"handsome! How handsome! " Whenever my father finished shaving, my mother's praise came as scheduled, and I was jealous at will: "Cut! I just shaved! What's the big deal? I also want to be handsome, let my mother praise me and let my father envy me. "
"Mom and Dad have gone shopping, so be obedient at home!" They pushed the door and said. Bang-the door closed and I started my plan. When I came to the bathroom, I took out the shaving foam that was still sleeping on the shelf and touched my smooth pink cheek. Oh! I have no beard! What should I do? Yes, beards are hairy, as are eyebrows and hair! I can trim my eyebrows. It must be very handsome! With the flash of fire, my hands danced, and with a loud noise of "zi", snow-white foam emerged from generate like a volcanic eruption. Soft in my hand, like holding a cloud, I painted foam all over my face, and soon a Santa Claus appeared in the mirror, and that was me! Looking at me with a white beard, I raised my shaving knife and rubbed it in the mirror left, right and middle, and then my eyebrows disappeared without a trace. Five words floating in the sky, come on, scratch! Handsome immediately after shaving, handsome! "I close my eyes, proudly humming a homemade ditty, holding high. When I opened my eyes to see if I was handsome, the first thing I saw was a mouthful of blood red. "Ah? What's going on here? Didn't you say that you will become handsome after shaving? What greeted me. How could it be blood? Heart! Stop dancing disco! Hands! Stop shaking, or it will break! Blood! Keep flowing and it's over! "I'm thinking anxiously. I'm in a hurry. I took out alcohol and paper towels, and I wanted to grow superhuman powers. Although I tried to restrain myself, the rabbit in my heart kept jumping. I was so anxious that I fell into the oil pan and exploded in an instant, just like a headless fly. " Dong, is mom back? ..... What would she say if she knew? ..... I have a lot of trouble at home, ... Don't! Haven't come back yet ... why should I do this? She'll be angry and hit me! ..... What should I say? ..... hmm! Hit me, I deserve it! "This can make my intestines regret.
"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock! Really come back! " I had to surrender without compromise. When preparing to be beaten, nervous parents laughed and cried before hearing it. My mother touched my head and said earnestly, "You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient. You are young and have no beard. It's not too late to shave when you grow up! " Remember? Never slap a monkey in the future-learn from others. "I blushed and nodded, in a hurry to find a place to hide. Alas! That's great. You have become a "big fairy with no eyebrows and smooth face"
I was naughty when I was five years old, and I still have a small scar on my eyebrows.