Dong Canhui: About 50 years old, owner of medicinal materials, referred to as Dong.
Shuiqi: About 24 years old, Dong Canhui's daughter, referred to as water.
Personality requirements:
Tax official: Full of energy and vigor, wearing a tax suit for the Spring and Autumn Period.
Dong Canhui: Vigorous, with a straight back and white hair on his temples. Rich, talkative and humorous.
Shuiqi: Kindness, simplicity and beauty. Wear fashion, carry 1 fashion handbag.
Scene: There are eight big red characters on the front wall of the inspection bureau office: collection according to law, quality service, and a "tax badge" hanging in the middle. There are 1 rectangular tables in the middle of the office. There are 1 red telephones and three chairs on the table. On the left wall is posted "Five Requirements and Ten Prohibitions". On the right side of the wall are 1 computer equipment and 1 printer. Put 1 water dispenser in the upper left corner.
Moral of the plot: tax officials are kind to others and accept questions from Dong Canhui's father and daughter, which reflects that the tax authorities' concept of law enforcement has changed. Gathering wealth for the country, collecting taxes according to law and providing quality services are the basis for tax authorities to practice the "Theory of Three Represents" and "making taxes for the public and enforcing laws for the people". The formal adoption of the love between the two parties based on taxation reflects the new understanding of taxation among the people. The second time, with half a tax bill, the confession of a tax resister reflects the generosity of the older generation of tax workers to taxpayers, laying the foundation for today's harmonious tax collection and improving taxpayers' consciousness of paying taxes consciously.
Plot: (The tax official sits under the tax badge and writes notes with the pen on the desk. A father and daughter approached. )
Dong: (loudly asked) This is the local tax.
Inspection bureau? Is this the inspection bureau?
Water: (holding uncle's hand in one hand and looking around with 1 fashion handbag in the other) Dad, keep your voice down! This is not our living room!
Dong: (looking at the words on the wall) Taxation is for the public and law enforcement is for the people. Hehe, this is the tax inspection bureau!
Tax official: (Get up to greet, first hold Dong Canhui's hand, then hold Miss's hand, and then miss winks and lets go quickly) Oh, uncle and miss, this is the inspection bureau, please sit down! (Miss casually sits down in the chair on the left side of the desk and winks at the tax king, while Dad stands on the right side of the desk.)
The telephone on the desk rings, and the tax king answers it. )
Tax official: hello, this is the inspection bureau! Go! What? Fake invoices? Refuse to pay taxes! (Dad who is about to sit down slips to the ground) Ok, I'll wait for your news!
Tax: (Help Dad get up. ) Uncle, please sit down slowly!
Water: (stands up and says) Dad, I said I can't come to the inspection bureau. You insisted that I go with you. No, I heard the voice of tax resistance! (Sit down slowly)
Tax: Don't worry, Uncle and Miss, it's not terrible to resist tax!
Dong: (looking at the tax bill) Who are you?
Tax official: Oh, my name is Wang Zheng. I'm an inspector here. (Turning to the water dispenser to pour water) Please have a drink. (Back to the original seat) Who are you?
Dong: My surname is Dong and my name is Shan Hui. Dealing in medicinal materials, local people.
Water: this is called confession! Now I know how to repent! (Dad's voice is not finished. Water stands up to answer and then sits down. )
Dong: (pointing to the water) This is my daughter's name-
Water: water dispenser! (Dad's voice is not finished. Water stands up to answer and then sits down. )
Dong: I obey the law and pay taxes according to law now! (Dad's voice is not finished, Shuiqi stands up and sits down again. )
Dong: Shuiqi, you are too nervous! Just relax。 (looking at the tax) Let's introduce it this way. I'm her-water: director of taxation! He teaches me tax business every day. (Before Dad finished, Shui stood up to answer and then sat down) Dong: Shui Qi, I said, what's wrong with you today? Talk well at home, you dig at me, be careful I don't cooperate! (Stand up)
Water: Good! I'm sorry! This is my fault. Let's cooperate well!
Dong: That's more like it (sit down).
(The phone rings)
Hello, this is the Commodity Inspection Bureau. what can I do for you? Go ahead. Oh, admit your crime and go to court. Great, thank you! Goodbye!
Dong: (asking about tax) Are you in trouble?
Tax official: Don't worry! Conviction!
Water: (taking a sip of water) Alas! Dad, you admit your mistake!
Dong: (thoughtfully recalling) I miss that year (standing up)
To do business, we must rely on industry and commerce.
If you want to get rich, you must rely on taxes.
But I have embarked on the crooked road of "I have to evade taxes if I want to be fat". I mistakenly think that "there is a Canadian in a foreign country and a Canadian in China". I'm here to confess today.
