Venue: infusion room of the hospital.
Person: Nurse Yu, referred to as Yu for short.
Sister Pan, referred to as Pan for short.
Miss Huang, Huang for short.
There is a table in the middle of the stage. There is a phone and a sign on the table. The sign says "Observation Room". There is a screen behind the desk with a big word "Jing" written on it. There are two chairs and an infusion stand beside the table. Pan: (holding an infusion bottle) It's not that I can't keep up with the times, but that the world is changing too fast. Now the living standard is getting higher and higher, but more and more people are sick. Even animal diseases such as bird flu, mad cow disease and epilepsy are coming to people. What do you think is the difference between this man and an animal? What a shame. I haven't got a high fever yet. Just say I'm suspected of bird flu, which makes me look down in front of the neighborhood. You see, the patient in this infusion room is probably bird flu. Good people in China still insist on speaking English, saying that bird flu is an NBA is hypocritical! Let's sneak out for some air while the nurse is away!
Yu: (wearing a white nurse's uniform and hanging a mask) It is said that it is not easy for nurses to take care of things. Medical education network collection | finishing now some patients are too outrageous. Knowing that bird flu is so fierce recently, they caught a cold and came to hang water. They have told us not to go out and run around at will. Our nurse is as busy as a bee, and now she has another job-finding someone. What I can't stand most is Sister Pan. If you are not careful, you don't know where she slipped away. Hey, where's Sister Pan? Sister pan ~
Pam: Look at this little nurse. She looks watery, but she doesn't listen to herself. Being suspected of being a suspected infectious disease is enough to be looked down upon by people. She is very nice and has no respect for other people's privacy at all. As long as you have a good voice, you shout loudly, but I just can't hear you! Jade: (anxiously surrounding the stage) Sister Pan! Sister Pan! You have bird flu Pam: Who are you calling?
Y: I found you. Come back with me.
Pam: I'm not going back. I'm just taking a risk. I have to say that I am bird flu, which makes my family draw a line with me. I was abandoned. You feed me.
Y: I don't want to check this for you. If you encounter bird flu, you should diagnose and treat it early.
Pam: What did you say? what did you say ? Everyone heard it clearly and it was true! Little girl, we have nothing against each other. How can you curse me like this?
Y: Oh, elder sister, you really misunderstood! I really don't want to curse you. I mean, this kind of bird flu is very contagious, so you can't run around to avoid infecting others. Of course, if the test results come out, it would be better to confirm that you are not ill.
Pan: (sitting in a chair unconvinced) You keep your mouth shut about bird flu. You can't call it a scientific name-type A NBA. Hearing this, people in the province will avoid me like people who avoid the plague, making the neighbors look at me like monsters. How to hang out in the club in the future? At least I am also the leader of the square dance in our community. Y: Ha ha ha! Sister, it's not NBA A, it's H7N9.
Pam: Hum, I don't believe this guy is better than the NBA! Tell me, is there any way to prevent this disease? What's uploaded on the Internet? Is it true to drink Radix Isatidis? It is easy to say that people who drink Radix Isatidis are allowed to drink Radix Isatidis during SARS, hand, foot and mouth, and swine flu. Now the bird flu is worse. Shall we make instant noodles with Radix Isatidis? How can you make other heat-clearing and detoxicating products come alive and make you have the face to sell them in the market? Why not let the chickens drink Radix Isatidis directly? When I went to the pharmacy that day, an old lady said that Isatis indigotica had not been finished.
Huang: (carrying a big bag and wearing fashionable clothes) What about the nurse? Where is the nurse?
Pam: Yo! There is another kind of bird flu. You can see from this dress that it has something to do with poultry.
Huang: (putting the bag on the table) Who are you talking about? What's wrong with bird flu? Bird flu makes you angry, so you always talk about chicken, but you are not allowed to eat chicken! You are not allowed to eat chicken easily. How can we let chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? How can you let a duck look at a chicken? How can you let the goose see the chicken? It won't make people live.
Pam: Yo, you're still a wronged Lord. I dare say that your ancestor was a phoenix, but unfortunately, it was a phoenix in distress ~
Huang: Because of your age, you curse people with tricks, right?
Pam: How dare you? When your flu comes, I can't wait to go back to somersault 500 years ago and stay away from you.
I am a nurse here. what can I do for you?
Huang: (squinting at the nurse) Oh, come on, give me a needle quickly. Dad will take me out shopping later. Medical education network collects LV, gucci and parrd, all waiting for me to take them home!
Y: Miss, are you not ill?
Huang: You are the young lady. You're the sick one. No, no,no. I'm sick. I must be ill. What are you doing in the hospital?
Pam: This girl is at the wrong door. Judging from this situation, she must be mentally ill.
Huang: You are out of your mind!
Yu: (pointing to another chair) Madam, please come and get the needle.
Huang: Are you giving me an infusion here? Are you kidding? I am a man of status! I am Bai.
Pam: I don't even know where I come from, so I can't talk about my identity.
Huang: Listen to me! Have you ever heard of Wong Tai Sin, a good friend of Steve Jobs, the former ceo of Apple Group, one of the top 500 companies in the world? -It's me ~ ~ ~ ~ Dad, did I scare you?
Pan: I have heard of Apple and Jobs, but I have never heard of Wong Tai Sin. I have no idea who you are. What's wrong with pretending these days? You have to pretend to be a dead relative. Be careful. Don't really knock you down when old Joe is lonely and cold!
Huang: Aunt, my life is still hard, but I often catch a cold. I don't know if there is a lack of trace elements!
Pan: Hey, it's not easy, it's stupid!
Huang: The service attitude here is really bad. Let's stop hanging water. Let's leave now. (Step down)
Jade: (beaming) Sister Pan, I have good news for you. The test results came out the other day. The report shows that you just have a common cold, not bird flu. You can stop taking the medicine after infusion today.
Pam: Really? That's great. (His face changes) Oh, Nurse Xiaoyu, to be honest, I was so worried that she was really bird flu when I saw that girl coming to check up just now. This feeling also made me understand why others heard that I had a cold and suspected bird flu, and they all hid far away. How's this? I'll treat for a few more days to consolidate. I promise, I will never run around again during the infusion.
Yu: Haha, Sister Pan, I really don't need this. I have checked it in detail. You, relax. Don't forget, your old neighbors are waiting for you to go back and take them to the square dance.
Pam: Yes, yes, (jumping twice appropriately), they are still waiting. Xiaoyu, thank you for your trouble these two days.
Yu: (shaking hands with Pan) You're welcome, big sister. It is my duty to take care of patients, and we should treat patients as family members.
Pan: Yes, we can understand and understand each other. Only by collecting and sorting through the medical education network can we reduce the disputes between doctors and patients, make nurses work happily, make patients feel comfortable in seeing a doctor and build a harmonious society!
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