The first article "China people who can't stand up"
Today is June 7th, 20 14. I sit in a quiet classroom. It's a little hot Maybe it's because the girl on the left is dressed a little cool. Ahem, I'm concentrating on the exam.
When I saw this sentence on the Sichuan scroll: "Man can only belong to him if he stands up." I can't help applauding the teacher for not forgetting to brush his circle of friends during his busy schedule. This is a topic that can only be raised after reading chicken soup for the soul.
I tried to stand up, but in the stern eyes of the invigilator, I knew I would be dragged out by cheating. Alas, it seems that the world does not belong to me, but to the standing invigilator.
In the past year, as an unqualified student, my schedule was the same as that of more than 9 million senior three students. Get up every day and sit in the classroom, eat in the canteen and brush in bed at night. If I stand up, it proves that I was caught by the teacher for playing mobile phone again.
I can't stand up because I want the college entrance examination; I can't stand up because this is exam-oriented education; I can't stand up, because I still believe that the college entrance examination changes my destiny.
Fairy tales are lies.
After a boring count, I found that it is still far from 800 words. Continue to write (che).
Grandpa Mao said that the people of China have stood up since then. I don't agree with this. After so many years, most people I saw in China were kneeling, sitting, lying down, lying down and squatting. Stand up just because the city management has come to arrest people; The teacher came to the internet cafe; The foreman told us to get up and move bricks.
Yesterday, I was sitting eating gutter oil, and someone next to me imitated my face and worried about the situation in the South China Sea. Today, you told me to stand up. You're fucking kidding me. Then I tell you, China people can't stand up!
There is a warm and humid monsoon blowing in the Indian Ocean, and the gutter oil grows wildly. Waste oil is a gift from nature and has a long history. In the evening, Uncle Wang next door will go out to look for the freshest food, gutter oil, which is rich in protein nutrition and delicious, so it's worth the risk. It may sound incredible, but this custom has been going on for thousands of years. Uncle Wang carefully followed the instructions of his ancestors, and the people who slowly avoided came to the back of the canteen. The waste oil in front of us is still steaming, just like the scene seen by our ancestors. The long summer night of senior three, accompanied by sweet and refreshing gutter oil, seems to be getting warmer again.
Waste oil makes China people short, and it is the same to stand up and not stand up (Guo Xiaosi will not say it); House prices make China people unable to lift their heads; Because of the smog, people in China can't see the road in the distance. They can only see the money in front of them and the girl on the left. The girl on the left seems to have finished writing it long ago and checked it twice. It seems that he is still a beautiful schoolmaster. How to catch this schoolmaster after the exam?
The teacher who corrects the papers will definitely think that I am worrying too much, so I will speak closer.
Forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead, forehead. Teacher, have you noticed that the 599 super-large screen dual-card dual-standby subwoofer smart phone you bought from the street was full of applications, which made the mobile phone you spent a lot of money on become Kaka's. As a senior rice noodle, hammer black, as a person who brushes the machine all the year round, I can tell you why. It's all because the mobile phone manufacturers are black-hearted and bully my kind teacher who doesn't know how to brush with the brush assistant, my beloved teacher.
The girl on the left seems to be from No.3 Middle School. I will bravely stand up and ask her for a contact information, such as WeChat Momo or something.
Ok, I have reached the first point, the topic is self-made and the style is optional; The second is not to copy, and the third is to standardize Chinese character writing. What is the standardization of Chinese characters? Tradition, right?
Man, the world belongs to him only after he stands up.
After that, you can get a fortune.
There are still ten minutes, goodbye teacher, sister. I am here. Eat crayfish and talk about ideals.
The second article
Damn it!
I was shocked to see this composition proposition! "Man, only when he stands up can the world belong to him." I looked around, so many candidates were burying their heads in their papers, and no one stood up! When I look at myself, I also sit in the examination room. I'm still not human. Should I stand up now? Who does this world belong to if I don't stand up? I finally saw that only the invigilator, three, three, three invigilators are standing up now! Does the world at this moment only belong to the invigilator? What kind of bird is the teacher who gave the question? I watched the ***G7 summits of all countries in the world, and all of them sat in the meeting. Even if Putin didn't attend, he always stood in Russia! The World Cup is coming. Should I stand or lie down? All kinds of entanglements!
I feel depressed and helpless!
But real warriors dare to face the bleak life. Because even if I don't stand up, the world belongs to me!
Once, League of Legends was invincible all over the world!
Once, I brushed WeChat and knew everything in the world sooner or later!
Once, I skipped class and slept at home until I woke up naturally!
Once upon a time, the eyes were handsome enough to capture a goddess!
Low-key, is the most awesome show off! The road to success is not crowded, because not many people insist! I have always insisted on being a person who lingers between cow A and cow C, you know!
I looked at Chunxi Road, beautiful!
Tianfu Square has been anti-Japanese, angry youth!
Swimming in Funan River, muddy water!
Have you ever soaked in the bridge with nine eyes, short oil!
After wind, frost, rain and snow, I have been standing! But does this world belong to me? Nima is obviously a fool! At the moment of the exam, should I stand up or not? Go your own way and leave others no choice! The college entrance examination, whether you take the exam or not, he is here! The world, whether you stand or not, is the world! There are five words floating in the sky: the college entrance examination is not a matter!
Ok, there are almost 800 words here. I will make the most important decision in my life: the world belongs to me only when I stand up!
I stood up and handed in my paper!