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Cai Ming: My son graduated from college, and his father asked him to sell potatoes. He had to sell good grades. If my son has that ability, he is not Guo Xiaoda, he is Avatar. Female compatriots, at my age, who is not separated from each other, right? Fortunately, I was smart enough to come up with a good idea and spend money to buy peace.
Guo Da: My wife.
Cai Ming: Hey.
Guo Da: My wife.
Cai Ming: Hey.
Guo Da: The situation is very good, the situation is very good.
Cai Ming: Why?
Guo Da: Our son's potato sales are increasing day by day.
Cai Ming: Oh.
Guo Da: I have a big client. She keeps the leftover potatoes every day.
Cai Ming: Great ~ Hahahaha ~ ~ (Turning to whisper): I paid for that man.
Guo Da: Oh, that's great. Seeing that our son's business is about to grow, we have to strengthen publicity and make an endorsement for our son's potatoes.
Cai Ming: You want to speak for potatoes?
Guo Da: Ah.
Cai Ming: I think so. You look like a peeled potato (everyone laughs).
Guo Da: Well, I have all the advertising words in mind.
Cai Ming: Oh.
Guo Da: What do you think?
Cai Ming: Hmm.
Guo Da: Potatoes, anything is possible.
Cai Ming: What do you say?
Guo Da: With potatoes, everything is possible.
Cai Ming: There is also the possibility of cooking.
Guo Da: What would the world be like without potatoes?
Cai Ming: I won't eat, so what (laughs)
Guo Da: Potatoes can be preserved forever, but only one kind can be preserved forever.
Cai Ming: That's too bad (both of them laugh).
Guo Da: Hey, my wife, son and I have made plans. Listen, we're going to start selling potatoes.
Cai Ming: Yes.
Guo Da: When it developed into a company, it sold potatoes.
Cai Ming: Yes.
Guo Da: Marry a wife and help him sell potatoes.
Guo Da: Regenerate a big white fat potato, haha.
Cai Ming: You mean having a baby?
Guo Da: I have a great grandson.
Cai Ming: Well, if my grandson looks like this, I can't live (both laugh).
Guo Da: OK, I will go to the market to see my son.
Cai Ming: Well, go ahead.
(Guo Da)
Cai Ming: Oh, take my grandchildren away, oh, so many grandchildren, oh.
Boxwood: ding ~ e ~ e ~
Cai Ming: Ah.
Boxwood: Hello, Aunt.
Cai Ming: Hey, little flower girl, how did you find us? Come on, come on, please sit down.
Boxwood: Eh!
Cai Ming: No, please go. Please go.
Boxwood: What's the situation?
Cai Ming: My wife and son don't know about hiring you to buy potatoes. If they see you, I can't live.
Boxwood: Oh, auntie, this is for you.
Cai Ming: Hey, you gave me a present. Hey, you buy a catty of potatoes for my son, and I'll give you a subsidy of 30 cents. Do you have money with you? Are you happy? Hehehe.
Boxwood: (crying)
Cai Ming: It's not the same as happiness.
Boxwood: potatoes can't be sold.
Cai Ming: Ah.
Huang Yang: As soon as your son sees that potatoes are selling well, he will buy more and more. I want to buy him 500 Jin today. I dream at night and potatoes chase me everywhere.
Cai Ming: Oh, you're afraid that potatoes will chase you. It's not like bandits are chasing you.
Huang Yang: Auntie, let's terminate the agreement.
Cai Ming: Oh, come on. You unilaterally tore up the agreement. I can sue you in court.
Huang Yang: You, how about this? I will come to you when the market is good. Really, I lied to you that I was a puppy.
Cai Ming: No, if you really run away, there are so many puppies on the street, how do I know which one is you?
Boxwood: (crying)
Cai Ming: Oh, well, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, oh, well, aunt will give you 100 yuan, you can stick to it.
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Huang Yang: Aunt, I'll give you 200 yuan. I won't insist.
Cai Ming: I'll give you 300 pounds.
Boxwood: This 200 yuan is mine.
Cai Ming: Then take the money and leave.
Boxwood: Hey! (suddenly reacting) Oh, auntie, I won't leave until you cancel the agreement today!
Cai Ming: Hey, you poor kid. You have been with my son since we signed this agreement.
Boxwood: Binding?
Cai Ming: Hmm!
Boxwood: I feel dizzy. ...
(Guo Da)
Guo Da: We have a guest. Oh, sit down, sit down, sit down!
Huang Yang: Thank you, Uncle!
Cai Ming: You, you, how did you come back?
Guo Da: I forgot my cell phone when I called.
