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Wang Fugui, the fighting capacity is enormous.
Wang Fugui was in an invincible position after three days and three nights of fighting with the first-year master in the middle class. After being besieged, facing a dozen first-grade masters, he didn't change his face. Finally, he got away with it and became famous in World War I. After the primary school crime was submitted, Wang Fugui politely refused. When this happened, Wang Fugui became famous again.
That crime-breaking primary school is a sacred place in the hearts of countless people, and the people inside are all geniuses. As the first person in primary school, Zhang Ritian is a genius among geniuses.
After Wang Fugui refused, PE teachers, ideological teachers, life teachers, Chinese, mathematics, foreign language teachers and other subjects held an emergency meeting. This paper mainly discusses two viewpoints, that is, the viewpoint of getting rid of Wang Fugui, which focuses on physical education teachers, and the viewpoint of increasing recruitment, which focuses on Chinese, mathematics and foreign teachers. The physical education teacher is the most combative person except the principal in primary school, and most teachers support him. So the meeting decided to secretly assassinate Wang Fugui.
Wang Fugui was born in poverty and herded cattle for his family since childhood. When he brought the cow home at night, the wind suddenly blew and there was a rustling sound in the grass. Wang Fugui smiled contemptuously and walked on. When he came to a dark forest, it was foggy again. Wang Fugui smiled again and snorted: "Take a detour! Don't hide, why don't you come out and fight me head-on. "
After that, five people in third-grade school uniforms came out of the fog.
Wang Fugui added, "I know your intentions. It is getting late. Let's go together. Don't waste my time. I haven't sent the cow home yet! "
At this time, the leader in the third-grade school uniform said, "Wang Fugui, you are crazy! Do you know who we are? "
"Hum, I don't care who you are! After today, it is destined to be a group of unknown ghosts. "
"Ha ha, Wang Fugui, you are really crazy! You are so proud that you will die in the hands of our five tigers. " The man headed by said again.
"Quick to catch my breath! Let me see your skills early. " Wang Fugui said, using a complicated trick. This is actually an entry-level eye exercise, which is divided into four types.
However, this kind of achievement method is the achievement method of everyone's bad street, but after Wang Fugui used it well, it has a lasting appeal.
"Just eye exercises, it seems that we have to take it seriously. If he is not removed today, there will be endless troubles in the future. " Say that finish, five people lined up to show a set of converging attack array-the second set of national primary and secondary school students' broadcast gymnastics! Although five people also learned this movement, they cooperated tacitly. At this time, Wang Fugui was trapped.
They thought that Wang Fugui was helpless and was about to launch a deadly "running and jumping action", but Wang Fugui's posture, footwork and technique became complicated. ...
After a while, they broke out their second set of national primary and secondary school students' broadcast gymnastics! Some of them exclaimed, "This, this, this is the third set of broadcast gymnastics for primary and secondary school students in China! His understanding is amazing. If he is allowed to grow, it will definitely affect Sun Tiange's status. "
Five people were forced back by Wang Fugui, and they needed a little breathing space. Five people did not hesitate to take out the whistle that the PE teacher gave them before leaving. When they blew their whistle together, there was a lot of noise, but Wang Fugui was not affected at all. It stands to reason that under this kind of whistle, everyone will be confused and kick forward involuntarily, shouting: 1, 2, 3, 4. But Wang Fugui didn't respond, which made five people feel very scared.
Wang Fugui looked bleak and said, "There is a way in heaven, so you can stay, but there is no way in hell." ! If you want to kill me, you will only be sent a few admirers. You must come back today. "
Said, and took out a thing from his pocket. The other party is frightened, this is a red scarf!
