"Teacher, how do you say' Buddha Rang' in Mandarin?" A timid voice that wants to say but dare not say it rings in my ear.
I'm Zheng. I never thought of that name. I usually just speak in dialect. I was at a loss for a moment, so I casually said, "Just call it' Buddha-chanting frog'." Afraid that he wouldn't understand, I deliberately wrote this local name on the blackboard.
When I turned around, I was greeted by smiling faces filled with inexplicable excitement, especially those boys who usually behave like monkeys.
"Teacher, we also have chanting frogs there. Once, I caught it and it peed in my hand. " Of course, frogs pee.
"Buddha frog is very spiritual. You touch its belly with your hand, touch it, you put it down, and it will automatically follow you. " Frogs also have spirituality, which is the first time I have heard of it.
"In our place, when you go to the fields at this time, especially at night, you will hear the voice of cooing, which is from the chanting frog. It keeps calling, which is really like chanting Buddha. " It turns out that its title still has such an experience.
"It's hard to catch the Buddha-chanting frog. As soon as it hears the noise, it will plop into the ditch or get into the mud hole, and you will never find it again. " Hearing the girls' eyes straight, they were full of envy.
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Tan Xing is getting stronger and stronger. Speaking of wild life, even this rustic little frog has become the protagonist in the class. I heard that it also has an indecent name, and some places call it "shit frog", which is enough to show that its image is surprising.
However, what's wrong with this? Isn't this little frog an indispensable scenery in the field in early summer? Remember when we were young, we didn't walk barefoot in criss-crossing fields, working while keeping company with bugs and butterflies, and occasionally catching small fish and frogs and getting in close contact with them? Because of their existence, the monotonous field work life has become a little interesting.
Now, the rural field life that was familiar in the past but eventually fled has actually returned. It entered the textbook, entered the classroom, was dragged by the children, and awakened the sleeping memory. So, with my childhood memories, I talked with this group of "wild children" who once lived in the countryside about snakes, loaches, toads and prawns in the gutter, and fresh laughter kept ringing. Unfortunately, those lovely babies who grew up in the town are really "wronged" today.
Isn't it? Daughter, I don't have a few days' experience in rural life, so I have to go online to make a patchwork. Determined to take her to the countryside on Sunday, she said she would pick broad beans, but she didn't expect to uproot a whole tree. ...
Life is the source of Chinese.
Humorous advertising language
1. Finally, there will be roads and cars.
Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain factory smashed bowls and dishes for some family couples because of trivial quarrels, and declared in the advertisement promoting products: "For the sake of your family's harmony, throw it hard!" Don't lose big because of small things. "
Hotel advertisement: "please eat here, or you and I will starve to death!" " "
Parrot advertisement: A French shop hung an advertisement next to the price tag of the parrot cage for sale, with a price tag of 500 francs: "Do you believe it, do you think it is worth 500 francs?"
Perfume advertisement: A new product advertisement promoted by a French perfume manufacturing company reads: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Glue advertisement: A tourist shop in Hong Kong used this glue to stick a gold coin worth 1000 yuan on the wall to promote a "powerful all-purpose glue". The advertisement is: "whoever can peel it off with his fingers will have gold coins."
Travel advertisement: The billboard of Swiss Tourism Company reads: "Come to the Alps quickly, the mountain will be gone in 6,000 years". A travel agency in the Netherlands published such an advertisement: "Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon! The local night lasts for 24 hours. " Incentive advertisement: The advertisement of German "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is: If anyone can find that "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to contribute 10000 yuan.
Coffin advertisement: "God recommends products."
Warning advertisement: There is an advertisement in front of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you don't have a ticket, we promise to send you to your destination-London Safe House for free.
Beauty salon advertisement: A billboard hung in a beauty salon in the United States: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "
Job advertisement: The job advertisement of a French class in Italy reads: "If you don't like this class after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of your fees, but you must say it in French."
Cosmetic advertisement: The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Remove freckles as soon as possible, and don't leave acne."
Eye drops advertisement: "... after dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world."
Advertisement on Tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "This is the last resting place, and it is Hermisi McTaway. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is next to the 1 1 road and is open until 8 pm every day. " Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a barber shop, there is an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."
The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads."
Job advertisement: An American newspaper advertised: "Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!" "
There is an advertisement in the advertisement column of a British newspaper: "Our dentist is in urgent need of a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up and contact. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant.
An advertisement for a sound company-"Call four times!"
An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"
An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"
A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"
An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"
A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"
An advertisement for a drugstore-"I'd love to!"
An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"
A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"
An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "
An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."
No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."
A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."
An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"
An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."
A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "
A cosmetic advertisement-"Be early, don't leave pimples."
An advertisement for a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"
An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."
An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."
An advertisement in a flower shop-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wives."
A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. 」
The advertisement for enrollment in the French class reads:
"If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. 」
The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "freckle as soon as possible, don't leave acne." . 」
An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:
"Look like a young girl, think like a grown man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey! 」
Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. 」
The advertisement on the tombstone
An inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: "Hermes sleeps here." Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous career.
—— The vegetable shop, located on the highway 1 1, is open until 8 pm every day. 」
There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」
The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」
Xinxing classic arrangement
Passing through, keeping warm and cold-Yihuada clothing
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Baisha group my heart flies.
M-Zone, my place, listen to me!
Li Ning, anything is possible!
Anta, I choose, I like it.
According to Benshan, what was that again?
Everyone knows that.
TCL ace enters the future today.
I like McDonald's.
KFC has a good taste of life in KFC, and the delicious cooked chicken has not been used up in KFC.
Counter-terrorism elites shoot for a place.
Red roses smell like cigarettes, and smoking is harmful to health.
Beauty comes from the heart and beauty comes from Maybelline.
"Come to Marlboro World-Perfect" (Marlboro cigarettes);
A barking dog will never bite you.
"For heavy smokers, it is a wise choice to draw a lucky card" (lucky card);
"I really envy the chic state of men smoking" (American Tobacco Company);
"The choice of a million people can't be wrong" (Sbacchi cigarette);
"Every time I smoke Artidono, it's like a pleasant voyage" (Artidono cigar);
"Never abandon your good partner" (Dutch brand cigar);
"Extraordinary and refined, mellow and natural" (brand 555 cigarette);
"Easy investment, a new realm of alcohol" (Sword School);
"lament Winston of America and appreciate the American spirit" (Winston brand cigarette);
"Camel brand cigarettes are also a good medicine to help digestion" (Camel brand cigarettes);
"Smoking is not allowed, even for global brands" (global brand cigarettes).
"Crane dances in white sand, my heart flies" (Baisha brand cigarette of Changsha Cigarette Factory);
"A taste of Huangshan Mountain, the sky is high and the clouds are light" (Huangshan Tobacco of Bengbu Cigarette Factory);
"Show the true colors of generals with a flick of a finger" (General brand cigarette of Jinan Cigarette Factory of General Group)
"A cigarette after a meal makes a fairy alive" (Shanghai Tobacco before liberation