Yuri Schreiber: As far as I know, all good love begins with lying and cheating, because since love will eventually develop into lying and cheating, why not do it from the beginning?

The African dictator said to Yuri: The bullet fired from the gun of a 10-year-old child is no different from the bullet fired from the gun of a 40-year-old man, and it may be more powerful.

I feel that this is of course overthrowing Yuri's "arms trading view". In addition, this sentence also embodies the cruel truth of "simple, direct and fruitful".

Yuri handed the gun to the natives: come on, everyone, don't be shy, come and have a look. I'll give you all the guns I want-singing: guns, guns, you can't use them without bullets, and grenades, yeah, grenades, yeah. I feel that the funniest part of the film is Yuri, who was chased by the police and forced his plane to land on the highway. In order to destroy the evidence, he gave the gun to the natives on the way. In order to attract guests, he sang the above dialogue and accompanied it with tap dancing, which made me laugh.

1, the first sentence is classic enough: at the beginning of the film, Yuri faces the camera with a melancholy expression and says in a compassionate tone, "There are 550 million guns on the earth, that is, every 12 person has a gun." Then there was a pause of about one second, and the audience almost thought it was an anti-G movie under his sad eyes. The audience finally remembered that the movie they were watching was about an ammunition dealer.

The biggest ammunition dealer in the world is the president of the United States, who sells more in one day than I do in one year.

If you don't sell ammunition and fight your own country, you can't become an international ammunition dealer.

4. You want to open a gun shop? There are more gun shops in America than McDonald's.

The world's largest ammunition exporters are the United States, Russia, Britain, France and China ... These five countries are also permanent members of the UN Security Council.

Today, nine out of ten war victims died from assault rifles and small arms, just like your goods. The nuclear bombs are all in the launcher, and the ak47 you sell is a weapon of mass destruction.

7. "Sir, I hope you don't want to sell these things"?

"self-use"

"Personal use? There are 65438+ million bullets here "?

I prefer shooting?

This passage is said in Chinese. . )?

8. The feeling of selling a gun for the first time is largely like having sex for the first time. You don't know what you are doing. It was exciting, but it was over soon.

9. Sir … Are you interested in seeing S7 surface-to-air missiles? China, an outdated model, may not work on modern military fighters, but it's good to fly commercial airliners. It's only 850 dollars, which is equal to giving it to you for nothing.

10, who will inherit this world? Arms dealers, because everyone else is busy killing each other.

1 1. It is more effective to change the government with guns than with votes.

12, I also sent arms to Afghanistan, even though they were fighting my Soviet allies. I never sold it to bin Laden, not because of moral problems, but because his checks always bounced at that time.

Since the end of the Cold War, AK47 has become the main export commodity of the former Soviet Union, followed by vodka and suicide poets.

14, 14-year-old children's bullets are as deadly as those from 40-year-old men's guns, maybe even more deadly.

15, the car seller will tell you that the car is dangerous? The cigarette seller will tell you that smoking will kill you? Every year, their goods kill more people than mine. At least my goods have safety bolts.

I have a French flag. So what? Through ... Holland.

You can't force someone to fall in love with you, but at least you can create opportunities.

18. In the most popular places in the world, 1 person in every 4 people is infected. Andre joked with me by putting two beautiful women in my bed, and I couldn't find a condom within 0/00 mile of Fiona Fang/Kloc.

19. When Yuri was pointed at by Interpol, he took a look and said in surprise, "The new MP5! Do you want a silencer that matches it? "