"I know why he is not affected by the whistle. There is such a treasure. Only this red scarf is for the Young Pioneers. Does this mean ... that he has secretly joined the Young Pioneers? "
Another person whispered, "but he is only in the middle class of kindergarten." Is his talent really that high? In our crime-breaking primary school, only Brother Sun Tian joined the Young Pioneers! "
"You know it's too late, dying still so repetitive! Are all your primary schools at this level? What a pity to die! Go to hell. " Finally, Wang Fugui solemnly put on a red scarf. Behind him, a light appeared, illuminating half of the forest. The combat effectiveness has also increased countless times in an instant. With just one punch, five people were crushed and crawled on the ground, unable to move. On the other hand, Wang Fugui jumped on the cow's back like an innocent man, and the cow slowly carried him home.
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When Zhang Ritian heard about this incident, he flew into a rage and angrily tore off the red scarf around his neck. Seeing that the situation was not good, my younger brother immediately went forward and tore a pack of spicy strips. Zhang Ritian drew one from it, chewed it carefully, paced thoughtfully and murmured, "I didn't expect this Wang Fugui to be so powerful. I have to meet him! I don't believe this, I will fight back with the tricks I have learned in these years, but I can't beat him! "
The younger brother on the side couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva when he smelled the spicy strips. He asked, "Do you need me to ask the PE teacher for help?"
Zhang Ritian was angry again: "Joke! Who else do I need to deal with a pure wild child? Don't you know my strength! " Zhang Ritian carefully re-tied the red scarf. "I must have torn his boy's red scarf myself!"
There is no sunshine on this day. Zhang Ritian looks at the wind direction, ok, you can go out. A group of primary school students gathered, some with Chinese textbooks and some with math textbooks. This is their weapon. Zhang Ritian had already planned everything, and even knew when to use what moves. Zhang Ritian leads the way on his beloved little bike, which is awesome! The red scarf fluttering in the wind is even more enviable.
Wang Fugui just out of school, Zhang Ritian and others scattered without saying anything. They all launched a big move, saying: "At the beginning of life, human nature is good, human nature is similar, and learning is far away ..."
Wang Fugui a surprised, then know not good. Fortunately, I also know how to crack this skill of carving insects, and my position is very deep: "Heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow, and the universe is vast ..."
Zhang Ritian sneer, he didn't guess wrong! Drink loudly: "Change the array! In the second attack. Wang Fugui, you can't beat me! "
Pupils immediately changed their Chinese textbooks into math textbooks and read aloud in unison: "One faucet has 50 cubic meters of water per hour, and the other faucet has 40 cubic meters of water per hour. If two faucets are turned on at the same time ... "
Wang Fugui suddenly took a step back. He had never worked in the middle class. Even a genius, he had never seen such a profound topic! Just as Zhang Ritian was about to scream with pride, a woman suddenly appeared in front of him and screamed, "The mass of a car is 30N, assuming it is pulled horizontally on an absolutely smooth horizontal plane ..."
Say that finish back at Wang Fugui a smile, Wang Fugui stopped laughing.
"Xiaohong, why are you here?"
"Brother Wang, don't worry. I know you are not good at math, and I am here to save you. "
"Xiaohong ..." Wang Fugui's gratitude to Xiaohong is beyond words.
Zhang Ritian was forced at that time. How did she kill a woman halfway? Wang Fugui and I seem to be classmates. He sensed that something was wrong. The woman's skill was obviously superior to his, so she jumped on her bike and ran away. The other brothers were even more afraid, so they dropped their books and ran away. Wang Fugui and Xiaohong looked at each other, and everything was in their eyes.
After a long time, Wang Fugui said, "Xiaohong, it's good to have a deskmate like you ..."
Xiaohong said: "Hum, don't hurry home and do the addition and subtraction in the 100 channel arranged by the teacher! I won't let you copy mine tomorrow. "
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"Rinrin Bell ..." The bedside alarm clock shouted.
"Wealth, wealth, get up! Today is the first day of the new semester, don't be late! " A gentle voice echoed in Wang Fugui's ear.
Wang Fugui opened his lazy eyes and found his mother squatting by the bed and smiling at him. Wow, I had another good dream! I'm good, even better than the Monkey King!
Wang Fugui asked, "Are Xiaohong and I from Uncle Li's house next door?"
"Yes ..."
Wang Fugui stood up, looking forward to this day.