other when there are any difficulties;" Sleep and eat, all together; Love each other like heroes; And seize the opportunity to make friends happy, make your life happier, and find your own happiness in the happiness of friends. What could be happier than this? If you and I become such close friends, life will be much better, and you won't even feel the time flies. "
"Great, my baby, let's be friends!" Yellow dog said enthusiastically.
The black dog is also very excited: "Dear yellow dog, we used to be together day and night, and there was hardly a day when we didn't fight." I feel very sad several times! " Why bother? The master is very good. We eat too much and live in spacious rooms. Fighting is totally unreasonable! Humans regard us as a model of friendship, so let's prove to humans with actions that there are no obstacles to forming friendship! Come on, grab the claws! "
"Yes, yes!" Yellow dog shouted. Good dream weaving, good dream weaving.
The two new friends who got better immediately embraced warmly and licked each other's faces. I simply don't know what to compare with them.
"Long live friendship!" "Let all quarrels, jealousies and resentments disappear!"
Just then, my god! The cook threw a delicious bone. The two new friends rushed at the bone like lightning at once. Friendship and harmony melt like wax. "Close" friends "close" roll together and bite each other, making Pumbaa's dog hair fly all over the sky.
The two babies were not separated until a bucket of cold water was poured on their backs.
The world is full of such friendship. Listen to them, you think they are single-minded and single-minded; Throw them a bone and they will all become dogs.