Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film?

Zi Qiao: Ha! I can't understand the movie at first sight! ... The Promise is a horror movie!

Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

Zi Qiao: At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear.

Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I was awakened, and something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and strong people like stars.

Lv Ziqiao (to Zhan Bo): Ah, now I know why no one cares about you, because there is a fear in your heart. You are afraid of failure. Every time I talk to a girl, I always think, what a tragic and humiliating thing it would be if I was rejected. How can we succeed?

Be brave. Go. It's like there is a train in front of you, and the conductor asks you. Young man, do you want to get on the bus? Just asking. Where does this bus go? When will it arrive at the next stop? Are there any seats on the bus? The train has already left, so you can only wait for the next one. But when the next bus comes, you still face the same problem. After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station.

Who cares? Go up. The train arrived early. It doesn't matter where you go, what matters is the scenery outside the window. When you get off the train, you will thank me, because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything because you think the train is too slow.

Yifei: You are shameless, despicable and unreliable!

Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable?

Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable! ?

Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable! ?

Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you! !

Zi Qiao: OK, OK, stop swearing. This is the battle for the president of the United States.

Yifei: Is the Ceng Laoshi Project about to start?

Zi Qiao: Do you want to hear it?

Yifei: Yes.

Zi Qiao: Gee, you said I was bored.

Yifei: Didn't you listen?

Zi Qiao: Listen! Who bored us?

Zi Qiao: Huh? This cup has no mouth!

Meijia: You said it backwards.

Zi Qiao (turning over a cup): Not only does it have no mouth, but it also has no bottom.

Sleep? There is plenty of time to sleep after death! How can I waste such a precious opportunity in bed? Is that still a person?

Zi Qiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!

Looking at the celestial phenomena at night, I vaguely feel that the purple gas is coming from the east, spring is bursting, dragons are flying in the sky, and Feng Haichao.

Zi Qiao: You don't understand. The left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum. The so-called spring wind, the night came, and the spring flowers bloomed!

Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has to die sooner or later.

Zi Qiao: Narcissism plus brain injury is self-mutilation!

Fairy: Joe, you're just in time. Tell Zhang Wei, what is this world? Jade girl? More or less? **? how much is it?

Zi Qiao: Of course, it's not just * *.

Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. I tell you, my major in college is extinction.

Zi Qiao:? Help others? And then what? For fun? Not a conflict.

Zi Qiao: Mr. Guan, we have been friends for many years. You can't help me this time. If you can bless me to read this difficult time, I swear in the name of Lv Xiaobu that I will never, never, never surf the Internet again.

Zi Qiao: If your friend is playing story solitaire, be sure to get involved and don't walk away alone. Otherwise, you never know what disgusting role they will assign you!

Zi Qiao: You said she spent ten years digging holes and five years putting up posters?

Zi Qiao: My sister's wife, the green hat will remain in my heart.

Zi Qiao: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

Zi Qiao: Zhang Wei, if you have time to learn Feng Shui, it will make up for the regret that you can't afford a house after your death.

Hard life needs no explanation!

Zi Qiao: Don't call others crazy. The premise of getting rid of their thinking is to have a brain.

Zi Qiao: This is just the appearance. I tell you, the source of wisdom and life, you should know how to find stories with your eyes. If you look closely, you will find that the third person definitely refers to Ceng Xiaoxian!

Zi Qiao: I told her that I left her because I came from Na Wei. I said my planet needed rebuilding, so I left.

Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, money makes the mare go.

Zi Qiao: I volunteered!

Zi Qiao: You don't understand. The left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum. The so-called spring wind, the night came, and the spring flowers bloomed!

Zi Qiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear.

Meijia: Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and mighty, and your skin is impeccable. ...

Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I don't have it!

People are floating in the Jianghu, how can they not be stabbed? My name is Lv Ziqiao, and my life depends on the trumpet!

He is Chen Yuanyuan, and you ... Chen, Ping, Ping.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I suddenly realized that something even more terrible had happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear. ;