Cai Ming: Oh.
Guo Da: Hello, is this the vegetable wholesale market? Old horse, give my son two kilos of potatoes.
Cai Ming and Huang Yang: Ouch (falling to the ground together)
Guo Da: What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong?
Cai Ming: Nothing. Now I get excited when I hear potatoes. The child doesn't know why he fell, hehe.
Boxwood: (Laughter)
Guo Da: Did I just hear you say that this girl is related to our son? What do you mean?
Cai Ming: Oh, if they are tied together, they are tied together.
Guo Da: Why are big girls and big boys tied together?
Cai Ming: Tie them together and have sex with someone.
Guo Da: With someone?
Cai Ming: Yes, that's right.
Guo Da: This is our future daughter-in-law? What is this? What is this?
Cai Ming: We can't elaborate on this matter.
Guo Da: I understand. I'll make another call.
Boxwood: Ah, uncle, don't eat potatoes.
Guo Da: Not potatoes. I asked my son to come back.
Cai Ming: Oh, uncle, no, didn't you go to the market to see your son? Let's go, let's go.
Huang Yang: Goodbye, Uncle!
Guo Da: Bye, bye, bye.
Cai Ming: Oh, it's time to go.
Guo Da: (looking back) Cough! How can I leave when such an important guest comes? I'm not going anywhere today!
Cai Ming: I can't live.
Guo Da: Girl, please sit down. Please sit down.
Cai Ming: Don't let it slip to me. ...
Boxwood: Eh, oh, haha. Thank you, uncle.
Guo Da: Girl.
Boxwood: Eh!
Guo Da: Are you going to school or work now?
Huang Yang: I just graduated from college.
Guo Da: Oh, how do you know my son?
Huang Yang: Mine. ...
Cai Ming: (Interrupting) Let's hold the World Expo in Shanghai.
Guo Da: Nonsense, will it move?
Cai Ming: Oh, great, happy, great, great.
Guo Da: Oh. Hey, has my son met your parents?
Boxwood: Huh? !
Cai Ming: (Interrupted) Alas ... Is the financial crisis over?
Guo Da: Well, it looks much better.
Cai Ming: Oh ~ Great, I'm relieved.
Guo Da: What are you doing now, girl?
Huang Yang: I signed an agreement with someone to sell potatoes.
Guo Da: Oh, who will sign the agreement?
Cai Ming: (Interrupting) Ah ... Why didn't we talk about the six-party talks? ..... (prone on the table and thump on the table.
Son)
Guo Da: Hey, hey ... How did you become a politician now?
Cai Ming: Talking with college students is all about knowledge, hehe.
Guo Da: Oh, hey, hey, this girl is nice. Our son has a good eye.
Cai Ming: That's right. I have an eye. Oh, I ... I met her several times before I met her.
Huang Yang: Aunt, I don't think I'm suitable.
Cai Ming: I think you are perfect.
Huang Yang: Oh, there are many people who are more suitable than me. Many girls like me are holding resumes and dreaming everywhere.
Looking for it?
Guo Da: Oh, is it difficult to find a date now? !
Huang Yang: Auntie, please change someone else.
Cai Ming: Oh, come on, I have a crush on you.
Guo Da: (whispering) I expect her to give me grandchildren. ...
Huang Yang: I am a beginner and have no experience in this field.
Guo Da: (whispering) If you have experience in this field, you will be in trouble (with a frightened expression).
Cai Ming: So, why don't you stay out of it?
Guo Da: (whispering) I understand.
Cai Ming: (whispering) I understand again.
Guo Da: Girl.
Boxwood: Eh!
Guo Da: How much is this potato a catty?
Boxwood: One yuan a catty.
Guo Da: How much is it per catty?
Boxwood: One yuan a catty.
Guo Da: What are you doing? (water supply)
Boxwood: Hehe (take it to drink water)
Guo Da: (stands up to face Cai Ming) This girl looks very smart. How can she be a fool?
Cai Ming: You are a fool!
Guo Da: Girl, you get a dollar in and a dollar out, but won't you lose it if you lose a little weight?
Boxwood: No, I can't. I sell potatoes for 30 cents a catty.
Guo Da: She met a fool.
Cai Ming: (yelling at Guo Da) You are the fool!
Guo Da: I didn't say anything about you. What's your hurry?
Cai Ming: You? ...
Guo Da: Girl. ...
(Xiao Guo takes the stage): Dad! Mom!
Guo Da: Yo, my son is back.
Cai Ming: I really can't live.
Guo Da: Look who's here.
Xiao Guo: Oh, why are you here? Welcome, have a seat.
