A selection of rhymes from the post-80s childhood (1). The little mouse went up to the lampstand, stole oil to eat, but couldn't get down. Meow meow, the cat came, and gurgled and rolled down.
2) An old Ding Man lent us a ball and said he would pay it back in three days and four days. He bought a big sesame seed cake, spent 33 cents, planted three leeks and bought a piece of meat, which cost 66 cents.
3) You, me and Brother Hugh. You two, me two, shop assistant. You, me, three and thirteen sisters. You four me four, Shaolin Temple. You're five and I'm five, big flower drum. You are six, I am six, and I have six children. You are seven, I am seven, and seven fairies come down to earth. You are eight, I am eight and eight immortals crossing the sea. You nine, I nine, nine yin bones as the palm. Ten for you, ten for me and eighteen for the dragon.
4) My name is Alibaba, and my height is 1 m 88. Seeing that you are miserable, I will give you a bag of rice crust and call me aunt.
5) It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
6) 18 years old debut, 18 years old every day. Dream big at the age of 20 and work hard at the age of 20. Years old is basically oriented, and years old is popular everywhere. 18 years old playing mahjong, 18 years old wandering around. Lesbians are always at home and are still hanging on the wall at the age of 20!
7) Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
8) You are a crow flying in the sky, I am a dog chasing on the ground, you are my flashlight in the dark, I am your fire box, you are the moon, I am a tooth, without you, I would commit suicide.
9) I saw a penny on the side of the road and was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?
10) Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.
I'm not afraid that I'll go to Beijing to find my boss, give me a gun and hit your ass three times.
Knife? What kind of knife is it? Gold wire big ring knife!
Sword? What sword is it? Close the moon and shame the lightsaber!
What kind of trick is it? Yin and yang of heaven and earth!
People, what are they like? People who fly over the eaves and walk over the walls!
Love, what kind of love? Beauty loves heroes!
A watermelon peel is deducted from the front of the long vacation of the big class, and the big monitor is finished.
Hot steamed bread, dipped in Chili, who will pick it from you? Who to choose? Pick XX. Pick three sisters who are not at home. ...
The little mouse climbed the lampstand, stole oil to eat, couldn't get down, took the cat, squeaked and ran away. ...
I admit that steamed bread makes me feel bloated and want to go to the toilet.
Rotten fruit, a lot. Try it before you buy it. Don't lose.
Don't blame me for your loss. Who told you to buy my rotten fruit?
One-day life: healthy atmosphere in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength at night.
2) Eight hundred pacesetters ran north slope, and the artillery ran north side by side; The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun.
3) Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang crushed Jiang Jiayang, and Yang Jia asked Jiang Jiaqiang to pay for the sheep.
4) White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda.
5) There are forty-four stone lions in front of Shishi Temple, and forty-four astringent persimmons are planted on the trees in front of the temple; Forty-four stone lions do not eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons do not eat forty-four stone lions. Chengdu koucai training school
6) In the street, a beautiful woman told me: One hundred dollars is not the person you think, two hundred dollars is your person tonight, three hundred dollars is Yuan You, don't treat me like a person tonight, four hundred dollars is how many people you want to bring tonight, and five hundred dollars is I don't care if you bring anyone tonight!
7) The ugly man turned around and scared a cow by the river. The ugly man turned around and Daqing Oilfield did not produce oil; The ugly man turned three times and Jordan played table tennis instead. The ugly man turns around, and the monk washes his hair softly.
8) It takes two to clap: the doctrine of the mean.
9) Strangely, the cricket trampled the old hen's balloon and damaged the big machine. This earthworm is 17 feet long.
10) A camel riding a mule met a woman and carried an eggplant on her back. The camel got an eggplant, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to pay for the eggplant.
1 1) The earliest love poem: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!
12) If you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.
13) Do anything for brothers and do anything for beautiful women. Brothers are like brothers, and beautiful women are like clothes. Whoever wears my clothes will be cut. Beauty is like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. Whoever touches my brother will put on his clothes! ! !
14) A lady is pretending, a gentleman is pretending, and blind date is often misleading.
15) There are no handsome, young, capable and wealthy men.
16) Some people have their noses done, their eyelids cut, their breasts enlarged, their hips padded, and only their bones have not moved.
17) There are few women with beautiful appearance and virtuous personality.
18) It is normal for couples to have these two things in their lives.
19) Songs to sing, dances to dance, gifts to buy, and romantic couples are a must.
20) The wife is annoyed, the lover is gentle, and the man eats a bowl and watches the pot.
2 1) My wife loves me, my mother loves me, and my mother-in-law quarrels with her son, which is a dilemma.
22) grow vegetables, be a dutiful son, and coax your wife.
23) It is profitable to raise a daughter, but losing money to raise a son.
24) Housewives have a hard time washing bowls, wiping tables and mopping floors.
25) Fashion should be bought, lipstick should be applied, mask should be applied, and women always like to dress up.
The TV is my wife's, the computer is my husband's and the rice cooker is my mother's.
27) Children are cute, husbands are handsome, and women always think so.
28) Good job and high salary. In order to support the family, men have a heavy burden on their shoulders.
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