Label: Parenting
After 80, they all became parents, and after 90, they all got married late. There are more and more parenting dramas on the screen. Parents, while watching the parenting drama, have you noticed those classic lines that make people laugh?
"Children are hard to raise": I was born again for two days.
Once the play was broadcast, the response was fierce and received rave reviews. The audience teased that the dialogue between George W. Song Jia and Chen Sicheng was classic, and the lines were really "advanced yellow". Do you remember the following quotations?
1, Rulu is pregnant. Jane: I used to open my eyes every morning and see a sexy little girl as beautiful as flowers and jade, wearing a lace dress with suspenders. Now? When I opened my eyes, I saw a big belly slug with freckles in a Russian robe.
2, the child said that he didn't want to come out today, and I was reborn for two days!
3, having children, not sick, not so delicate. Raise children, not princes, don't worry so much!
4, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, and the school flower changed diapers at home! Asking what love is in the world makes people want to vomit when they eat it!
Children are cute, but I tell you, don't be fooled by their appearance. Babies and zombies are actually a unit. They have a lot in common: messy hair, broken teeth, strong appetite, strong aggression, unstable walking and messy clothes. More importantly, they make you sleepless at night and turn others into zombies, regardless of good or evil.
6. I don't know what happened to me recently. There are so many tears. I guess I have too much amniotic fluid and it's already in my head.
7. It is the duty of every citizen to raise the next generation well!
8. After having children, this marriage can only be a person, or it will directly become hell.
Husband and wife: the antonym of freedom is children!
Huang Lei and Chen Shu co-starred in the urban emotional drama "Things between Husband and Wife", which tells the sad and happy story of Dink couple Tang Peng and Lin Jun around "Do you want children". The sharp and wise lines in the play are hilarious but full of philosophy.
1. Talented men are ugly, handsome men don't make money, those who earn more don't care about their families, they care about their worthless, promising ones are not romantic, romantic ones are unreliable, reliable ones are timid.
2. It's really not easy for a woman to grow up with puberty syndrome; Slightly older, menstrual syndrome; Then get married and get pregnant, pregnancy syndrome; Postpartum depression after giving birth; The child is old and gone, menopausal syndrome.
3. After a period of DINK, Ding Bai had a child, so she went to Ding Bai. Definitely no children, no pets, just two people together. Ding Gou, it's very simple. Don't let children live with dogs.
4. It's like when someone gives birth to a baby and lays an egg. It's hard for you to have a panda. I'll give you a pot of bullwhip!
One advantage of having children is that when we get old, someone will push us to the crematorium instead of climbing on our own!
6. Do you know the antonym of freedom? It's a child! With children, can you want to travel abroad? I can't.
7. When falling in love and looking for an object, it is called stock picking; Marriage is called a transaction; Giving birth to a child is called a matter of rights.
8. Don't frown. Whether you are happy or not, you should enjoy it. If my husband is kind to me, I will enjoy happiness. If my husband is not good to me, I will enjoy my freedom. This is a clever woman.