Hi, good morning, colleagues who are about to join or have joined the ranks of engineers. Because of consideration
You may have just had a breakfast called "Long Hong Xi Jiao", so I hope you can speak after I finish.
To prevent fire. For the sake of safety, please turn the bomb you carry with you to the vibration gear.
It's time to close the safety valve.
As we all know, engineering is a dangerous and challenging subject. Goblin schools will learn this.
The danger of family has risen to an unparalleled height. Of course, this height is beyond the reach of those dwarfs.
Gundam Well, well, considering that there are several brave dwarfs present to join our business, as a sign of respect.
Dear, then I'll try to lighten my disdain in my tone to an acceptable level. Who made it?
We are all honest and angry people, and money will forgive us. Oh, it should be God. Okay, "Time's up.
Is money ",I won't continue nonsense, get to the point.
From the colleagues present, we found that some people were missing an arm and some people were missing a leg. It's okay,
At least we didn't find the body lying here listening to the class. The guy who joined the ranks of goblin engineers should be right.
The unique stimulation of our goblin school has a unique experience, although we despise the so-called pyramid scheme.
We communicate in the morning meeting, but we don't exclude all kinds of "pleasing to the eye" and "hot" goblin schools.
Brainstorm and communicate.
This is the experimental report of anonsy, an honorary member of the goblin school. This lovely member is me.
Our goblin school made a good advertisement in National Geographic magazine, and I would like to express my gratitude. The report is as follows
Next:
I only heard that the goblin mortar might explode when reloading, but today I finally found out the original launch.
It may also explode in a strange way.
In the battle today, mortars exploded around us twice in a row, causing blood loss and dizziness for no reason.
I forgot to look at the combat record. After returning to the city, I tried to shoot my friend in ah (I admit I shouldn't be there.
Doing this dangerous experiment in a densely populated area ... I also told him to stand in the open space, and as a result, he didn't feed Sister Bi yellow curtains.
There was no injury ...), a major disability occurred at the moment of firing, and I and the people around me lost 400 ~ 500 blood at the same time.
Dizziness ... I fled the crime scene in fear. Check the combat record afterwards, the victim is high.
Nine people at most. Fortunately, there was no trumpet there and no one died. ...
I fired three shots and blew myself up three times. This has never happened in my use before overloading. I think I ...
I should check whether the explosives I installed were mixed with inferior products-||||| and today's events reminded me.
Another painful experience of mine. In an encounter with Birdman, the situation was not good for me, so I tried to call.
Call the bomb doll to help me. There may be a problem with the calling process or a problem with a certain gear.
It's broken or its positioning system is broken. God, who knows ... it was it anyway.
At that moment, there was a small explosion, not on the bird man, but on me ... this was indirect.
It killed me, and after I got my claws from Birdman, I died of bleeding from the wound. ...
In short, I will put a skull pattern on my goblin engineering equipment in the future, which is what you are using.
Please think twice. Here, I once again apologize to the innocent people affected tonight. As a professional
I was reckless as an educated goblin engineer, and I feel that you have not been hurt more.
I'm lucky to know that equipment repair and mental damage compensation are also a lot of money ~ PS: That's the best thing to say.
This can't be an accident. Goblin sappers explosive, right? @_@
We can clearly see from the report that goblin schools are dangerous. What? ! You said the dwarf was shot.
Better lines?
Oh, please, be professional, okay? Those dwarfs are white ... dwarfs only know how to feed with yellow curtains.
They cut themselves with rays. They don't know anything about blasting. What's more, it's finished.
There are no uncertainties. Is there anything unexpected that can speed up your heart?
Degree? !
Well, after reading this report, some people may be eager to try, and others will back down. For the former question,
We welcome each other. Your choice is wise. For those brothers who flinch, consider you.
Your dignity, I hope you will turn your heads at once, because I am about to extend my middle finger.
Okay, let's get down to business. This is a speech written for us by Naga members. Let me read it.
"The promising engineer who is about to enter the engineering branch will come straight to the point, as a rational one.
To be an ambitious engineering apprentice, we must take the big demon route without hesitation! Smart and brave, you will
Take on all the demolition tasks of your trade union, because they all know that the heavy responsibility of demolition lies in their hands.
