What are the classic funny lines of youth?
When I saw the episode of My Youth 18, I suddenly realized that there were too many classic lines in this drama, so I started recording. In fact, I felt it from the beginning, but I was attracted by the plot and didn't think about writing it down again, thinking that I could remember it. But there are too many. I am a perfectionist. As long as I miss a part, I feel very sorry. So after recording the classic lines of 18, I went back to find them. Now I will share all the recorded lines with my dear brothers and sisters. People who like this play support it and recommend parents to watch it, especially those who want to chase after MM Guo Shuai. Classic words about love emerge one after another! In addition, thanks to the netizens who love Apple and the recommendation of Sohu Singles Forum, because you can see that such wonderful lines are not only the record of my spitting blood, but also the credit recommended by Apple. I also want to thank you for this record. The following lines, of course, are also welcome to be added by other netizens: sample: I can't mention you, it hurts when I mention it, and I can't even write Chinese characters. I can think of you when I see the corner of the table at home. Yu Fang: Why are you so masochistic? If I don't come, you can also round all the furniture. Yu Fang: You have to be depressed, too. I am not depressed! Yu Fang: Look, just like your father. Dad: Well, why don't you like to talk these days? You always wonder who I'll tell. I was thinking, too. Dad: What are you thinking? Sample: How to get rich overnight! Dad: Did you get the answer? Sample: With Dad: What? Sample: buy lottery tickets! Sample: You are a big idiot. You are obviously a snail. Why did you grab the turtle's shell? You are not afraid of being overweight and crushing you to death. Yu Fang: This metaphor is vivid, but I feel a little awkward. Can you change the turtle shell into a crab shell? Yu Fang: Well, I lived until I was 24, and I understood my responsibilities for the first time. Responsibility is a goal you have no choice but to achieve; Responsibility is also a great power, so that you will always have the courage and motivation to work hard! Sample: How profound! I thought so, too, but not as well as you summed it up. Qing Chu: Gao Qi, you are the leading role this time, and we are all supporting roles. Gao Qi: I'm used to being a supporting role, and suddenly I'm a little nervous to be asked to be the protagonist! Why don't you two say something and I'll follow? Zhou Jin: You said yourself that there are plenty of fish in the sea. Gao Qi: I'm called chic myself. When you said it, I felt very painful ... Zhou Jin said to Qing Chu: Come and drive with me, and I promise to praise you with my life. Gao Qi (helpless): Can I have some cotton to plug my ears? Sample: Sister, do you think we can succeed? Chu Qing: Remove the word "horse" and we must succeed. I'm very excited now, um (giving Chu Qing a kiss) Chu Qing: Control your emotions! Don't waste it on my face, leave it to those male compatriots who need to kiss more! No, I only kiss Yu Fang for men. Qing Chu: Nonsense. If you want to kiss Zhou Jin, I won't do it. Sample: Frustration makes us grow, and experience makes us enrich. Chu Qing: Look, you are very introverted now. Yu Fang: You really think of me as a steel chain. I just saw it. Why did you become a moneymaker? Yu Fang: I call it business acumen, and this time we are more suitable for each other-lovers string together: I love you so much! Sample (under mom's two principles): I have to stop committing crimes against the wind recently. Yu Fang: I understand the sample: But I want to commit a crime now. What should I do? Yu Fang: Then do it knowingly. (They kiss) Sample: Why do you love doing good deeds so much? Gao Qi: My occupation belongs to the type of serving the people. But your virtue has gone beyond your profession. Gao Qi: Inertia, if you put it up, you can't get down. Yu Fang: What do you think happiness is? Sample: Happiness is-working together with this ant that I think is the most handsome, for the grass in others' eyes, for the tree in our eyes! Sample: Happiness without pain is not good happiness. After a pause, he said, what I said is too profound. Sample: if you can't even love, what else can you take to kill! Yu Fang: Well, if you really think Gao Qi is better than me and you will be happier with him, I will throw caution to the wind and give you to him with tears in my eyes. When you walk on the red carpet with the rhythm of the wedding March, I will sing a song loudly for you: as long as you live better than me! This is the selfless me. Sample: I won't do it. You must argue with him for me. Yu Fang: Think of it as an animal world. If two men fight, the winner will be the mother. Qing Chu: Does love make people lose themselves? Zhou Jin: Ego is the most easily eroded thing. Love, obligation and responsibility will make way for sacrifice whenever they come, and the end of self will be less and less. I think I'm facing you now, which is zero self. Yang Er: You've been cheating and cheating. You ruined all my hard work and efforts. You failed the name I gave you. I hope you are like a thunderbolt in spring, and the result is good. A bolt from the blue will blow my head off Qing Chu (grinning): So what are you going to do, go with your mother or go with your mother? Sample: Whatever you say. Do I have any other choice? By show of hands, I have the right to choose my own life. Do you agree? Three people: agreed! Sample: Consistent and final! Chu Qing: Go and wash the dishes. Three