My roommate usually likes melancholy songs. One day, she abnormally played a song called "Father", and then she asked me what was the name of this song? I said doubtfully, "Dad", and then she said happily, "Hey! My son is good ~ ". Well, I can only say, "What about my living expenses?"

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The high school group is discussing the "Chinese character dictation conference" because a word has been hit hard. The monitor suddenly threw out an expression pack (as shown below). As a result, in less than a second, rows of "gluttony" appeared, and the monitor typed a series of "ha" and said "Hello sons". Then a series of withdrawals. I'm laughing at the screen peeping.

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I went to teach in the summer vacation and met a group of lovely and exasperating children. In the final farewell, a student said to me in front of the whole class, "Teacher XXX, you are very gentle to us like our big sister." Your name is very nice. " After that, I paused and said, "Don't you think?" Of course, there was an echo. Then he said, "XXX has a round name and a round person." Just like a giant panda ... "

I'm still waiting for him to continue praising me, but it hurts my heart. Other teachers in the office also joked about how cute giant pandas are. Okay, I'll take that as a compliment.

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The small partner of the same club met a strange WeChat one day and successfully defrauded the suspect.

Suspect of fraud: college student loan, unsecured, signed confidentiality agreement.

Little friend: 100 million, do you have it?

Fraud suspect: That requires collateral.

Children: I have a house in Beijing.

Fraud suspect: Yes, office building or residence? Where is it?

Children: On Chang 'an Avenue, Tiananmen Square was mortgaged to you.

Fraud suspect: Who are you?

Little friend: Laozi is the successor of capitalism.

Fraud suspect: rolling! ! !