1. Quote?

(1) Ask what the world is and teach people life and death. Yuan Haowen is really good at asking questions, and so is he. His question can be said to have been asked for a long time Over the years, how many people have lingered on this issue, and how many people have made the final answer in life after paying a huge price. But every family's words are as different as everyone's face. ?

Shi said, "Love is a tool. ……"? ("Ask what the world is")?

In a medieval church, a saint began his speech: "I became a saint because I saw through money. What belongs to me belongs to everyone." Long years, a snap of your fingers. In a cross-century prison, a thief began his monologue: "I became a thief because I saw through the money, and everyone's is mine." ? A saint and a thief?

Rodin, the master of aesthetics, once said, "Beauty is everywhere. For our eyes, it is not the lack of beauty, but the lack of discovery. " Today, inspired by this innovative scholar, I want to say: "The answer is universal. For our brains, it is not a lack of thinking, but a lack of perspective. " Many times, we are confused by problems or wandering at the crossroads of multiple solutions. How to go has become a mystery in our hearts, and we are often indecisive. At this time, it is necessary to consider it from another angle, which will bring you more chances of success. ? (spinning this kaleidoscope)?

2. Clever use of letter format

(1) Dear Grandpa Confucius:

Hello! I am your ordinary descendant. Thousands of years later, I still dare to write to bother you, not only to pay tribute to you, but also to have some difficult problems waiting for your advice. ? Letter to Confucius?

② Damn standard answer:?

Seeing you, I am really filled with indignation. Therefore, driven by the flame of anger, I wrote this letter to condemn you. The answers are colorful, but you have to wear a "standard" hat. You know, because of the word "mark", countless tragedies have happened. Here are your three major crimes: a letter with a standard answer?

3. Borrow Zhang Hui's novel style?

1 "It is said that the general trend of the world will be combined for a long time, and it will be combined for a long time." At the beginning, the era of Wei, Shu and Wu Dingli no longer existed. In The River of No Return, the waves washed away the heroes of the past. And the former Shu heirs have also become "happy without thinking about Shu", and the world has become Sima's world. ? ("Three Heroes")?

& ltBR & gt& ltBR & gt② The Juyi Hall in Liangshan Park is now brightly lit and full of people. One hundred people and eight people are gathered here, and everyone is quarreling. What are they arguing about? It turns out that Liang Shanbo is going to select heroes who fight tigers recently. It's great to be awarded this honorary title. Whoever is awarded can sit in the second place in the Water Margin. That's why all the heroes gather here and argue endlessly. ? Who is the hero who fights tigers?

4. Use rhetoric skillfully?

① "Bang!" With the sound of a hammer, Mr. question mark cleared his throat and said, "The seminar on time and space is now officially started. Today, our theme is "What is beauty". Please let scholars from different times and countries speak actively. " ? What is beauty?

5. Clever use of fables?

Gong Yu's family has lived here for generations, and Wangwu Mountain and Taihang Mountain at the entrance stand in the way. Life is pathetic! It seems isolated here. What's new in this city has long been old news. This life really needs to change. The foolish old man thought, I have to find a way to move Taihang Mountain and Wu Wang. ? (The Story of New Gong Yu and Zhizuo)?

Magpie posted a large advertisement: "In order to meet the needs of the times, our school will carry out all-round quality education and all staff will learn to teach, so as to ensure that your children become all-round generalists and remain invincible in the competition. Tuition, 3000 yuan per semester; Training fee, 2000 yuan; Sponsorship fee, 15000 yuan. " ? (all-round school)?

6. Clever use of inscriptions that reveal the theme?

(1) there is no tree, but there can be grass green; Without the beauty of peony, you can have the freedom of small wild chrysanthemum ... life is not necessarily brilliant, but it must be great! ?

Inscription?

Butterfly was once a beautiful and excellent dancer. Her long shawl and gentle dance brought her thunderous applause and countless flowers. She was hailed by others as China's future Duncan ... but it's all over, and fate will keep her in a wheelchair forever. Life is bleak and silent, and the "white swan" has become an ugly duckling that nobody cares about. How many times, she dreamed that she put on glass shoes and continued her pursuit, but when she woke up, she only heard the cold autumn wind. ? (starry night talk)?

If you lose money, you only lose a small part; ? If you lose your health, you only lose a small part; ?

If you lose your integrity, you are almost bankrupt. ? Inscription?