Water: Dad, don't panic! I haven't solved all my problems yet, and I won't get it if I confess!
Tax official: I'm a little at a loss.
Dong: How old are you, young man? How long have you been taxed?
Tax: Uncle, 26 years old, has been taxed for two years. What a shame! Auditor?
[confession of water shyness: put onions in the nostrils of pigs and garlic!
Dong: (confessing to the audience) Judging from his age and appearance, he should be his descendant.
Tax official: Uncle, you are talking nonsense. I don't understand what?
Dong: I will understand! Then, can you check your knowledge of tax law now?
Tax: Yes! (Standing up) I have learned a lot in these two years. I am proficient in business tax, resource tax and real estate tax ... Anyone who can't find the local tax (sleep) can come to me! (Naughtily to the water) Lesbians can't come! Declaration period, tax payment period, reconsideration period ... In the presence of (beautiful wife) (referring to girlfriend), it's nothing to play with your wife at work like this! Taxpayer, legal representative, withholding agent ... I can still see the difference (turn to water). Of course, lover, matchmaker and father-in-law will not be confused! Please ask questions!
Water: (to the audience) You can talk all the time! Burping is the only way to know!
Dong: (stands up) OK, let's test you. Please-Q: (Step by step, imitate Li Yong to ask questions quickly, and add rhythm to increase the humorous effect. Dad asked, step forward with his left foot and step back with his right foot; Take one beat as one step. After each question and answer, take two steps with one beat, so that the two people can return to their original standing position. Then the cycle goes on, dad leans forward slightly in the pace, and the tax body leans back to enhance the funny effect. Do you show your inspection certificate when you go to the familiar taxpayer's business premises for inspection?
Tax: You must!
Dong: What should tax officials do if the parties are immediate family members in activities such as quota approval and tax inspection?
Tax: tax avoidance
Dong: How long is the retrospective period of tax resistance? Can I pay the fine 20 years ago now?
Tax: it will be pursued indefinitely. Can I still pay the fine 20 years ago? This problem ... (tax is desperate, standing is standing. )
Dong: I don't know!
Water: (goes over and tugs at Dad's clothes and whispers) Dad, what are you doing? Have you asked? Aren't you afraid of his fine?
Dong: OK! What I am afraid of is that he dare not accept this fine! (Laughing at the tax) We are discussing the tax law! Discuss the tax law!
Tax official: Never mind! My uncle's question is a bit old-fashioned Can lesbians take some fashionable questions? I want to test you, too, if you like.
Water: Well, I really want to take the exam!
Tax: Just ask!
Water: I heard that you are-
Tax: What is it?
Water: There is a saying in society that "finance is dad, banks are mom, and taxes are wolves". Are there many "five tax officials" in the tax authorities who eat, take, card, demand and report?
Tax official: (stands up and smiles) Uncle, Shuiqi (points to five requirements and ten prohibitions on the wall) You see, these are five requirements and ten prohibitions of the tax authorities. The "five requirements" you mentioned are the focus of our work style rectification. After several years of rectification, our style of work is among the best in the city, and the "five requirements tax official" has long been laid off! The tax wolf has long been a tax (water) cow!
Dong: OK! Our question is over, (making a gesture of please to the tax) then please come and test us!
Tax official: Please sit down! (motioned for water to sit with her father) Sit tight?
Dad:
(Chorus) Sit tight!
Water:
Tax: This is the scene of joint confrontation of tax knowledge. Your father and daughter can answer questions together (to learn the posture of Wang Xiao Y). Please don't be nervous (Cough twice, clear your throat and learn the posture of Wang Xiao Y) Please listen to the question! What should the inspection bureau do besides checking taxes? Please note that each of you has the opportunity to change the problem and ask for help.
Water: check and check, one check and two penalties. Of course.
Tax: Wrong! In addition to tax inspection, the inspection bureau should also implement preferential tax policies to safeguard the legitimate rights and interests of taxpayers. What our tax authorities pursue is: building the public for the public and enforcing the law for the people! Remember the following phrases (expressed in allegro form)
China tax collectors amassed wealth for the country.
Collect everyone's meetings according to law
Efficient office, perfunctory
The responsibility for the first question cannot be retired.
After prohibition, cheating, last place.
The implementation of preferential policies must be correct.
Law enforcement mistakes are heartbreaking.
Honest and clean, dare not commit crimes.
Harmonious taxation and good atmosphere
Dong: Oh, it turns out that the tax authorities have to do so many things besides collecting taxes!
Tax official: Please listen to the second question. What is tax resistance? What is the punishment standard for refusing to pay taxes?
