Lead: The most important thing in life is happiness. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy. For example, a joke may be your pastime after dinner. I specially arranged a complete set of Sichuan classic humorous jokes for everyone, and everyone was very happy.
Sichuan classic humorous joke 1 1, swan said to Gegebao; You still want to chase me like that, and you don't have to pee in the mirror. Yan Geling said; What am I like? I'm better than a pig. The pig listened and said; Crawl, I'm reading the text message, which has annoyed you.
2. In the afternoon, when the beans were windy, a hen held her mother in her arms and was angry with my yellow son. I picked up the goose stone, and after a pause, the old shell cutter marked me as a big climber.
I once had a love affair with Ba Shi. I didn't look at her in front of me. I didn't know my back until I got rid of it. If God can give me a chance to light two fires at a time, I will definitely tell her. Hey, sis, be a friend.
Sichuan classic humor joke 2 1, the benefits of girlfriend: hone your patience, challenge your temper, break through your bottom line, shock your heart, stir your desire and spend all your wallets.
2. Girls can't write argumentative essays well. In the final analysis, it is because they only know the facts and never make sense.
3. When a woman finds a boyfriend, she will suddenly get a strange disease, which will lead to the following symptoms: she can't eat alone, can't sleep alone, can't even lift her own bag, can't even twist the bottle cap of a drink, and her intelligence will be completely reduced. She will not be able to book train tickets, and even forget how to use the payment function in online shopping.
4. It is best for girls to find a national football fan when choosing a spouse. They are all superhuman beings who "have no regrets at the end of ten years of abuse and occasionally laugh like Chinese New Year".
5. "Buy horses in the east, saddles in the west, reins in the south and whips in the north." Mulan's main purpose in joining the army is to realize her wish of "buying while buying".
6. I was going to marry my ex this year, but I accidentally found out that he actually went whoring, which made me cry. Why didn't he go to his old classmates and spend the money? A man who doesn't keep the house can't have it!
7. Young people talk about the object, think more about the good of the object, and don't always complain that people don't have you in their eyes. You are not an eye.
Sichuan classic humor joke 3 1. On the border, soldiers from two countries met across the river. Soldiers from country A greeted soldiers from country B: Hi! Then pointed to the sky, pointed to the river, and finally leaned down and pointed to the crotch!
The soldier from country B ran back and said to the old monitor: The guy across the street said he would swim over and blow my ass when it got dark. ...
The old monitor slapped him in the past: You are SB, and people ask if you are an air force, navy or artillery ...
2, a diaosi looks plain and likes to be with handsome guys. After a long time, everyone said, are you gay?
Diaosi said, "No, there are many beautiful women around handsome guys. See if you can let it go! "
3. Goddess: What sports do you usually like?
Diaosi: Basketball!
Goddess: So which team do you like best?
Diaosi: Cheerleading!
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