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Find an educational and funny sketch! ! Please copy it for me if you know! thank
One day, a teacher said to the class after class:

Today's classroom order is generally good.

It's just that if the classmates chatting behind can have the same volume as others.

So do the students who play cards in the middle.

Then don't argue.

Students who sleep in front.

the second part

After the second class, the teacher shouted to his classmates again.

The teacher said: Play cards, chat and sleep today.

Last time, they all met the teacher's requirements, which was very encouraging.

In addition, please invite students who have a picnic on both sides and students who watch the scenery by the window.

Notify the students who went to the party today but didn't come to class.

The answer to the final exam has been posted on the bulletin board! !

the third part

The third class, that is, the final exam, is finished. ...

The teacher said:

"The order of this exam is much better than the previous class.

But if the students who pass notes and cheat sheets at the back can copy the textbooks upside down like the students in the middle,

Although it won't be faster than the students who copy the answers directly next to the bulletin board,

But it won't be later than the students who ask the teacher to help them write. 」

part four

The fourth class, that is, the day when the results are announced. ......

The teacher said: the score of this exam is much better than that of the last one.

But if you can cooperate with the students who score 70 points behind, 80 points in front and 90 points in the middle,

This way, it won't be lower than the students who scored 100 points by directly copying the answers next to the bulletin board ~ ~ ~

But it will not be more pitiful than those students who studied hard and scored 39 points when they died! ! !

But is it too long?