Deacon Tai Wei: Being a writer is good and thoughtful. It is believed that a writer is shaped by his qi, but he can neither learn nor learn, and qi can be cultivated. Mencius said, "I am good at nurturing my noble spirit." Today, I read his article, which is generous and fills the gap between heaven and earth, calling it small and big. Tai Shigong traveled all over the world, traveled all over the world, and made friends with Yan and Hao Jun, so his prose was sparse and quite strange. How can this second son taste writing as such an essay? Its qi is full, but it overflows its appearance. Look at its words, but look at its words, not know it.
Zhe was born ten to nine years ago. Its home and tourists, but the people near it, the hard-working township party, have never seen anything except a few hundred miles, and there are no mountains and wild places. You can go to it to have a look and broaden yourself. Bai's books, though read everywhere, are all traces of the ancients, which is not enough to stimulate his ambition. I was afraid that I would die, so I decided to give up. I didn't know the vastness of the world until the world was spectacular. After crossing the old capital of Qin and Han Dynasties, I hope to see the heights of the South, Song and China, the rushing of the Yellow River in the north, and sincerely want to see the elegance of ancient heroes. Only when I arrived in the capital did I admire the strength of the palace, the richness and greatness of granaries, treasuries, cities and gardens, and I realized the magnificence of the world. I met the Hanlin Ouyang Gong, listened to his arguments, watched his beautiful posture, and traveled with his master, then I knew that all the articles in the world were gathered here. Autumn is the biggest talent in the world, and the world depends on worry, and four foreigners dare not make a fortune. When I went in, it was Zhou Gonghe, and when I came out, it was Fang Shu and Tiger. I haven't seen it either.
Besides, my wife's knowledge is not an ambition, but what is it? When it came, I saw the height of the south, Song Hehua in the mountains, the size and depth of the Yellow River in the water, and Ouyang Gong in the people, but I still thought I didn't see autumn. Therefore, I hope to see the glory of the sages, be strong when I hear a word, and then I can try my best to see the world without regrets.
I am too young to learn official business. Now that you're here, you should make good use of it. I got it by accident, not by accident. Fortunately, however, he was given the right to be elected, so that in the years of his excellent career, he will be beneficial to his writing and learn to become a politician. Qiu Gou thought he could teach and humiliate him, but fortunately.
Dong Fangshuo, a classical Chinese letter of recommendation from Emperor Wu of Shang Dynasty
I lost my parents less and raised my brother and sister-in-law for longer. Twelve years of study, three winters, enough literature and history. Learn fencing. Learn "Poetry" and "Book" and recite 220,000 words. Learn Sun Wu's Art of War, learn tools, teach drums and recite 220,000 words. Every minister memorized 440 thousand words. Lutz is often quoted. I am twenty-two years old, nine feet three inches long, with eyes like pearls, teeth like shells, courage like Meng Ben, agility like Qing Ji, honesty like Bao Shu and faithfulness like a tail. If so, it can be the minister of the son of heaven. When I die, I will worship again.
There is also the Jingzhou Book by Li Bai and Han.
When I heard about the gathering of scholars all over the world, I said (1): "I don't need to seal Wan Huhou when I am alive. I hope to get to know Jingzhou, South Korea. " What a charming scene. As for this! It's not because of the wind of the Duke of Zhou, bowing and spitting (4), let domestic heroes run away, and once they get on the Longmen (5), the price is ten times! Therefore, people with wealth want to be named and priced after Hou Jun (6). If you are not arrogant, indifferent and humble because of your wealth, you will have a lot of achievements among 3,000 people, which will make you stand out from the crowd (7), that is, you are a man.
Bai, a commoner in Longxi, lived in Chu and Han Dynasties (8). Fifteen good swordsmanship, all dry princes. Thirty percent of the articles are counted to Qing Xiang (9). Although he is less than seven feet long, he is full of love. All princes and adults promised to be honest people. This domain (the second sound of the week) (the heart of the capsule) (10) is safe everywhere!
