There is a bookworm who only stays at home reading all day, doing nothing and living by his wife.

This evening, my wife came home from work in the field, only to find that her chicken had not returned to her nest. She was busy cooking and didn't have time to catch chickens, so she said to her husband, "I'll cook and you help me catch all the chickens in the nest."

The husband agreed. He put down his book and ran out to drive his chicken home.

When the bookworm saw his chicken, he rushed up and rushed. As a result, the chickens panicked and flew around. The bookworm had to stop and slowly raise his hand to the chicken, so the chicken stopped there again and looked around. When the chicks had just settled down and were ready to go north, the bookworm quickly stepped forward and stopped the chicks. The chicken turned around and ran south. The bookworm was in a hurry and rushed to the chicken to stop it. The chicken turned and ran north again. In this way, when he approached the chicken, the chicken fluttered around in fear, and when he stayed away from the chicken, the chicken stopped. It was dark after the toss, and the three chickens still didn't return to their nests.

The wife has cooked the meal, but the husband hasn't driven the chicken home yet. When she walked out of the room, the bookworm stood there, looking helpless, with sweat dripping from his forehead. His wife was very angry and taught him, "We should drive the chicken like this: when it is free, approach it slowly;" If it is frightened, throw some food to lure it. You can't rush like you, you should seduce slowly and rush slowly. You try to drive the chicken to a familiar road and let it settle down slowly, and it will naturally go straight back to its nest. This is the best way to catch chickens. "

The bookworm suddenly realized, saying, "I didn't expect to learn from chickens." Why can't I see them in books? "

This bookworm only reads dead books and knows nothing but books. In fact, everything has its own methods and rules. If you don't pay attention to methods, you can't do things well by imagination alone. The same is true of driving away chickens.

A fool in an urn hat

There is a family in Liang dynasty, all of whom are fools. One day, the father called his son and said:

"You give me go to the market to buy a hat. I heard someone say that the hat is worn on the head and needs to be able to hold the head. You must find such a hat when you go to the market. "

My son went to the market to buy hats according to his father's instructions. He looked everywhere and found a place that others said was selling hats. The shopkeeper took out a black silk hat for him. The hat was folded and not opened. Silly son searched for a long time, but he couldn't find a place to put his head down. He put down his silk hat and left. Then, he went to many shops and looked for the hat he wanted all day. When I was about to go home, I suddenly saw a small shop selling urns, which contained a large urn. The urn is empty, just enough for a servant's head. He thought that this was probably the hat, so he bought the urn home.

His father also thinks it's a hat. He picked up the urn and put it on his head, then on his face and neck, but he couldn't see anything. This silly father wears a "urn cover" every time he goes out. His nose is very painful and it is difficult to get out of the traffic jam. He is in a hurry. However, he thought that the hat was like this, and he often wore it painfully. Over time, the nose peels and sores, and thick cocoons are ground on the neck. At this point, he is still unwilling to take off this "hat". However, since then, every time he put on his hat, the pain is unbearable, so he can only sit at home with his hat on and dare not go out for a walk.

Wearing a hat was supposed to make people more comfortable. I can't even think of such a basic and simple truth. I would rather suffer than ask others for advice. Of course, I only suffer in the end. This is also the inevitable result of those stupid people who have no brains and are stubborn.

Fools catch beans.

During the Sui Dynasty, a man took a car full of black beans to Beijing to sell. The man trudged along with the cart. When he reached the end of the road, he accidentally stepped on a dirt road and was bitten. This is not good. The car behind him lost its balance and fell to the ground. Cars full of black beans were also poured into the water. He got up from the ground, looked at the black beans in the water and worried, when can a person catch so many beans? After thinking for a while, he decided to go home and let his family help him catch beans. So he stopped thinking about it, left the car and beans and left.

As soon as the man left, the people above him began to talk: "I wonder when he will come back this time." It's a pity that so many beans were washed away by water. Why don't we take them back? " So everyone began to work together, noisily fishing for beans. In a short time, they all fished away, leaving no one behind.

Soon after, the bean truck returned to the overturned place. There are thousands of tadpoles chasing and playing in the water. The man thinks this is his bean and wants to take it out of the water. As soon as I went down, the tadpoles knew that someone was coming, and all of them swam away in an instant. This man is so strange, he just stood for a long time and couldn't figure it out. He sighed and said to himself, "Black beans, black beans, even if you don't know me, how can I not know you?" -Why do you suddenly have a tail? "

This fool always takes things for granted, but he doesn't make a scientific analysis according to the facts, so naturally he can't know the truth of the matter. Of course, this is impossible.

Where does rice come from?

There was a rich man who had a lot of money and accumulated a lot of property at home, but he knew nothing. His family is ignorant and stupid. Two sons, in particular, are ostensibly pretentious and luxuriously dressed, but in essence they are just a pair of "embroidered pillows", while the rich as fathers never know how to educate them.

One day, Ai Zi said to the rich man, "Your two sons are both beautiful, but they have little knowledge and are ignorant of the world.". How can they inherit the legacy of your ancestors when they grow up? "

The rich man was very unhappy and said angrily, "Who says my children don't understand the world?" My children are smart and talented, and no one can compare with them. "

Ai Zi smiled and said, "Call your son. I don't want to test anything else I just want to ask where the rice they eat comes from. " If they make this simple question clear, even if I am wrong, I am willing to bear the charge of false slander. What did you say?/Sorry? "

The rich man called his two sons and stood in front of Ai Zi. Ai Zi smiled and asked them, "Boys, I wonder where the white rice you eat every day comes from?"

The two sons of the rich man listened and thought, I thought this was a test of our profound knowledge. So this simple question, where did rice come from? Isn't it obvious? So they giggled and said, "How come my brothers don't even know this little thing? Rice is taken from the rice jar! "

Hearing this, the rich man stamped his feet with anger and showed an embarrassed look on his face. He quickly corrected them and said, "What two idiots! They are so stupid that they don't know where the rice came from! Tell you, rice is taken from the ground! "

Ai Zi smiled and said, "If you have such a father, why not have such a son?"

It seems that if you are pampered and divorced from reality, you will inevitably know nothing. As elders, we must attach importance to the knowledge education of our children, not just to give them a rich material life. In the end, the child is not worthy and the parents are at fault.