The midget who takes the middle route can't bear it. Your deeds will be widely spread ... "
Well, maybe you tamed the yellow curtain to feed me, and you are interested in the leprechaun's chatter, okay,
Let's do something more substantial.
A successful guide to irresponsible engineering:
As a goblin engineer, you must first become an engineer. Obviously this is nonsense, but this is a thing.
Real. What you have to do is to study basic engineering in engineering branches in major cities. What? ! You said you
I don't know the way. Although we are angry, as engineers, even road blindness can understand. After all,
We are not map surveyors. If you don't know the way, the only advice I can give you is to learn to watch the side of the road.
Road signs, ask the guards in the main city. Of course, while studying engineering, I suggest you also study mining. No.
However, you find that your gold coin loss rate will be directly proportional to your skill level. And friends in the union
For example, friends despise me. A goblin engineer of the 300 project was only 92 in mining, and they said they couldn't just despise me.
What to say, especially the chief slave miner in the trade union, is used to helplessness. Students often stretch out their middle fingers.
Causes the middle finger skin to fall off intermittently and is hospitalized. So please choose the goblin engineer, physically.
I hope that when I take great risks in my career, my spirit will not be destroyed by others, let alone because of this.
Then cause physical harm to others-_-! ! .
Well, you are an engineer by this time. Although you are a junior, it can't affect our success.
Determined to become a goblin engineer-an expert in gunpowder and blasting. Now all we have to do is mention
Improve our qualifications and then let the great association of goblin engineers accept us. It seems that you will become a terrorist.
Terrorists also need Al Qaeda's assessment. Well, I admit that my metaphor is not appropriate, but it is basic.
It is actually in line with the actual situation.
1-50: In order to meet the requirements faster, my suggestion is to make bullets. Of course, at first you might just
Do some [inferior gunpowder], although our professional engineers despise the behavior of producing inferior goods, but
But for this kind of low-grade gunpowder, we don't pursue it excessively. Of course, I hope you use it yourself.
Pay attention to the insurance of venture capital companies to prevent accidents without gunpowder certified by the Institute of Geophysical Engineers.
If you survive the crisis safely, you can make some [light refining pills] (1x inferior gunpowder, 1x copper ingots).
Then you can make [30][ a screw], and then you will soon find that you have reached 50, and this time I
Students can learn from intermediate engineers (requirements: character level 10, engineering skills 50).
50- 100: At this time, you can make a tool [50] [wrench] that will be used frequently in the future, although
It may consume more copper ingots (6 pieces), but it is also good for punching skills. More importantly, man,
Don't you think it's an honor to hold your own tools and look at your name engraved on them? you
What do you mean, it costs money? ! Who cares about money in engineering? Well, well, we should learn to be modest and then go.
Be an excellent slave miner. Ok, let's not waste time on words, and then we can do it.
[65][ Copper regulator] (one bolt× two copper ingots×1flax× 2). Then you can make one.
Good thing [85][ movable dummy] (copper regulator × 1 one bolt ×2 copper ingots ×2 coarse materials × 1),
The so-called good thing does not mean how good it is, but the product of its destruction-the fuse is a good thing.
Of course, these underlying technologies can be learned from engineers.
100- 150: If your mining can keep up, then maybe you haven't suffered much before, of course.
Doesn't mean you won't suffer too much in the future. To paraphrase a famous saying of the demon: Only after suffering can you be tempered.
Although a little forgiving and familiar, it does not hinder the correctness of this sentence. Well, let's continue our horror.
Sub-promotion courses. Oh, no, it's a promotion course for senior goblin engineers. At this time, you can take [100][ Be
Screen advertising habit] (copper ingot × 1 a bolt ×2 weak flux × 1) to improve skills. of course
If you have a brain, you can take it to the auction house and sell it. Maybe you can sell some. After all, this
There are still some unprofessional thieves in the world. Although they have been engaged in high-tech activities, but again
You can't outrun us, right, LOVCE? !