Li Mou is a god (1 1), virtue is in heaven and earth, pen is in nature, and pedant is heaven and man (12). I'm glad to open my heart, and I won't refuse after reading it for a long time (13). If there is a high banquet, then discuss it quietly (14). Please try everything every day, relying on horses (15). The topic of today's article is Hou Jun, Character Balance (16). Once the topic is tasted, you are a good scholar. And why do you cherish the land in front of the steps (17) so as not to make you proud and excited?
Wang Zishi was in Yuzhou yesterday, but he didn't get off the bus, he just got off the bus and set up Kong Wenju (18). More than 30 people in Dan Tao are in Jizhou, Zhenguan, or Shi Zhong and Shangshu (19), which is the beauty of the previous generation. The monarch and Marquis also recommended strict association laws and became practitioners, among whom Cui Zongzhi, Fang Xizu, Li Xin, Xu Ying (20) and others were known for their talents or innocence. Bai Meiguan pays tribute to his title (2 1). Work hard with loyalty and be grateful. Knowing that the monarch pushed his heart into the belly of the sage (22) does not belong to others, but is willing to commit himself to the national scholar (23). Urgent is useful, dare is effective (24).
And people are not Yao Shun (25), who can do the best? (Mo) Your (your) plan, Ann can be proud of herself (26)? As for the production, if it is stacked into scrolls (27), it will not look good (28). Fear of carving insects (29) is not suitable for adults. If you give me a grass watch (30), please give it to a paper and ink writer, and then go back to the kiosk (3 1) to write the contribution. Ordinary green ping, green knot (Lu), long price in Xue, Bianmen (32). Fortunately, it's only dirty (33), and it's a lottery decoration, but you wait for the local records (34).
2. I am a chef and want to write a cover letter in classical Chinese. My job hunting place is a five-star Yu Zi XXX in Shanghai, and I am also from Jiaodong. Exquisite cooking, serving five stars and four products. At the beginning of this year, I left Yao to work in Jiaodong. I want to work in Shanghai and make a living in your company. I pray for your judgment.
Although I translated it for you, I suggest you never use classical Chinese. An HR has to read hundreds of resumes in a limited time every day. If you encounter this sour and fake vinegar, you have no patience at all, and you are likely to give up directly. Second, you applied for a chef, not a Chinese teacher. No matter how well the classical Chinese is written, it has nothing to do with the work, not to mention that you didn't write it. Your resume only needs to briefly state your professional skills and work experience. Only these can attract the attention of HR, and redundant things will only be self-defeating.
3. Who can give a cover letter and ask the respected person in charge or personnel director of the funny version of the ancient Chinese version:
Hello!
This is the third time that I have submitted my resume to your company. Thank you for finally reading my resume in the sea of Wang Yang. It should be noted that there are too many people applying for jobs now. I'm afraid you accidentally threw my resume into the wastebasket with other fools because you were too busy. Therefore, I posted a striking picture on the envelope. According to my experience, 80% people will notice and open it quickly, but! But don't be angry, I have absolutely no other meaning, really not! I just want to find a job, please read my information patiently.
However, I have to make it clear that my application letter is not printed by computer, so I am really helpless. It's not that I don't understand computers. Look, we have one at home! However, I accidentally broke it yesterday. Well, it's annoying to say. (Take a moment of your time. Anyway, you read my information, which is not bad for the time being. Please comment. Is the website in this computer harmful?
