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I'm afraid of tenderness (1)
I think I should introduce my classmates first. Don't do this. It will be a series of stories. Maybe my classmate's name will be used in the future. I hope my classmates will not sue me for invasion of privacy.
"God of plague": 1. Just find a corner, make an excuse and do something.
2。 I treat you like a human being, but you are partial. what can I do?
S: Actually, my name is. Someone called me athel Loren, at least I was a god, so I agreed. Always say the above two sentences.
Monster: 1. You often meet pig head three in your life, especially this year.
Shi: Formerly known as Gu Hui.
"Niu B":1. Specialty: bragging, once blew three cows to death.
Shi: Formerly known as Liu Bing. When filling out your resume, write the classic sentences above after your specialty.
Fat man: 1. "You son of a bitch!"
Shi: Originally named Chen Wei. Say "You are such a man-"before closing the door, and then say "Slag!" Only in this way can the effect be remarkable.
Today, I had a hard education.
Gunnar said, "It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge."
Mary said, "The premise doesn't hold."
Interpretation: Gener was originally named Yin. iron cock―miser
Mary's original name is Mary.
There are also some people's mobile phone records: monitor: Han Xiaojin (welding chicken), (boss), Bao (laughing), Jiang (sauce pear pit ...