Driver: I didn't. I was only going 50 kilometers an hour.

Traffic Police: You are driving too fast. I must give you a ticket.

Driver: But I wasn't speeding.

Traffic Police: Tell it to the judge!

The traffic police gave the driver a ticket. )

Driver: If I call you an asshole, will you give me another ticket?

Traffic police: Yes, there must be.

Driver: What if I just think about it?

Traffic police: I can't help it just by thinking about it.

Pilot: All right! I think you are an asshole.