1、
Black car: Boy, I'm calling you!
White car: ...
Black car: *! Labour demands that you listen to me and stop!
Bai Che: I don't know who this is.
Black car: *! Sichuan, Chongqing and Chen Haonan dare not listen! See if childbirth can kill you, you son of a bitch!
Bai Che: Which village is this from?
2、
White owner: Honey, a very strange thing happened!
White owner's husband: What's the matter?
White owner: My door suddenly disappeared, not the whole door, but the outer shell of the door. I left the door open and suddenly disappeared! Am I a ghost? Honey, I'm so scared!
Black car:%+*&...
3、
Zhang San: Hey, isn't this Lao Li?
Lisi: Huh? Are you ... Zhang San?
Zhang San: Yes, I am Zhang San! Lao Li, long time no see! I miss you so much!
Li Si: Oh, Zhang San, I miss you too! After all these years, you haven't changed much.
Zhang San: You too. Remember when we played bumper cars together when we were kids?
Why don't you remember? We love each other, but you will always love me, hahahaha!
Zhang San: Hehe, I miss it. I really want to regain the time at that time.
Lisi: Then come on!
Cucumber eater: Are those two shabby?
4、
Boyfriend: Wow, this driver cheated.
Girlfriend: What are you looking at?
Boyfriend: The driver can park the four wheels of the car on the bricks.
Girlfriend: What's so difficult? I'll try to show you. Give me the car keys.
5、
Wiper: It's finally raining! It's finally raining! Rain can reflect my value, work makes me grow, and work makes me happy! I want to work hard, work hard! Nothing can stop my yearning for work, ah! ! !
Wiper: *! Where are my hands? Where are my hands?
6、
Zixuan: Let's take part in the high jump.
Zixuan: Come on, who's afraid of who!
Zixuan: Look at me! Hey, look, I just jumped.
Zixuan: Gee, you deliberately picked a short front to jump, who wouldn't! I can do it too. Listen, hey, isn't it all at once?
Grandma: They are just children.
7、
Rich second generation: OK, I'm almost there. Yes, I'm driving. Do you want to experience my driving skills? I am a great driver, but actually I am better at cycling ... Ah *! Why didn't you say there was a speed bump in your parking lot!
8、
Corn: What's the matter?
Old driver: It was like this at that time. I am driving happily on this road. At that time, it was smooth sailing, even smoother than my squatting. There are no cars for 200 meters before and after. I'm just going on, on, on. Then suddenly I caught up with a car in the left lane, right, right, that's my left lane. I said what was strange, and I didn't take it seriously. Keep driving, keep driving, drive along this road. Then all of a sudden, it leans towards me. It's a solid line, you know. Well, the car is leaning against the solid line, so I think I'll drive on the ramp over there. Think about it. But we should obey the traffic rules when driving, shouldn't we? The compaction line will definitely not work. I have to educate him and the driver of that car. But by then, he had leaned over, very close, you know, you know? Well, if I keep driving, I'm sure I'll hit it At that time, we were both driving so fast. Once we hit it, the consequences would be unimaginable, right? Right? So in an emergency, based on years of technology and experience, I saw that there was no car coming from the right rear, so I quickly turned the steering wheel to the right to avoid the collision first. But I'm off track. Is it unreasonable? And the car drove away as if nothing had happened, so he will have an accident next time, right? This is irresponsible to me, to him and to others, right? So I will have another swallow wagging its tail and looking back. The car stopped right in front of him, forcing him to stop. ...
Hey: Speak human words!
Old driver: When I saw him leaning over, I closed my eyes and slammed the steering wheel when I was nervous. When I opened my eyes, it was like this.
(This article comes from the Internet. Editor: I should be under the car)
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