Guo Da: Sit down, sit down.
Xiao Guo: Mom, where is the fruit?
Guo Da: Fruit, come on.
Cai Ming: Hehe (carrying fruit)
Xiao Guo: Mom, this is my big client.
Cai Ming: (lowers his head and whispers) I'm your big client.
Xiao Guo: Thank you for taking care of me all the time.
Huang Yang: I'm afraid I can't take care of you.
Cai Ming: You can, you can, you can ... Ah, you can take care of him no matter how tired you are.
Guo Da: Hey, two people should take care of each other. We can't let other girls suffer alone.
Xiao Guo: Hey, Dad, you don't know. At present, she can only take care of me, but I can't take care of her.
Guo Da: We must take care of each other now! Otherwise, what if you get married and have children in the future?
Huang Yang: Get married and have children?
Guo Da: Ah.
Cai Ming: Ah, ah, getting married and having children is none of your business.
Guo Da: Why not? I was hoping you could have grandchildren.
Huang Yang: Do you want me to have grandchildren? !
Cai Ming: He said he would have grandchildren, so don't take it personally.
Huang Yang: Can I not take it personally? ! I am under enough pressure to sell potatoes. Why did you give me such a difficult job?
Service? Aunt, I only have the obligation to buy potatoes, not to get married and have children!
Cai Ming: You can have children by hand ... Of course not, right?
Guo Da: Why not? Since it is a date, it is inevitable to get married and have children!
Boxwood: Oh dear!
Xiao Guo: Hey hey ... What are you talking about? Who's dating who? What happened to my dad? (full of doubts)
Cai Ming: (whispering) Your father is out.
Guo Da: What? I'm not out. Didn't you say the child was dating our son?
Xiao Guo: Huh?
Huang Yang: Auntie, how can you say that? This is not in our agreement!
Xiao Guo: Mom, what agreement?
Cai Ming: (Drift)
Xiao Guo: Are you drifting?
Cai Ming: We can't talk about this detail. ...
Guo Da: Tell me in detail! (Angry)
Cai Ming: In detail, in detail (drama), it means (singing): Susan will leave Hongtong County and come to the street. Which one?
a little ...
Guo Da: Where are you going?
Cai Ming: (singing) Susan should go ~ ~ ~
Guo Da: Come back here! You want me to worry to death. What the hell is going on?
Cai Ming: I won't live anyway. I was afraid that my son's potatoes wouldn't sell, so I hired this girl to help me. Then you stubbornly asked me, and I couldn't help it. I told you they were dating. This is the agreement we signed. Take a look. You'd better not read it.
Guo Da: Oh, you gave her 30 cents for a long time!
Cai Ming: I am a fool.
Guo Da: You have been lurking deep enough.
Cai Ming: I'm not from Tianjin Railway Station.
Guo Da: You? ...
Xiao Guo: Mom!
Guo Da: Do you think your spoiled child will succeed in the future? Huh? You are not as good as a girl, and people can sell potatoes.
Huang Yang: Ah, I contacted a big canteen and sold them potatoes.
Guo Da: You see, the canteen can ask her for potatoes, which proves that she has the means to promote sales.
Huang Yang: There's nothing I can do. The canteen manager is my father.
Guo Da: Yes! (sudden reaction) ...
Cai Ming: Oh, that's great. Then you sell the potatoes to your father.
Euonymus japonicus: Oh, my dad said that their employees have been sweating after eating potatoes recently.
Xiao Guo: Mom, it's not important to sell potatoes. It's important to know the market information. We will soon open a large food processing factory, where a large number of high-quality potatoes are needed. Let's join hands with powerful entrepreneurs to rent idle land in rural areas and grow these high-quality potatoes. You think, in this way, the villagers have income again, and our future affairs will be big, right?
Boxwood: Good idea. Can you take me to play with you?
Xiao Guo: Let's start a business together!
Boxwood: OK. (High-five) Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Cai Ming: Great, it's bound again. Let's come too. Hey, hey, hey, hey ... (Guo Da is thrown out)
Guo Da: OK, OK, OK. My son's business can be bigger. We should better speak for it.
Guo Xiaoda: Endorsement?
Guo Da: Yes. My name is potato "pot"
Cai Ming: My name is Potato Cai.
Guo Da: Potatoes are very delicious.
Cai Ming: You can stew a pot of food!
Xiao Guo: OK.
Boxwood: OK. We are post-80s.
Small fruit: create new achievements.
Cai Ming: You are a new breed.
Guo Da: We are old potatoes.
Cai Ming, Huang Yang and Xiao Guo: Huh? ! (Laughter)