1. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days and going out for a walk in sunny days. In the long years, there is actually no 1 day suitable for work.

2. The past is left to the years to deal with; The future is left to time to prove. What we really need to do is to firmly grasp today and let today's self surpass yesterday's self.

3. Going to the hospital for examination, the doctor said, "Thanks to your timely arrival." I breathed a sigh of relief, and the doctor said with concern, "There will be no room in the morgue any later."

4. A woman is like a book. If your cover is not attractive, who will be interested in reading your content? No matter what age, you must live beautifully.

Our love, like a meteor, can only be beautiful once.

6. I won't miss you

I won't go to you, I won't go to you, I don't want to know where you are, what you are doing, and I don't want to think of you again.

7. I watched your life like a passer-by. Sadly, your joys and sorrows are not for me.

8. I want to be a cool person. I get up as soon as the alarm clock rings, and I don't look back when I leave. Even my farewell is with my hands in my pockets. I never shed tears. I don't care about the road ahead, just walk freely.

9. After being fat for so many years, I finally found the benefits of being fat. You can take the co-pilot every time you take a taxi with a friend!

10. If a person wants to help the weak, he should become strong by himself instead of becoming weak like them.

1 1. Drive out today! At the intersection, I saw the traffic police holding an alcohol tester to stop the car! Stop me and let me blow. I just blew it, and the tester showed that it exceeded the standard! Oh, my God, have I been drinking? I just eat too much and I will become "Zhu Lao Liu"! ! !

12. If there is no such person around you, I hope you don't worry. You must wait, wait for an eternity, wait for a relationship that you won't let go.

13. Once happiness is rejected, it is not worthy of our attention.

14. The ex-girlfriend is very introverted. How introverted is she? She wanted to end her four-year relationship with me and was embarrassed to call her new boyfriend to tell me.

15. The biggest fear in getting along with others is not believing what you see, but believing what others say. Miyazaki Hayao

16. Lao Wang is always moping recently. Lao Li asked the reason. Lao Wang: Lao Zhang next door has been beating children recently, alas. ...

17. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Keep me single, keep me single, keep me single.

18. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

19. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

20. What you work hard is your dream, but what you don't work hard is your fantasy. What you strive for is the clearest time in your life.

2 1. Hoping to find a boyfriend will make me feel guilty that I am not worthy of such a handsome boyfriend.

22. I am a prodigal son who is used to wandering, and I have been waiting for someone who can let me put down my backpack. I think you are the one for me. "Cut the crap, bag security, hurry.

23. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.