I have been unemployed for almost half a year and eat instant noodles every day. I want to know why I'm not too bad. Why did I find so many houses? Either I lost my job or I haven't heard from you since the interview. What happened? Later, I looked it up online, alas! What's wrong with this job application? Leftovers? Ezekiel? Pour? Sword ∧ crouching? How about the fairy perch? Iridium? What's the point of annoying the nucleus? What happened to chrysanthemum? What's wrong with the liver? Hey? What's the matter with you? Hey? What? ⑾ Is it worth it? What's the matter with you? Especially radon? Do it! Baked? ┗ ┗ μ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗ ┗. Paper? ッッ Gan Bao? "The pits and gullies are exhausted, and the chlorine in the south autumn is also blown." ? Vinegar? ゲ Huai Xianlan? What happened to stupid rice? BR & gt
Just a few days later, an interview notice from a company arrived. I tidied up and went to the appointment on time. I saw that all the candidates in front seemed to come out dejectedly, and I thought, "These idiots, look at me!" " "It's my turn. I walked in with dignity and searched the floor quickly. Hmm? Why is there nothing on the carpet except a few watermarks? But I still keep calm. I don't think this company will use this test method. Forget it. But in a flash, I suddenly saw a piece of paper under my recruiter's desk. It suddenly dawned on me that it was the employer who also read the online articles, which increased the difficulty of the exam and put the paper under the table. Those idiots in front, hum, look, how carefully I observe, it's my turn to go to work. I hurried forward, bent down to pick up the paper and read it backwards. It says, "Dear, my baby, you've been ..." How I miss you! Last time ... "? ! This is not "welcome ..." I was kicked out before I knew it. Well, it's really my fault. Tell me, why should I read the letter from the hostess? However, this website is too unlucky. ...
Forget it, it's nothing. Later, I went home and watched it online. It is said on the Internet that all college students now bring their own * * * collections to apply for jobs, and the result is a great success. Oh! It turns out that the application of courage has risen to this level now. I said, why didn't my application letter even get a reply? You see, if I do it, what can I do here, what can I do there, what can I work hard ... how can I be so energetic? But what is this episode? I still don't fully know. Is it nude? Later, I asked Xiao Liu, a fan downstairs, and he told me in detail before I understood. I think I am old, and I am still a man. This * * * episode? Alas, who cares? In order to find a job, I spent more than 1000 yuan (how many packets of instant noodles are needed) to take a hazy photo of my personal wedding dress in the studio. Although it doesn't look like it after washing, it is very imposing, absolutely handsome and leading, but my swimsuit photo is too deformed. I can't help it How can I eat instant noodles every day? Then I thought of a way to combine Schwarzenegger's photo with mine on the computer. It's really good! I am excited to send it everywhere, and guess what, there is no reply at work!
However, I would also like to mention that your company is too strict in recruiting personnel. Although it is a big company, there is no need to do so! Those who measure their character in exams, I know, you can do something fancy with your boss's money, but you also pity me for eating instant noodles. The man in our hospital has no emotional intelligence at all, because he knows the people inside you and went in without taking any photos. I've asked everyone, and I haven't found a relationship yet. Alas, there are still many people like me! Why don't I make friends with you, you recruit me, and I help you. Forget it, forget it. I won't take up your time. Please read my information carefully. Give me a chance.
I wish you good health.
Attachment: personal data of XXXX for several years and x months.
4. Write a self-introduction in classical Chinese, and write artistically. My last name is X, and now I am in the year of dancing spoon, and I am over twelve years old.
He is from Yangcheng. Handsome appearance, face like a crown jade, red lips and white teeth, beautiful words, and wind instruments, but the civil engineering is dilapidated and does not decorate itself. People think that dragons are natural and graceful.
I have studied more than five feet and am good at piano and flute. Teachers say I'm smart. I can also be friendly to foreigners in foreign affairs, so my neighbors praised me countless times.
My friends and relatives are all plain, and they smile beautifully! I firmly believe that goodness is like water. Water is good for all things, but it is not disputed. It is evil for all people, so it is just a few things. Living in a good place, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, good at words, good at politics, good at doing things, good at dealing with people.
Husband is just indisputable, so there is nothing special. Therefore, I take this as my life criterion and follow it everywhere.
My grades are excellent, and I am among the best in every exam, so the teachers in my school love me and praise me very much. Especially my liberal arts is very good. Although I can't understand astronomy, geography and harmony, I can be more proficient.