All right, forget the goblin's noisy words, let's move on. At this time, we can also do it for us
Something that can basically make a small fortune [105][ deadly spear] (copper tube ×2 pins ×4 firewood)
× 1 mesoderm× 2) Forget his disgusting attribute, which is not important, even if he is rotten to nothing, but
His sales far exceeded the [Perfect Okun Rifle]. Nowadays, sales are everything. Because of the mission
Need, the world is vast and the task is the biggest. Ok, it's not too much for us to sell him a 1-2G! Before you mass-produce it
After producing this profitable product, I think your level should be [125][ high-speed bronze gear] (bronze ingot ×2
Wool × 1), at this time, you can also learn from senior engineers (level 20, skill 125).
My engineering skill limit has been raised to 225. Then I will continue to produce gears, so that I can produce [135][ exquisite]
Telescope] (copper tube× 2 high-speed bronze gear× 2 copper regulator×1green agate×1). do
Light the telescope and send a friend away. The most important thing is to show him the scenery when climbing the mountain. Of course, some geniuses use it.
Other uses, such as our trade union student Amber Qinglong, use it to compare two famous women.
Some shouted loudly, made reasonable demands, and gave a hand. Oh, this is what engineers are enjoying.
Another kind of enjoyment besides excitement, if you want some green agate, if you don't have it, buy it with money.
Well, who cares about money after studying engineering? ...
150-200: at this time, you have experienced a lot of wind and rain, and you begin to feel that the cost of the project is just that.
Well, but soon you will be tortured by the high cost of all kinds of raw materials. All right, let's choose a cheap one,
How about making bombs? Such as [150][ gold energy core] (gold ingot × 1), [160][ iron bar] (iron ingot
×2), [170][ clockwork synchronous coordinated gyroscope] (iron ingot×1gold energy core×1), [175].
[Solid explosive] (solid stone ×2) This thing is one of the main raw materials of many things and can be used as a.
Use it directly. I suggest you keep it for your own use and don't sell it. Of course, if you are very poor,
Then I have nothing to say. Then there is this 175 [solid bomb] (solid explosive × 1 silk × 1).
It is also a good choice. Maybe you are smart enough to find that there is no rule in punching skills, just looking for it.
The raw materials are simple and can be used later, which makes us worry-free and not waste.
After a series of painful tortures, you are glorious enough to rush to 200. At this moment, bin Laden nodded and said
Not bad. Oh, forgive me for my slip of the tongue again. It should be Knicks? Spoxbin, forget that he stinks and is long.
Name, we just need to remember that he was in Garkison (52, 27), with a master skill on his head.
A teacher's fool will do. Becoming a goblin engineer requires a little skill. First, you have to meet God.
Chat with junior engineering technicians (that is, "seniors" who take you to the introduction of engineering) to understand the project.
There are two branches of study, and then we can go to Garkison, Nalis. Of course, before you show up, I suggest you
Take 20 heavy iron bombs, 20 solid bombs and 5 self-exploding sheep as the fact of joining the goblin faction.
A symbol of strength. For example, if you want to be a member of the base, you should at least be able to do something decent.
Bomb. Well, I admit that my speech is not professional enough, but it doesn't affect my love for blasting.
Heart. At this time, you became an engineer in the hobgoblin school and got the evil goblin project.
A membership card of the Teachers' Association. Yes, I'm right. This is a sinful membership card. Of course, remember that when you become a leprechaun,
After sending the engineer, you will always be a goblin school project, and goblins will not want you. Of course, we also
Don't be a swingman who used to be a dwarf.
200-250: In addition to selecting branches at this time, if your character level is 35 and your skill is 200,
Point, spend a little money can also improve their engineering ceiling, learning people stand in the master just now.
I won't waste my breath telling you his name at the door of a good engineer's house. I know you can't do it at all.
Yes, of course I don't care much. Well, you can study Engineering 300 at this time. And at this stage,
The only thing you have to do is how to learn 250 projects as soon as possible, so that you can learn all the old skills.
Engineering skills learned from teachers. Because they won't teach you any engineering skills after 250. Of course a lot.
We can buy structural drawings from engineering suppliers and engineering amateurs, of course, some are also possible.
Get by doing tasks. But more is what we need from monsters. Generally speaking, standard practice
Take out your beloved bomb and threaten the monster, saying, it's up to you whether to give or not the structural drawing. Look,
I dare not blow up a bomb as big as a sandbag. ...
Well, you can't stand such humorous words. I'm sure you have no sense of humor.
