The Tragic Migration written by Mr. Lu Zhoulai talked about a post posted by netizens against Spring Festival travel rush: We are human beings, not wildebeests! Wildebeest represents returning migrant workers.
Mr. Zhang Hongliang pointed out that the policy design of the elite is very clever. Ordinary people never have good or bad choices, only bad or worse choices. The common people, like African lemmings, died voluntarily. Lemmings represent people whose interests have been damaged in the reform.
The spittoon is urgent to use and dirty when not in use, which is a metaphor for prostitutes laughing at themselves. Emperor Zhu Ming spat phlegm in the mouth of the ladies-in-waiting, and said it was an "aromatic alms bowl". In the past, there were only prostitutes, but now we have to add male prostitutes who work for rich women and men who serve the same sex. Spitoon stands for "sex worker" (I have to keep pace with the times and learn some new terms).
I wonder if you are satisfied with my summary of Theory of Three Represents? The chairman said, I am afraid of being serious. It doesn't matter if you are serious, and suddenly you find that you really summed it up right.
Wildebeest represents advanced productive forces; Lemmings represent the interests of the vast majority of people; The spittoon is obviously the representative of the most advanced culture.
These three things also have one thing in common, that is, "not a person." Further study is against animals and low-grade goods. High-class prostitutes are irritable and wear gold and silver, but they are only rich people's gold and chamber pot, or dirty things.
When I was a child, I learned idioms and fought for the Central Plains. Qin lost his deer, and the world chased him. The common people are deer, which provides a delicious food source for the nobles. Whoever wins the world will get the deer. It also means that no matter who wins the world, this deer is definitely dead. In a word, China and the world have a history of 5,000 years, which is a history that does not treat ordinary people as human beings. They are basically pigs, deer, rats and spittoons. Nobles can eat everything they can, but if there are too many people, it will be difficult to manage them, or if they are old, weak and sick, they must formulate a policy of laid-off workers and three reforms to drive the people into the sea like lemmings. So worried.
However, sometimes things change. Let me tell you a terrible story. In other words, the Li Zicheng Uprising in the late Ming Dynasty caught the axe king who killed the people. At that time, there was no Fushun War Crimes Management Office. As soon as everyone was happy, they cooked the fat pig that had eaten hundreds of pounds. Several chefs in the rebel army washed and peeled the axe king, pulled out his nails, finished the enema, added fennel, chives, star anise and ginger, and cooked them in a large pot with several sika deer. The axe king swam around in the cauldron and wailed painfully for half an hour before crossing the cauldron. The rebels cheered and ate human flesh. This is the origin of the Fulu banquet. Fortunately, Lu is a deer.