Role: the waiter of the Jia couple (Jia Renyi (boss Jia), the proprietress) and the director of two milk factories: Wu Liangxin.
County grandfather witnesses, fake raw material dealers and some extras.
Props: mop or clothesline, 6 glasses boxes, a bucket (as a mallet).
First act
Jia's steamed stuffed bun shop opened last year, and its brand is a century-old shop, which is well received by neighbors and has a prosperous business.
The proprietress sat in the middle with her legs crossed, with a bucket of steamed bread in front of her. The waiter shouted, "The steamed bread is out, and the fresh steamed bread is out."
Wu Liangxin stepped forward and handed the boss a dollar and said, "Boss, have a steamed stuffed bun."
Suddenly, a group of people rushed out, pushed Wu Liangxin away and made a mess around the buns (grabbing buns or buying them). Wu Liangxin looked disdainful and contemptuous, and said, "No quality, no education. Look at me. I can tell at a glance that you have received higher education!"
After that, he turned to pull the crowd away from the middle (rudely) and shouted, "My steamed stuffed bun! ! "
After the crowd was pulled away, I saw the wooden bucket spinning in the same place, and the buns had been robbed (sold out).
Wu Liangxin was helpless, dissatisfied and even angry. He pointed to the empty bucket and said, "this ... what is this?"
The proprietress was speechless. The boss walked onto the stage, patted Wu Liangxin on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, are you new here?" We are a century-old shop, fragrant (extended sound). Our steamed bread has always been very popular. Our craftsmanship is complete and well-known, and the raw materials are natural and pure. "
When the proprietress learned of this, she boasted with confidence that she had won the Nobel Prize, and said, "Yes, our flour is processed with the best wheat, especially pork, which was raised by my 80-year-old mother in her hometown in the countryside. Everyone praises that our pigs are whiter and fatter than other people's grandchildren, and the steamed buns made are delicious and nutritious. " Say that finish, she couldn't help but give a thumbs-up smile.
Wu Liangxin believed what the Jia couple said and said with a little surprise, "Really? It seems that I can't eat today. Remember to leave me a bucket every day, and I am willing to pay double the price. It seems that your steamed bread is as popular as our milk! ! "Then he said to Boss Jia," Do you know Obama? "
Boss Jia suddenly realized and said, "Oh, I don't know, but I know Aoniu. My children like to drink Austrian milk. "
Wu Liangxin was very proud and said, "I am the director of the dairy factory, and I will take care of it in the future." Then I shook hands with Boss Jia and smiled.
Act two,
In the evening, in the kitchen of Jia's steamed stuffed bun shop, Boss Jia and proprietress are preparing meat steamed buns for the next day.
The proprietress went to consult with boss Jia: "I said, Lao Jia, our gypsum powder is almost used up, and dopamine (the ingredient of lean meat essence) is almost the same." Is it time to get some? "
Boss Jia stood up, thought about it, and said, "I heard from Lao Li in the neighboring village that there is a cheaper flour, so I bought it for lean meat, or we would have to order it on the hour." Then he grinned twice.
The proprietress hesitated, and was a little soft-hearted. She said, "Is this too much and nothing will happen?"
Boss Jia shook his hand and said, it doesn't matter. He said: "It's too unscrupulous. Actually, Lao Li recommended it to me last time. Just use chalk powder from Polytechnic University. Unfortunately, the colored chalk powder is too thick and needs to be bleached with bleach. Not cost-effective! Well, just listen to me. "
Say that finish, busy again.
Act iii
For N years, Wu Liangxin has been coming to Jia's steamed stuffed bun shop to eat a steamed stuffed bun, and this day is no exception.
Wu Liangxin came to the steamed stuffed bun shop again. Boss Jia met Wu Liangxin and warmly greeted him to sit down. Then he called the waiter, "steamed buns, steamed buns, come quickly." Then two waiters were carrying a bucket of steamed bread.
