After coming home on our wedding night, my husband and I were exhausted. After such a long birthday, it is a kind of tension to be suddenly pulled onto the stage as the protagonist. I have never laughed at so many people for so long in my life. I have to go to the bathroom to rest my poor facial muscles. When I got home, I was so tired that I just wanted to sleep. As a result, just after taking a shower, my mother-in-law mysteriously called me to her room and said it was important. Once inside, my father-in-law slipped away from the wall. I felt terrible at that time, but it was too late. My mother-in-law pulled me affectionately and sat on the bed. At first, I rambled that marriage was a major event in my life, and I would be reborn from then on, and so on. Then I said that some things should have been said by my own mother, but my situation is special, and as my mother-in-law, she thinks she is my own mother, so today this important step is carried out by her. Seeing this, the sisters should have guessed, right? I guessed it at that time, but there was nowhere to run. My mother-in-law took my hand affectionately, and I couldn't pull it back.

First, my mother-in-law got up and took two books from the shelf. As soon as I see the headline, I hope I can't escape. My mother-in-law didn't feel my embarrassment at all. She pointed to the first book "The Enlightenment of Adolescent Sex Education" (probably this name) and said, "How about this one? LL bought it for the first time. This is very helpful to him. "

Then he pointed to the second book and said that I bought it for him when he was in college. Because I think he should know this knowledge at his age so that he won't make mistakes.

The next one ~ ~ the next one is more fierce. My mother-in-law opened the couple's guide, pointed to one paragraph and began to read it aloud to me: Look, there are several different postures in it. As you just got married and have no experience, the recommended position is XXX, which I personally think is very reasonable. Besides, it says that a pillow can be put under the woman's ass if necessary. Hey, you can try it tonight. Then my mother-in-law began to tell me all the precautions, from the beginning of cleaning to the end of how I should massage my husband to relieve fatigue.

Chatting and chatting, my mother-in-law finally found my embarrassment, so she smiled happily: Are you still so embarrassed? I tell you this is very important, especially for men. I tell you, don't ignore it. Look at your father. I didn't react at first, thinking that she was talking about my real father, which almost scared me to death. At this age, it is still two or three times a week.

I sat there with a straight face, and I wanted to die. During the period, my husband walked back and forth outside the half-closed door, poked around countless times, and looked like an eyebrow. Ah, the best, the best in a family.

Mother-in-law went on selfishly: don't say that when he was young, alas, he haunted me all day. However, I'm also hiring. I have an excellent figure and a thin waist. I turned my head and looked at my waist and said, it's thinner than yours. My skin is very, very white. That's true. There is powder in the white, water in the powder, and a strong fragrance. So it's good that your father is always haunting me. My face is a little tanned this summer, so you can't tell. Look, I know how white I am. Speaking of which, my mother-in-law turned her head and looked out the door. After making sure that no one was there, she suddenly lifted her clothes to the neckline from bottom to top, revealing a shiny thing and said, "Look, is it very white?" I have to say, "Well, it's really white.

At this time, my father-in-law couldn't stand it any longer. He stuck his neck out of the door and asked cautiously, "It's already one o'clock. Are you going to bed soon? They should also be tired. " I stood up like a dream and said, "Yes, yes, go to bed early." As a result, this crazy woman grabbed me, took out a box of condoms from her pocket and handed it to me like magic. "Can you use this? Do you want me to show you? Pregnancy is very troublesome. Dad and I, "I stammered," we will. No problem. " Heart said "demonstration? Oh, my God! How to demonstrate? " My mother-in-law sent me out of the house. She said, "Don't make it too late. Getting married is easy to get acute urethritis. " She stood outside her brother-in-law's bedroom door.

As soon as my husband saw me, he immediately said, "Ah? Why is this little sister wandering outside alone in the middle of the night? Maybe something is missing. Come and find the quilt, there is a big surprise! ~ ~ "I threw the two books with condoms in my husband's face and said," I've had enough surprises tonight. You'd better put away your super surprise before I chop it up and feed it to the chickens. " I thought my husband would be bound. As a result, the man snorted and began to move his hands and feet, saying, "How did my mother teach you? Do you want to review while the iron is hot? "

I am furious: why is your family like this? "Then I said exactly what my mother-in-law said. My husband suddenly became honest, and I thought, "It's a good thing I'm ashamed and have no fucking cheek." At this time, I heard my husband say bitterly, "I didn't expect my dad to be so capable and give me so much pressure." "