"Shit, you two' vote for yourself'!" The emperor's tongue was very angry. He called the liar a liar.
The liar doesn't look flustered at all. One of them said frankly, "Why did your Majesty say this? We are loyal to you. How did we become' voters'? "
The emperor was even more furious when he saw that the liar imitated his ugliness. With a wave of his sleeve (he had changed his clothes at this time), he motioned for the guard to pull it out and behead it.
"Wait a minute," another liar said quietly. "If you want my minister to die, I have to die. Your majesty wants to punish us, and naturally we dare not violate it. We just need to give us a fee. Otherwise, others will misunderstand your talents and will not harm the country. "
The emperor was so angry that he almost screamed "Good! I want to be sued, right? You pretend to knit the most beautiful clothes in the world, which is pure nonsense, which leads me to make a fool of myself in front of the people. Isn't this a big sin? "
The two swindlers looked surprised. They all said in unison, "Didn't your majesty see the most beautiful clothes in the world?"
"How can I see without this dress?" The emperor asked.
"But when we showed you these clothes, didn't you admire their beauty?" The two swindlers said calmly.
Now the emperor is in trouble: if he says he didn't see "clothes" at all, he will be accused of losing his throne; If you really put on the most beautiful clothes in the world, how do you explain the people's reaction? Are there no smart people in the country?
A personal official's wooden expression quickly attached to the emperor's ear and muttered, "Your Majesty, since they insist that they are not lying, why don't they go and find the clothes again?" Since the military parade, they certainly haven't seen' clothes' again, and naturally they don't know where they are. They didn't bully you this time. "
The emperor praised the plan in his heart, rubbed his stiff face with his hand, put on a smiling face and said, "You are really my loyal ministers. This is just a misunderstanding. However, after the parade, I took off my new clothes, but I didn't know where they were put by those slaves. I have to trouble you to find it. " Hearing this, the two swindlers said in unison, "Follow the Oracle."
After a while, a liar stood up and said, "Your Majesty, we have found clothes." .
"Where is it?" The emperor asked quickly.
The liar said respectfully, "Isn't the clothes on your majesty?"? Look! That beautiful collar is exposed. "
The emperor was surprised. It turned out that only after the military parade did the emperor realize that he had been cheated. Naturally, he no longer thinks that he is wearing the most beautiful clothes in the world, and directly puts on the fancy clothes he wears on weekdays. Now they really "recognize" these clothes, both surprised that they are really stupid people and puzzled that there are no smartest people in this country. Of course, the emperor didn't want others to know his ignorance or incompetence, so he quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, this collar is exposed. What gorgeous colors and silky silk! "
"ouch! Your Majesty, how did the collar of this dress fade? " The liar exclaimed loudly. The emperor quickly looked at his collar. (although I can't see it, I can't see it. ) He Ying said, "It really faded. I wonder if you can fix it? " The two swindlers whispered a few words together, and then one swindler solemnly said, "As far as we know, there is a strange mountain spring in your majesty's territory that can restore damaged or faded clothes to their original state."
The emperor quickly asked, "Really? Send someone to fetch water. "
The swindler replied, "This spring is just outside the city, but if you want to mend clothes with this spring, the owner of the clothes must go by himself, and no more than four people can go at a time, otherwise the spring will not work."
The emperor pondered for a while: "Two Aegean girls took me there, and two of them, together with the little slave who waited on me to change clothes, happened to be four people." We're leaving now. "In fact, there are really mountain springs outside the city, but that' Shenquan' is just a bottomless pit.
The emperor immediately set out with two swindlers, avoiding the crowd and coming outside the city. Two swindlers took the emperor running around and found the "God Spring" as expected. The spring gurgled out, but the sound was so dull. When the emperor saw it, he said, "Please take off your clothes and give them to me." The two swindlers smiled insidiously and grabbed the emperor's arm, while the eunuch pushed hard behind them. With a bang, the emperor fell into the spring, struggled several times and sank.
Immediately, the eunuch smiled smugly and turned to leave. Suddenly, two swindlers grabbed the collar behind him and pulled him hard. The eunuch fell into the spring, and the eunuch quickly reached out and grabbed his feet. All three people sank into the spring, and several bubbles appeared on the surface of the spring.
It turned out that the two swindlers had been in collusion with the eunuch for a long time and wanted to take this opportunity to kill the emperor and take his place. After killing the emperor, he wanted to kill the eunuch to kill him, and he didn't want to end up mutually assured destruction.
It is said that from then on, this eye spring will cry at this time of year.