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Extraction code: pgzn title: nonsense
Author: Xuan Yongguang
Douban score: 8.5
Publishing House: Popular Literature and Art Publishing House
Publication year: February 2003
Page number: 4 13
Content introduction:
During the Republic of China, there were three fantastic books that caused an uproar, namely Talking about Madness, Exposing All Disadvantages and Talking about My Imagination. The Ministry of Culture sold hundreds of thousands of copies, and China people rushed to circulate them. Reading these three wonderful books is a fashion. This book is "Talking Crazy", which contains inscriptions, written in the front, preface, written in the front and back, old confession, jumping to the top, talking about men and women, love, marriage and family, sex for the first time; The second part is crazy talk about the society, officialdom, humanities and culture of the Republic of China.
About the author:
Xuan Yongguang (1886- 1960) is a native of Chengnan Street, Luanxian County, Hebei Province. The real name is a monk, and the scientific name is Jin Shou. The world often calls it "Lao Xuan". 1886 was born in Luanxian County, Hebei Province. Pen name "crazy old Xuan"; Beijingers. Famous modern writer. In 1930s, Li Zongwu in Sichuan and Lao Xuan in Beijing were two strange men and women in China literary world. They are spring and autumn magic pens in China's modern literary world and crazy geniuses in modern history. At that time, Xuan Yongguang's "Nonsense" stunned readers and caused an uproar. As soon as "Crazy Talk" came out, it published four editions in a row within half a month and sold 10,000 copies. Paper was expensive in Luoyang at that time. During the Republic of China, there were three fantastic books that caused an uproar, namely Talking about Madness, Exposing All Disadvantages and Talking about My Imagination. Hundreds of thousands of copies were sold by various ministries, and Chinese people rushed to circulate them. Reading these three magical books is a fashion. Xuan Yongguang, one of the most famous essay writers in China after Lu Xun, died in Beijing on 1960.
Resume self-report
Since my book "Crazy Talk" came out, readers have never given up, asking questions with their real names, ages, places of origin and recent situation again and again. The more you don't answer, the more you urge the questioner. There is a tendency that some legal officials report that "if you don't tell the truth, your master will be angry". Without cunning, I had to tell my ugly history in detail: my name is Yong Guang. Today, people from Nanjie, Luanxian County, Hebei Province. The real name is a monk, and the scientific name is Jin Shou. 10 Minyuan entered the Army Preparatory School and changed its name. Colleagues often call it old because they think it is a number. My ancestral home is Luzhi Qingzhou. Yao moved to Zhejiang. At the end of the Ming Dynasty, a branch of Zhejiang had been passed down to VIII. In VIII, those who left the public cave traveled north and were naturalized in Luanzhou (now changed to County). He is eleven years old and deserves to be the master of Shaoxing. If my late father had an eyebrow, he was called Mr. Du Zhai. He is a student of Tongzhou candidate, who once assisted Zhang Tengjiao in crossing the military gate. In order to indulge in neo-Confucianism, not to follow the fashion, poor old apprentices went to the end. My mother's surname is Wu, and she is also from Luanzhou. Sir, two sisters and three children. He entered school at the age of nine and was employed by Mr. Shi Xingcun, a teacher at his home school. In the twenty-four years of Guangxu in the former Qing Dynasty, he entered the county missionary school and became an aesthetic museum, learning English and science. In 27 years, he entered Beijing Huiwen College as an "international student". In school, reading is a shackle, and deceiving teachers is a function. Go over the wall and play in private. Never get along with other students. Reading novels in the dark when entering the chapel. Sometimes they mumble prayers and pretend to be believers. As soon as I entered the study room, I wrote love letters and learned to draw things. Be good at some kind of pictures. Fortunately, human nature is "evil". Although they are dishonest, they failed in all subjects except arithmetic. Although I hate arithmetic, I can barely get enough marks because of clever tricks. In the winter of thirty-two years, I entered the society and was isolated from books. Moreover, my father died of lack of funds and failed to go abroad for "gilding". At that time, talents were scarce and things floated on people. So I pretended to be a prophet, and I was arrogant. As soon as he resigned from his post in North Korea, he was hired in the evening. In five years, I changed seven occupations. As far as postal services are concerned, if we are willing to keep it up to now, our position can already surpass that of postal officials. After entering the Republic of China, he worked as a teacher and lecturer in the Preparatory School of the First and Second Army, Huiwen School, Renmin University, Huada University, Chaoda University, Peking University, Tieda University and Pingda Agricultural College. And mislead their children with three items of historical geography English. Among them, A, B, C and D cheat the most. Moreover, he is addicted to political and military circles, and is an assistant to middle and lower officials. Now 59 plus 4. He is four feet eight inches tall. Weight 18 lbs. His face is yellow and thin, and he looks like an opium addict. Stubborn by nature, easy to like and irritable. Greed is boundless. Nothing wants, nothing wants. Three meals without meat to cry. Half a day without a wife is a blessing. Yuan Pei Gong's family is in this county. After marrying Zhao in Beiping. Qi Jun nationality. It's like talking about the consequences of being full as a child. This is not because of sin, this is not self-destruction, and delaying children is a disaster. Gong has only one daughter and has been married for three years. Last winter, Zhao miscarried a person, and his body was incomplete, so he went to repair the text. It is still enshrined in a big hospital today, which is typical. Gong 2/kloc-0 returned to Yaochi at the age of 772. I was born violent, irritable and scared like a tiger. Zhao, 22, is married. Four, eight and four. Born fierce, suspicious and fearful. For more than twenty years, I have been running here and there, running south and running north. Neither engage in revolutionary movements, nor seek happiness for the country and the people. So far, I have not only turned my ancestral property into profligate capital. By this time, when you are exhausted, you will have to stop cooking once you lose your job. I now live in an alley in the East Side and rent eight rooms. Eat, sleep, water flowers, raise fish and play with cats and dogs every day. Eat two small bowls of rice, two big dishes, two boxes of cigarettes and six pots of strong tea every day. I defecate twice and urinate more than twenty times. When you have enough food and water, you fall down to sleep. Sleep for twelve hours day and night. And I am a neat freak, spending my wonderful time between sweeping the floor, washing, bathing, brushing my teeth and stamping my feet. Although I have a hobby of collecting books, I have no desire to read. I like collecting inscriptions, but I have no ambition to watch them. In the past three years, if there is a principal in the school who is willing to be a bodyguard, or "pour" the whip for a period of time. Otherwise, you can barely write a manuscript and sell it to the newspaper. Spread rumors to confuse people and defraud money. Ping Jin and Tianjin's manuscript fees add up to about 100 yuan per month, which is enough to meet the needs of debt repayment of waste books. Never leave any assets to the future young master group. The gift of this stupid couple is only entrusted to God. What is provided is true. Whoever asks again will not answer.