Complete works of funny jokes about summer vacation
1. Principal, another month in the summer vacation? 2. After the summer vacation, is the winter vacation far behind? 3, summer vacation, summer vacation is just an endorsement of homework, the so-called impeded. 4, a terrible news: your summer vacation balance is not enough! ! ! ! 5, summer vacation is coming, happiness is around, study is suspended, don't be too lazy, study mentality can't be too light, troubles begin, pressure is put aside, stay happy, be happy every day, bless friends, good luck is entangled, happiness is with you, happy holidays, no limit! 6. Did you have a good summer vacation? -Just soon. No joy. . . 7. Don't stay up late while eating. 8. Summer vacation means that you can't be seen every day, every week, every hour, every minute. 9. No precautions, no worries. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation. 10, this winter vacation has passed the temperature of summer vacation, but it is not the length of summer vacation. 1 1. Teacher, I have saved a homework for the winter vacation, which is touching. Aren't we going to pay? 12, summer vacation is coming, I invite you to travel, and you pay the bill; Watching movies together, you buy tickets; Buy a gift, you give it to me, what will I give you? I will write you a short message, wishing you a happy summer vacation every day, always smile, I just want you to smile. 13, press when you finish your summer homework, press when you are halfway through it, press when you write a little, and press when you don't write at all. 14、? Students, happy summer vacation? Only fast, no fun. Summer vacation is finally over. Can't sleep in the morning. I haven't slept for 28 hours, and finally it's summer vacation. At home, it's as quiet as paralysis and epilepsy. 18, the cheerful summer vacation is coming again, and I want to say hello to everyone here. Have a cup of tea to relieve the heat and cool down, and run away when the heat is uncomfortable. Relax properly and laugh happily. Wish you a happy and worry-free summer vacation! 19, tell you a message, you have been struck by lightning. Your summer vacation balance is less than one month. 20. The summer vacation is here, and the dishes for the little relatives are on the scene! 2 1, I broke up with the summer vacation because of the bitch who started school. 22, boring summer vacation is just to pass the time 23, children's shoes. Happy summer vacation? Only fast, not happy. 24. Summer vacation is coming, the fatigue of study is hidden, and the relaxed days are so comfortable; Summer vacation is coming, singing happy songs, and the free mood is more cheerful; Summer vacation is coming, laughter, humor and good dialogue! May you let go of the pressure of study and welcome the arrival of summer vacation. What a joke! 25. Job loading:%%%% failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to resume the summer vacation! 26. Let the stars become my eyes and fall in your heart every night, giving you warmth; Let the breeze turn into my concern, accompany you every minute and give you encouragement. Have a nice summer vacation. 27. I am not afraid of winter vacation. June will love you for me. 28. Related reading: classic talk about farewell to the New Year, classic talk about farewell to the Year, classic talk about farewell to the Year, classic talk about goodbye to sentences, hello, classic talk about sentence summary and classic talk about looking forward to the Year 29. Summer vacation is coming, put happiness in the sunshine, shine happiness on you, put happiness in the breeze, blow blessings to you, put auspiciousness in short messages and send blessings to you. Summer vacation is coming, I wish you a happy and cool holiday. It's not our fault that we don't want to do our homework. It is our fault that people set summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest and coldest season. 3 1. Can I be lazy this time? Code word? what's up Congratulations! Yes, the code word is: Happy summer vacation! 32. Go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less and exercise more; Do homework, practice painting and calligraphy, and take time to learn something else; Increase knowledge, learn culture, learn more, and increase talents. Bless you: you are in a good mood, everything goes well, and you are safe and happy. 33. The weather is hot in summer, please do a good job in heatstroke prevention. Bitter gourd has a good heat-clearing effect, and try to prevent heatstroke on weekdays; Mung bean soup is a good medicine, and food is essential in summer; Eat a balanced and thoughtful meal. I wish you a healthy and happy summer vacation! 34, summer vacation, long vacation, clever arrangement, coup: go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less, and exercise more; Do homework, practice painting and calligraphy, and take time to learn something else; Increase knowledge, learn culture, learn more, and increase talents. Bless you: you are in a good mood, everything goes well, and you are safe and happy. 35. Learning is a heavy weight, and exams are a heavy weight. Summer is coming, put down the heavy burden and package, stand up straight, live high, hold your head high and be happy. God blocks killing God, and Buddha blocks killing Buddha? Indulge and be happy. 36. Whether the summer vacation is good or not simply depends on whether the grades are high or not. I haven't changed anything after a summer vacation. Thick legs. 38. When the summer vacation came, the students laughed happily, and the study pressure was temporarily forgotten, so clean up and relax; Adjust your mood and be happy. Send you in the summer vacation? Summer? Endless blessing: I wish you happiness and a happy summer vacation! 39, summer vacation Xiansen, will you marry me? That way, you won't leave me. 40. Mr. Summer vacation, I was wrong. Let's not break up. Let's start over. 4 1、? Why did the holiday pass so quickly? Because there is no morning! 42. My concept of holidays is that my charger has never been idle. 43. Summer vacation is our holiday, not a lot of homework. 44. You always say that the summer vacation is far away, but it's halfway over in a blink of an eye. 45. Keep your hair long for a few years and cut it every five minutes. I forgot all the knowledge I had learned for several years as soon as I had a holiday. 46. It is the best time of the year to think that you can have two months without class. 47, princess huanzhu is playing again, but it's not summer vacation anymore. 48. Get up and eat online and shout don't stay up late. 49. The summer vacation has quietly passed, and school is about to start again. Don't want to go to school, don't want to go to school, don't want to go to school. 50. Homework Jun, I know you love me very much and want me to accompany you, but I love Xiansen in winter vacation. Let's go.