What is "honesty"? So is honesty and trustworthiness. Throughout history, the word "sincerity" has soaked many people's blood and tears. ? Who is praising the emperor's new clothes?

7. Clever use of problem-solving forms?

A friend once gave me such a question with ingenuity:?

Which beautiful scenery do you like best?

B. A petal falls red and floats in the quiet and deep pool water. ? & ltBR & gt& ltBR & gt A meteor, in the deep blue sky, is fleeting. ?

D. A drop of crystal dew slipped quietly on the tip of the green grass. ?

After reading this question, I suddenly froze. The ever-changing nature, the rising sun, the ebb and flow of the tide, how many beautiful scenery is exciting and fascinating. ……? Infinite possibilities, infinite beauty?

8. Clever use of celebrities for questions and answers? & ltBR & gt& ltBR & gt Someone asked: What is happiness? The answer is colorful. ?

Nietzsche thought: "The happiest person is the one who can swallow centipedes, broken glass, meat worms and stones together, but not disgusting." ?

The stoics believe that "having unlimited wealth and power and being able to handle things calmly is the real happiness." ? (The answers are colorful)?

Archimedes said, "Give me a fulcrum and I can pry the earth up!" " ?

I said, "Give me a fulcrum, and I can support my soul!" " ? ("Give the soul a fulcrum")

9. Use poetry skillfully to express poetry?

(1) Looking at the colorful poems of the Tang and Song Dynasties, countless poems can be regarded as parting poems. Wang Bozhuang sang loudly: Why linger at the fork in the road, the children are stained with towels. Liu Yong plaints: Where will you wake up after drinking tonight? There is a breeze and a waning moon on the bank of Yangliu. Jiang Yan, however, Qian Fan put it in a nutshell: those who are ecstatic just leave. Some people beat their chests and feet: how can a whip be urgent! Today, there is Wang Guozhen's croon: how can you go back after a hundred years of life? No matter where your ears are, just pray like water, like a boat. Xi Murong's gentle warning came: If parting can remind us of the details that we neglected because of gathering, is it really bad to leave? This kind of feeling is really beautiful. Reciting the feelings of different times and different lives will have unexpected gains. ? ("Vientiane Life Insists on Yourself")?

2 What is beauty? I know that beauty is the first light that rises on the horizon. Beauty is a maple leaf hotter than fire in autumn, a red-crowned crane flying on the beach at dusk, and a sika deer flying on the grassland ... Baum Tong Jia agreed with me and added: "Beauty is perceptual knowledge, and studying aesthetics is the science of studying perceptual knowledge." But Kant glared at me angrily and said, "One-sided, beauty is a purely subjective feeling of human beings and has nothing to do with the thing itself." I suggest you look at my judgment and criticism. "I humbly and carefully studied his aesthetic works on emotion. When I was complacent about my mystery, Hegel poured cold water on me: "No, beauty should be the externalization of human nature". Then, he proudly talked about his own aesthetic theory. Just when my second monk was at a loss, Marx whispered beside me, "Don't listen to him. He has turned right from wrong. Don't fall into the mud of idealism. "Beauty should actually be the unity of human nature and free form." What is beauty? I decided to leave Europe and go to the ancient oriental civilization to find a beautiful answer. ? What is beauty?

(3) When the vast sky is dyed into a dark background and the boundless sky is full of stars when the new moon rises, I can't help thinking. I asked the moon in the sky from a distance: what is loneliness? Once upon a time, there was Li Bai's "Until, holding up my cup, I asked the bright moon to bring me my shadow and make us three". Perhaps, loneliness is the feeling that there is a bright moon in the sky, the wind is like water, everything is silent, and we are inseparable! Once upon a time, Li Houzhu felt that "the bright moon is like a hook, and the solitary phoenix tree locks the deep courtyard in the clear autumn". Perhaps, loneliness is a deep palace courtyard, and the country is worried about the family and the people. Once upon a time, Chen Ziang lamented, "Before me, where have all those lost times gone?"? Behind me, where are the future generations? I think of heaven and earth, there is no limit, there is no end, I am alone, and my tears fall. " Perhaps, loneliness is an empty state of mind with the same grass and the same horizon. So, I, asking for the moon, the Chang 'e of Guanghan Palace, told me that loneliness is the "clear sky and clear night heart" of "the shadow of the mica screen is deep, and the long river is gradually falling into the morning star". What is loneliness? I can't answer this question. ? (Lonely rhyme)?

(4) What is it? It came quietly, leaving no trace, but it aroused all kinds of light dance.

