If you get married, you will regret it; If you don't get married, you will regret it; Whether you are married or not, you will regret it. Laugh at the stupidity of the world, and you will regret it; Cry for it, and you will regret it; Laugh or cry, and you will regret it. Trust a woman and you will regret it; If you don't trust her, you will regret it. Gentlemen, this is the sum and essence of all philosophy. -philosopher Kierkegaard's either/or.