Cell, I really don't know. Knicks? How can that old man Spabbin accept you? Frankly speaking, if you want to
From 200 to 250, can you expect any other shortcuts besides throwing money into it? Of course there is a way.
Some. 200 [weak trigger] (secret silver ingot × 1 magic cloth × 1 solid explosive × 1)
This thing is also a consumable, and you will use it many times in the future. Do what you like, and most importantly.
But there will be a 58-year-old mission (the lion opens his mouth) that will use him later. Brother, do you see the business opportunity? ! Oh,
What? You didn't graduate from goblin marketing. Well, I forgive you for the time being.
If you don't care much about the secret silver ingot. Of course, you can also stop at 2 10, because
We have a better choice. [2 10] 【 High-speed secret silver warhead 】 (secret silver ingot × 1 solid explosive × 1) The only manufacturing method.
Too bad this damn thing needs strong stones. Of course, we can also choose [2 15] [secret silver shell
Of course, if you have too many secret silver ingots, forget those hard ones.
Solid stone. You can be more evil. Let's make a bomb. Didn't you study goblin engineering?
Is it for these lovely bombs? [2 15] [MIBI fragment bomb] (MIBI shell × 1 unstable.
Trigger × 1 solid explosive × 1][235][ high explosive] (secret silver bullet × 2 solid trigger × 1 solid.
Of course, I prefer to make high-explosive bombs. Who let people fire so hard? I am one of them.
It's really necessary for home travel to kill people. Of course, we also care about our money.
Let's make bullets. [245] 【 Secret silver spiral bomb 】 (secret silver ingot ×2 solid explosive ×2), that's it.
It is easy to get to 250. Ok, learn everything you need, let's start working hard for 300.
250-300: This process depends on whether you buy a good structural diagram or not, and what is a good structural diagram, such as
Silver bullet. Of course, it doesn't matter if there isn't. As long as we have [250][ dense explosive powder] (heavy stone
Head ×2][260][ Thule silver parts] (Thule silver ingot × 3 rune cloth × 1)[260][ Thule silver Grenade] (Thule
Silver Parts × 1 Thule Silver Ingot× 3 Dense Explosive Powder× 3 Rune Cloth× 3] [275] Advanced Movable Dummy (Miyin
Shell × 1 thulium tube×1thulium piece× 2 real silver ingot×1hard armor× 2 rune cloth× 4) is also acceptable.
Rush to 300. Money is the last word. You see, the demon boss is alive again. Treasure Bay Project, temporary.
Forget his mossy green teeth. We only care about our money and, of course, our bombs! when you
I found that your project finally succeeded in reaching 300. Of course, at this time, you may be blown up by a bomb.
Or did you fall from the sky in Wang Yong, or did you have that incomprehensible evil twin, of course?
It may be long gone, but what does it matter? Our project has a history of 300 years, brother of the goblin engineer.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's drink to making Azeroth lose another 80% of its area as soon as possible.
Well, I know you are a group of guys who like to be cool and stupid, in order to make you think that our course is not
It's cheating consumers. In order to prevent you from picking up the phone and calling the 5 13 complaint hotline, let's be realistic.
Qualitative.
Guide for goblin engineers:
Note: This guide is applicable to members with certain civil capacity above 18, and it is better to have one.
Make economic strength a necessary point to compensate for various expenses. For the personal safety of yourself and others, build
It is suggested to use this guide in conjunction with the Trial Regulations on Safe Operation of Geologic Engineers. Thank you for your cooperation!
1. Head ornament
100 [Flying Tiger Goggles] The first pair of eyes in engineering was blocked in the year when no one else had a helmet.
In order to make you look good for a while, of course, this is an obsolete product, and we have a better choice.
225 【 Magic goggles Super Edition 】 Eyes are red. With these eyes, it will be easy.
Let MM people turn around, of course, it is easy to understand that "this person is dangerous, don't be close to strangers"!
245 [green lens] attribute 10 endurance+random enchantment, we are not very interested in attributes, buddy.
This thing is so cool. Cyclops modeling, the charm of men is often expressed in incompleteness, and this thing is complete.
It can make you a man. What do you mean it should be more like a magnifying glass? ! Are you really ...
Is a guy with no imagination!
Others include how all kinds of glasses shapes work and how to explore for themselves. Of course, you can also pay attention to our next issue.
