It doesn't matter that you can't get every apology.

I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to get enough sleep for 16 hours a day.

4. Rock, scissors and cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants ~

5. Play dumb. If you do it well, you will be as stupid as you think. Well done, it is called deep.

6. When we walk on the road, we go over and kick children when we see them, which proves that we are not pedophiles …

7. If you can't bear it, just bear it again!

8. I swear never to swear again!

9. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

10. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

1 1. Patron saint, I am a poor monk, and I can't heal my wound through clothes … I am guilty …

12. There will be a pig who loves you for me.

13. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

14. Because I am extremely poor, I have been doing homework for primary schools in winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other students for primary school students, and have undertaken the following businesses: coolie handling, fitter welding, water and electricity, bricklayer, smashing walls and digging holes, toilet sewer drainage, VF, C++. NET, Java, asp, assembly, flash, writing papers, taking CET-4 and CET-6.

15. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

16. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

17. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

18. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

19. Women are girls no matter how ugly they are. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! ! Why don't you hit on me?

20. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single.

2 1. I'm gone, and China seems to have lost his soul. This view is not good.

22. If nothing happens, I believe that if you can't say a few words to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My 108 mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

23. The bombarded head will also comb out a lightning crack.

24. I am 23 years old, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and the car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

25. Today, I went out and bought some cheap vegetables for rabbits. After a turn, the cheapest cabbage is 2 Jin Yuan. It seems that my rabbit is dying, and I can't afford to keep it.

26. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

27. Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer female perverts in society. If I see her, I won't let her go.

To avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married.

29. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

30. I am different from you because I am human.

3 1. My childhood dream was not to be a scientist, but to fantasize that I was the master of the landlord's family. My family has a thousand hectares of fertile land, and I am ignorant all day long. I have nothing to do, so I have to lead a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with a good girl. ...

32. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

33. As long as there is electricity, my qq will be online.

34. A sleepless night, wandering thoughts, escalating temper, nothing to play lightly, nothing to go around, and ruin if you don't follow.

35. Lie down where you fell.

36. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and is automatically blocked by the system!

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure. . .

38. It is said that 80% of online status displayed on QQ is on-hook, and 80% of offline or invisible status is online.

39. Shh ... Don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image. ...

40. I am determined to unify all mankind. Please vote for me.

4 1. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters and shameless charm when smoking ~

42. Why is the dust on the table gone? There is also a phone number on it. ...

43. Lingling, Lingling, another ice cream

44. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women now!

45. People you like don't appear, and those who do don't like it.

46. If you are ugly and want to video, please respect yourself! ! !

47. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, with eyebrows and stars. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

48. Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

49. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

50. When men cheat, their IQ is second only to Einstein ~

5 1. Love is like poop, once the water is washed, it can't come back ~ Love is like poop, once it comes, it can't stop ~ Love is like poop, but it's different every time ~ Love is like poop, sometimes it's a fart to work hard for a long time!

52. As long as the hoe dances well, what corner can't be dug down?

53. Your dirty smile-I can't even find it with Baidu.

Dad asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back. I said, "I'm depressed that Taiwan Province can't be saved!

I always think of you when I feed the pigs.

56. Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

57. I'm glad I've got enough 1.50 yuan, I can finally surf the Internet again!

58. Fighter in the slag, VIP in the slag.

59. I used to be an angel, really! When I arrived, God kindly said to me, "Go, son, you were born to make up the exam.

60. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

6 1. I'm not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

62. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

63. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

64. I, as far as IQ is concerned, have 10 brain teasers, and I can answer 8 at once; On knowledge, when I was 10, I had been studying for 8 years. There are only 10 minutes left until the paper is finished. I can dictate a beautiful article, record it, change up to eight words, and then I can publish it. As far as memory is concerned, I can only remember 8 of 10 phone numbers once. As for endurance, I can pee in the morning 10 until 8 pm the next day. ...

65. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

66. Don't test people, they can't stand the test.

67. When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a bag of crispy noodles later.

68. As long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered, I can't pass Grade 4 in one day.

69. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but not have an abortion!

70. Behind every successful man, there is a woman; Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death

But I am invisible, you are online, you are online, I am invisible.

Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

For the sake of the motherland, the next generation will fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about a world full of love.

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Once a diamond was forever, now one is bankrupt.

If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

Memory is a form of meeting, and forgetting is a form of freedom.

What we lack is not the opportunity, but the courage to zero ourselves in front of the opportunity.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

Let some people get rich first, then eliminate them, and finally realize that they are not rich.

I woke up in the morning and found that the pillow was wet. I thought it was crying, but later I realized it was saliva.

Just like summer dress, spring is exquisite, autumn is rich and winter is solid.

Unhappy marriage, even if you choose a pair of small shoes, you know it is not suitable.

But I tried to run in time, and finally my shoes or those shoes were worn all over.

Flip a coin if you are bored. Positive words show that you like me.

On the other hand, you like me very much. If you stand up, it means that you will always like me.

Less youth and ignorance, more understanding of the meaning of life.

I know how to manage my beautiful life.

Be a man, be a Edison Chen, and do everything with DV.

Others start from zero, and I start from negative numbers.

God gave us youth and youth bean.

I just want to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall.

Character determines fate, and brain determines pockets.

A shy man hitting a woman is like eating crazy roasted wings, and his face is always red.

How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

Does the emperor still remember Dora A Dream by Daming Lake?

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

I am relieved to know that it is worse than me.

Can't bear it, you can bear it again.

I am a gourd doll in the mountains, and I have never seen Altman in the city.

People who are not smart are as bald as others.

Looking for a wife locally, looking for a lover from other places.

Li Bai slept soundly at the foot of my bed with such a bright thread.

If the contraceptive effect is unsuccessful, it will become an adult.

The back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves and died in a hospital bed.

The forest is so big that I can't find a tree to hang me.

The sun was born when * * turned over the night in bed again.

Are you kidding? Everyone is busy.

Don't call me a housewife, call me Madame Curie.

The beginning of life is good. You are naughty, so am I.

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Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is to have a brain.

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

Take the pig's road and let the dog talk.

Once I was a treasure, now I am a grass.

Do you know how I died? Empty.

I never hold a grudge. I usually hold grudges, so I reported it on the spot.