Boss Jia smiled and said, "This is a bucket of steamed bread that you must eat every day. I didn't expect you to eat for so long and still love to eat. "
Wu Liangxin praised: "Your steamed stuffed bun is big, round, white and delicious. You won't get tired of eating too much. At that time, you, the price has gone up recently, and your steamed stuffed bun has not gone up at all. Although you have a good mind to serve the people, don't lose money. " I sincerely praised you, and then said, "But recently I have inexplicable back pain, leg cramps, urgent urination and frequent urination, and I don't know what I ate outside." There are not many people who do business with you so kindly these days. "
Boss Jia was shocked and then said with a wry smile, "Brother, you also know that the recent earthquake in Japan caused nuclear leakage, and the radiation in the air was serious, which had a great impact on men's health." Please pay attention! Fortunately, our steamed stuffed bun has more salt to prevent radiation, so it will be better to eat more barrels. But my children have bigger farts, kidney deficiency and loose urine. I don't know what to do. "
Wu Liangxin thought for a moment and said, "Well, let him drink more milk from Aoba. Our cows eat Cao Ling on Bole Mountain and drink the holy water of Long Yun Lake under Jiangjun Bridge. Our milk cures kidney deficiency and contains no sugar. Verified by the State Council, it is a special beverage for astronauts. Our slogan is that a bottle of milk every day is better than China people, and make sure that your child drinks too much of our milk and urinates on the fifth floor in one breath.
Boss Jia seemed to see hope and was overjoyed. He said, "You eat first, and I'll buy more boxes." With that, he hurried out.
Act IV
Because Jia's steamed stuffed bun shop and Oba cow milk factory operate without approval and license, they abuse fake and inferior raw materials and food additives, which has caused serious harm and affected China's socialist harmony and people's health. After being exposed by the public, it was seized and tried by Wuhan University of Technology.
Master, there are two rows of catching heads with mops (or clothes drying poles) in the form of ancient yamen in front of the lecture table.
The master slapped the hammer net on the table and shouted, "Ascend to the hall."
Two rows of catchers beat the ground with mops and shouted in unison, "Awesome!" ! "
Master: "After being strongly reported by the masses, this official investigated Jia's steamed stuffed bun shop and Aobanniu milk factory, and held a trial here. Jia Renyi, the owner of Jiajia Steamed Bun Shop, and Wu Liangxin, the director of Niu Dairy Factory! "
Two rows of catchers beat the ground with mops and shouted in unison, "Awesome!" ! Boss Jia and Wu Liangxin were taken to court.
When Wu Liangxin saw Boss Jia, he was slightly surprised and said, "God, isn't this Boss Jia? Why, he came to visit? "
Boss Jia smiled: "I just made steamed buns in the steamed bun shop, and the county grandfather must invite me to tea and exchange my experience with steamed buns."
The master was furious and patted the table with a mallet. He said, "Bold, you can't talk nonsense in court. Jia Renyi and Wu Liangxin, you produce and operate without a license, and use fake and shoddy raw materials and food additives, which seriously endanger food safety and the health of movie stars. Do you know the crime? "
Boss Jia and Wu Liangxin pointed at each other and said in surprise, "You too ..." Then he reacted that the master was treating himself and shouted, "Wrong, wrong ~"
Master: "The irrefutable evidence is like a mountain. Don't you dare argue that your steamed stuffed bun shop and milk factory have been investigated by this official. This is evidence "(put some pictures of the inspected factory).
Master: "Gambling fake raw materials dealers"
As soon as the dealer came to power, the two bosses saw the dealer who bought fake raw materials and food additives from them and pointed to the dealer and said, "Who are you?" It's you (meaning you betrayed yourself) "
The banker respectfully said, "I'm sorry, two bosses. The villain is thin and hasn't been beaten, and since the death of the bin Laden brothers, the villain has been heartbroken and his psychological defense line has collapsed." I've decided to turn over a new leaf. I've typed out the matter that you bought fake raw materials from me. Go to hell. "
Master: "Call witnesses"
The witness seemed thin, or better, lying down and saying, "Cao Min's surname is well known. Ever since I ate the steamed stuffed bun from Jiabaopu and drank the cow's milk, I have had backache and leg pain, urgent urination, frequent urination, farting and kidney deficiency, and incoherent urination (good egg pain poem). "
Wu Liangxin reacted immediately. The witness has the same symptoms as himself. He was furious and pointed to Wu Liangxin and said, "You killed my son! ! "
Boss Jia reacted immediately, and the witness had the same symptoms as his youngest son. He was furious and pointed to Wu Liangxin and said, "You killed my son! ! "
Then, the two men got into a fight and got entangled.
As for sentencing, we should be free to play, or we should communicate with the audience.
End! ! !