[Dong fell to the ground from the stool, and Shui smiled and said that he was afraid, so he held the seat.
Dong: Too nervous! Excuse me!
Tax official: Please take it easy! You have another chance to ask for help, such as calling the tax service hotline 12366.
Water: Those who refuse to pay the tax payable by violence, threats or other means belong to tax refusal, and are fined 1 times but not more than 5 times, and a late payment fee of 0.5 ‰ will be added every day from the date of delay.
Tax: correct answer, the first pass is passed!
Water: Tears of joy (clenched fist), alas!
Dong: (holding the tax hand hard) Did you really pass the test?
Tax official: Really!
Dong: Are you sure?
Tax official: OK! Don't look at the advertisement!
Dong: (clasping hands and speaking loudly) Look at the curative effect! All right! All right!
Tax: (Bowing to Dad) No need to bow.
(The two begin to bow to each other in the Japanese way. )
Dong: (bowing) Thank you!
Tax: (bowing) No thanks!
Dong: (bowing) Thank you!
Tax: (Bowing) No trouble!
Dong: (bowing) Please rest assured.
Tax: (Bowing) Don't worry!
Dong: (bowing) Please forgive me!
Tax: (Bow) Not included! No, please forgive me, please forgive me (bow again)
Water: Enough, enough. What are you two doing like chickens pecking rice? Dad, when did you pay the fine?
Dong: Right away!
Water: Dad! Our test has officially passed, and now it's time for you to make a statement!
Dong: Look at you two being so stubborn for a long time. Your like-minded exams have officially passed!
Tax official: Uncle, I passed the test!
Dong: Yes!
The water shouted, Long live Dad! Quickly jump on the tax king and hug the tax king tightly. Dong: Shuiqi, this is the office. What a shame to be seen by outsiders!
Water: (coquetry) There are no outsiders here!
Dong: A tax company (you two are a family when you sleep). Tax king, the main purpose of my coming here today is to repent and accept the punishment of the tax machine.
Tax official: Uncle, didn't you say that you pay taxes according to law now? Where did tax evasion come from? Tax fraud? What about tax resistance?
Dong: (stands up and pushes things in front of the tax) "Give melatonin as a gift, or you won't get brain cramps"! This is a little something. Before you say it, please accept it for your father.
Tax: (tax pushes the gift back) Uncle, I won't accept this thing until you make it clear.
Dong: The dragon begets the dragon, the phoenix begets the phoenix, the tax official begets the son, and the gift money is deducted. With your father's character, it seems that you can't let things go until you make it clear.
Tax official: Go ahead!
Dong: OK! (Trembling and taking out an envelope from his briefcase), he took out a "plastic-sealed" half tax bill from the envelope. This half of the tax bill only says 550 yuan tax. This half of the tax bill was stolen from your father when I was in the business of medicinal materials, and the other half was left in your father's hand. After I got the tax bill, I fled to other places for many years. What I did at that time was to resist taxes, but the tax authorities never punished me. I came to make amends today.
Tax: I was surprised to receive Dong's tax bill. Ah! Today, I finally found this semi-tax bill and fulfilled my father's wish. With that, I found the other half of the tax bill from the drawer, which was left for more than 20 years in the Second World War.
Dong: (Holding the tax hand tightly and shaking his head vigorously) Sorry, old tax! Sorry, country! I came to confess to his old man's house today.
Water: Open the satchel and take out a stack of RMB. When my father refused to pay taxes in 550 yuan, he was fined five times according to the upper limit of the punishment for refusing to pay taxes, and he had to pay a late fee. I made a rough calculation, and it should be more than 80 thousand.
Dong: We are willing to pay this fine as long as it is handed over to the friendly government. Tax king, please write a fine!
Tax: I can't accept your gift or money. My father died two years ago, and the taxes you owed in those years have been paid by your father. With tears in his eyes, he cried bitterly, Father, your last wish has been fulfilled by your son. Don't worry!
Dong: I appreciate the art of collecting old taxes. A good shepherd's duty is to shear sheep, not shave them.
Tax: Uncle, if you really want to pay the fine, I suggest that this 80,000 yuan be handed over to the relevant departments as a tax law publicity and education fund. Our tax law publicity still needs a lot of manpower and material resources.
Dong: Good idea. Do as you say!
Tax, director and water shouted happily in unison: tax is connected with you, me and him, and integrity depends on everyone! The three of us have prepared a curtain call couplet, which is now dedicated to you. I wish you good health.
Dong: Value-added tax, business tax and consumption tax are all for ordinary people.
Water: Industry, commerce, construction and service industries increase income.
Taxation: harmonious taxation
the end