Introduction to nagging: nagging uses the powerful power from the universe, uses this power, and then summons the voice from hell. The child can't bear such great pressure, so he is dizzy.

In other words, children can study in such a comfortable environment. That's really pleasant! When you are doing a math problem, you should concentrate on it. Suddenly, when you were unprepared, you "whoa, whoa, whoa" and then suffered another 200kg blow on your back. It was really refreshing!

We nag the child, make him crazy and vent at work. We will also format his USB flash drive by the way. And extort pocket money. And children can't fight back.

I summed up a sentence, "shout when you are in a bad mood, shout after work, and shout when you are bored."

Ah, nagging

You are fierce and cruel, fierce and cruel.

At dusk.

I can always hear your voice

Can turn irrationality into rational voice.

Only you

Let the child have a nervous breakdown.

You, you beast!

Nagging and unreasonable anger

I can't stand it anymore.

What's your goal?

Doing homework is fast and slow.

As long as it is less than 10.

Anyway, you doubt it.

Make one's own mistakes

fudge

Children make mistakes.

Increase responsibility.

When you nag loudly

Don't resist

If you resist,

Do it directly

Nagging, maybe, maybe you will always understand, never understand, never understand, what is education, never understand! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1 Parents' nagging will make people feel refreshed for a short time, and the effect will be more obvious if you chop it twice, but it will form a global acid rain, but the area is too small to be observed at the current level of science and technology.

A nagging sound greater than 10 decibel will make people feel refreshed and crazy. But it will form a rocket launcher similar to 5000cm caliber, but it has no obvious harm to the human body.

If the nagging decibel is greater than 30 decibels, it will obviously improve the suicide ability of teenagers. It can also improve suicide performance. And taking the opportunity to ask for lucky money will undoubtedly make children make a small profit.

4 nagging is good for physical and mental health, and it can kill people's brains. Although millions of teenagers all over the world suffer from mental illness every year, the number is too small, which is very rare, just like someone who won't let you jump from the upstairs!

5 nagging can maximize children's mistakes, just like sneezing. Some people say that you committed intentional homicide. At that time, it was too late for you to thank your parents. Parents can also blame their mistakes on their children. Let us be more grateful and even make up for a few mistakes to make us full of confidence!

If you nag for more than 30 minutes, you will feel like dying, but you can't. It will make you catch up with your holiday in hell. When you swim in low-temperature magma of several thousand degrees and eat "volcanic lava" cookies, that feeling is there. . . Cool! ! When the clock struck thirty minutes, didn't you find that the earth was being destroyed?

When parents nag loudly and take the opportunity to check their children's privacy, it may be a great setback for their children. But at that time. But it completely conforms to Einstein's theory of relativity. Don't you believe that when your parents checked your diary, you didn't find that time went back again?

When suffering from unreasonable anger and nagging, children can also enjoy the refreshing feeling of being pierced by thousands of arrows. Just like drinking Erguotou, it's as refreshing as drinking rotten duck eggs!

When you are strongly nagged and ordered to do something, you can travel comfortably through time and space, just like being a slave in ancient Rome. That's too free!

10 nagging can make our hearts healthier, just like watching porn movies.

When 1 1 is nagged by a lion, you will feel as if the door in the elevator is broken. At this moment, there is a Grenade on the ground, and your heart is as happy as winning the lottery.

12 If you nag too much, your child will feel like a real knife when he collapses. Stab into a child's heart.

How much you have done for me! Every time I think of you, I shout: You are "Lei Feng". You make us feel worse. I believe you will be sensed sooner or later. You will start the eighth world war. You are my idol! ! I think it should be called Lao Dao, because it is like a sharp steel knife, cutting open an innocent heart of a child. Only knife is your noun.

Comprehensive evaluation, I believe that sooner or later you will surpass our classic mine clearance!