Training class. The collection of formula raw materials by senior chief engineer is reasonable. Oh, of course, it's still my call.
Talk to me! What, protest? Refund money? Well, I admit, those glasses are just different colors, just
So simple!
Seriously recommend you to use AAA products developed by the goblin engineers association. It's really stupid!
What is more exciting than standing in front of a bank dressed as an alien and robbing passers-by with a 22-pound catfish in his hand?
Of course, we can accept that you wear this hat to show off your clothes and make a fool of yourself in the mailbox.
Yes Of course, no matter how to use it, if you take out a small amount of money obtained by illegal means to sponsor it.
If we join the society of geophysical engineers, we will be happier!
2. Equipment
[205] Goblin mortars, using: 383 against all enemies within a radius of 5 17 yards.
Fire damage, and in the next 3 seconds, a total of 0 additional damage, can be used 6 times.
Forget the idiot who wrote this instruction, what will do 0 damage in the next 3 seconds. Make a change.
In layman's terms, it is to bombard the enemy with a big gun and then stun for 3 seconds. In these three seconds, they are legends.
Good people who don't fight back and scold and talk back, it's as simple as that! This is simply the best baby. Suggested manpower
A copy, although it occasionally explodes itself and the loading process is unreliable, what does it matter?
Gorgeous void, as long as the cooling time is up, don't hesitate to fire! ! ! Friendly reminder, please come in person.
Cannonballs are loaded in unsafe places, and qualified buddies can also eat a limited amount of invincible potions and other advanced supplements.
In the event of an accident, the Society of Geophysical Engineers always thinks that safe operation is very important. Of course, the heart of blasting is heavier.
Yes
[240] Goblin Dragon Gun, used: aimed at all enemies in a conical area in front of the user.
Flame damage from 6 1 to 69, lasting 10 second. Of course, if it doesn't suddenly explode, ...
Although I occasionally read the chronicle of the dragon gun, this dragon gun has little to do with that.
Of course, something with such a cool name will certainly live up to your cool heart. Excellent
Gorgeous fireworks, fireworks against the principles of physics, I just want to say a word, please contact Lu Lu badminton, the fire slave before use.
Ogre fire brigade! ! Telephone, hole-in-hole demon hole-in-hole turn!
[265] goblin pacemaker XL, use: Pacemakers can sometimes revive dead players, but
However, this kind of equipment is unstable and may suddenly explode when used.
Generally speaking, we will be ridiculed as "pseudoscience" because of this thing, but it is undeniable that this
This thing is cool, because only this thing can make a dead pig lying on the ground jump.
[230] Goblin bomb, use: make a mobile bomb, which will rush to the nearest enemy and explode.
Causes 3 15 to 385 fire damage.
Although it is not commonly used, it can summon mobile bombs. Most importantly, midget.
Those ... don't work. What can excite you more than this? -_- ! !
3. Explosives
[205] goblin sappers explosive, use: It explodes after being triggered, causing 450 damage to all nearby enemies.
Fire damage reaches 750, causing 375 to 625 damage to you.
No need to guide, no need to locate, just pull gently and the world will be clean! ! What do you want to experience?
Do you want to live in fire forever? Let's always remember this name, Nobel? Explode! ! We will always be Myanmar.
Pregnant with him. Experts recommend that children use it under the guidance of parents, thank you!
[255] Big Bomb, use: 340 to 460 damage to all enemies within a radius of 10 yards.
Knock them out for five seconds.
Uncle bin Laden said, mass production! ! Must be mass-produced! ! After using this thing, you will only have one idea:
Kill all the blood sail pirates! ! !
Conclusion: Well, you have heard everything you need to hear. Our philosophy is that we do not advocate violence or conservatism.
May the heart of blasting be with your gold coin! ! We will hold a senior talent class for goblin engineers next time, among which
It will involve all kinds of precious drawing guides and how to work safely to reduce the accident rate and improve it.
The survival rate in the accident, of course, we will also guide you to some simple first aid guides, this part.
There will be a nurse MM, Jenny? Special care will take care of it. I hope everyone will sign up for the training. 20G/ person, Huan
Welcome groups to sign up, and we will offer a 20% discount! !
Our slogan is: knowledge changes fate! ! ! !