What is it, leaving no trace, but coming quietly, which can leave a season of singing?

What is this? It comes quietly and goes quietly, leaving golden color in the harvest season.

What is it, quietly leaving and gently coming, spinning a white dream for the silent earth?

The philosopher smiled at the blue sky: "It's time." ?

Children clap their hands with kites: "It's the wind." ?

The tramp said, "This is just a dream." ? (Happiness with an answer)

10. Borrow medical records to write well?

① Patient name: Wu Liangxin

Identity: businessman?

Clinical impression: Integrity deficiency syndrome (advanced)?

Medical history: twenty years ago, I was underweight for the first time, which hurt my clients and infected me with this disease. This disease is accompanied by Wu Conscience's kidnapping and hype, and the means are getting better and better, and the condition is getting worse and worse. This patient was diagnosed by Chengxin Hospital three years ago. Wu Mingxin refused the prescription of our hospital and fled the ward to do business abroad. After investigation, this person's credibility index has dropped to zero, and the social threat is+100. ? ("Wu Conscience Medical Record")?

② Name: Zhang Damao?

Gender: male?

Age: 18?

History: Schizophrenia?

Case: too numerous to mention?

When I was 8 years old, when I was in kindergarten. The teacher asked to draw pictures of his parents. Zhang Damao drew a wolf with green eyes, a meek sika deer and a white rabbit crying on the ground. The teacher gave a zero. ?

Doctor's diagnosis: the teacher's judgment is good. Heavy hair drew a story in the forest, which is beside the point. ? ("diagnosis")?

1 1. Use the speech skillfully?

Lecture time: September 2000 15?

The purpose of the lecture is to learn and discuss "being honest" and educate children to be honest with "honest children" by taking the second grade students in primary school as examples. ?

Lecture content: ...? ("Speech Record")

12. Clever use of product manuals?

① Product: Pure natural oral liquid of good faith?

Indications: a series of diseases caused by insufficient secretion of "credit", lack of honesty, "lying" and too little synthesis of "credit" in human body. ?

Dosage: two bottles three times a day for serious dishonesty. ?

Mild lack of integrity, one bottle twice a day. ?

Halve women and children. ?

Advertising creativity: ...? (Pure Natural Honesty Oral Liquid)?

(2) Excellent ending demonstration?

Young man, remember that in the next life, don't make the wrong choice at the maze ferry. Honesty is the source of happiness in life and cannot be lost. Just end with this poem:?

["JZ"] The maze ferry lost its integrity. & ltbr & gt & ltbr & gt ["JZ"] It's hard to regret all your life. ?

[[〖JZ〗] and pay hypocrisy to Jiang Lan. & ltbr & gt & ltbr & gt ["JZ"] cut into the world of mortals. ? (Epitaph of the Forgotten)?

The press conference is over and the answer is still unknown. Things in the world are really ever-changing and unpredictable. Leave it to future generations to comment. "The Yangtze River flows east ..."? ("Three Heroes")?

Suddenly someone shouted, "The big bug is coming, run!" " When everyone heard this, they all fled, only to hear Song Wu calling, "Where is the tiger?" Li Kui jy roared, "Where is the tiger?" Where was the tiger when people came to their senses in shock? It turns out that it's good for fleas to move when they drum. They all heaved a sigh of relief and suddenly found that Jong Li, who played the Iliad, was gone. ? Who is the hero who fights tigers?

4 center bridge?

Li Xinyi?

Honesty Plaza?

……?

I didn't feel that I had a habit again where I collected my pen. I expressed my thoughts in a poem:

I don't regret the wind

Sages have the same integrity. ?

Want to show this to the audience?

Clinker pen bottom weight! ? ("Integrity Meridian Gate")?

⑤ Lu You once said, "Who can nourish the gods to fill the heavens and the earth and spit themselves into a rainbow?" Even if you don't have a broad mind, but you are conscious, you have the right to speak. Standing up and dancing Rainbow Shuo challenged Jin Yong, which is the highlight of my life. ? (spit self-sufficiency into a rainbow)?

6 "Where is the return trip? The pavilion is shorter. " No matter what identity we use to interpret the meaning of "home", we must know that there is waiting and love in the home. ? ("where is the return trip? The pavilion is shorter ")?

All landowners lev tolstoy's famous saying that "all happy families are the same, and all unhappy families are unhappy in their own way" need not be completely regarded as truth. The answer to happiness is also rich and colorful. ? ("The answers are colorful")