people: agreed! Sample (helpless wry smile): Why do you feel that I always get hurt? Sample: overcome it! Thunderbolt said well, mistakes and lies are insignificant in front of ideals! Sample: Grandma, thank you for being kind to me for so long. Grandma: I can't be nice to you when you go back. Although I am your mother's mother, I can't overstep my authority on your question. Sample: I understand! When she wanted to be with my dad, you didn't PK her! The sample said to the second aunt, are you worried that I can't help plastering the wall? The sample said to Qing Chu: Finally, thank you for always being in cahoots with me. Chu Qing: I'll give you a word, sample. Sample: Say it! Qing Chu (with a slightly serious and funny expression): Riding the wind and waves will sometimes straighten my muddy sail and build a bridge in the deep and deep sea! Sample (holding Chu Qing's hand solemnly): Peach Blossom Lake is not as deep as Chu Qing! Zhou Jin: You know, Qing Chu, you are the sunshine that shines into my life, giving me hope and leaving me nowhere to hide. Zhou Jin: That's why I like you. I hope you will bask in the sun every day in the future. I want to bask in the shadow I have accumulated for many years. Chu Qing: Aren't you afraid I'll be too dazzling and dry you? Qing Chu said to Zhou Jin: "Mr. Qian Zhongshu once said: Where there are many chickens and ducks, there will be more dung, and where there are many women, there will be more words." Zhou Jin: "I am longing for it!" "Talking to Xiao Zhang about women's feelings:" Soft is not good, hard is not good, it is difficult to be a woman who is neither soft nor hard. " !" Lei Lei: It's not good to finally meet your father alive. Yang Er: It's not easy. This is the result of my efforts to her. The core of the rainbow is that I am willing to let go and never be immersed in love. ..... Don't spoil your child, push her into reality, and reality will help you educate her. Grandma: You don't love children too much. It is easier to raise a daughter than a pet. Gao Qi is a little depressed (because Qing Chu bought something to see him). He said: Is this the comfort after the blow? Sample: A doctor faces a cruel death all day. Should he have the courage to accept this tragic reality? Gao Qi smiled and said, I didn't do anything either. Sample: So you laugh worse than you cry? ! Sample theory: nowadays, women look for men, and their eyes love to look up. Do you understand? Gao Qi: A little. Sample: My sister is not satisfied because she sees that you are the most one-on-one hit. She must find someone she needs to look up to. Doesn't this mean that there is a gap between men and women is a reasonable match? So it's not your fault that you two are not in contact, it's the fault of the gap! Yu Fang: You want to marry a doctor? Before you decide whether to get married or not, let me analyze it for you. Who does the doctor contact every day Patience! All I hear is pain. After a long time, it will inevitably lead to two results: either inner depression and negative outlook on life; Either be insensitive and don't take the pain seriously. Which of these two husbands do you want? Also, being a doctor is the least romantic profession in the world. You see, playing with people every day, everyone's eyes are skeletons and various organs. I'm completely numb to my body, no matter how good you look, it's all the same in his eyes. Dr. Gao, how did you overcome this psychological obstacle? Gao Qi: We separate our career from our feelings. Yu Fang: Of course, there is another advantage of marrying a doctor. If you want to get sick, you can go to the hospital at any time. Grandma: At present, the concept of success instilled in people by society is too single. What you young people are after is nothing more than making money and becoming famous. Label yourself a success, and so do you. This is a typical result-oriented theory. In fact, not everyone who gets the result is successful, and no result is not a failure. My life experience is that success is hidden in the process, and looking back in the future, the fun is not in the final bump, but the result is a gift to buy things. If you are good, you will earn, if you are not good, you will have nothing. As an agent, you have a keen insight into timely remedy, and bad things turn into good things. You have done a good job. According to my standards, this is called success. Say demo: You see thousands of miles away, your hands are behind your ass, you can't reach what you can see, you can't reach what you can touch, you think too much, you do too little, you are impetuous, understand demo: Then you sleep in the car? Yu Fang: Why? Sample: Then I'll sleep in the car for one night. Yu Fang: I'm still worried about my car. Yu Fang: Going back to Beijing to continue to be a nurse? Qian Xiaoyang: I'm sick. I came all the way to Beijing to wait on patients? Yu Fang: Since you follow your father so much, you might as well change your name. Qian Xiaoyang: What are you trying to say? Yu Fang: There's a KTV in Beijing. Its name is very auspicious. It's called the Cashier. It has been investing a lot of money since its opening. You like making money too much. I'll change it for you. I'm sure I'll be lucky. Qian Xiaoyang: Call the till. Yu Fang: Not so good. It's called-piggy bank. Gao Qi: People live in the world. This body has at least four social attributes. The four roles of oneself, children, husband or wife and parents will be played sooner or later. If each of us can shoulder these four responsibilities and achieve perfection, then you will realize your personal value and indirectly contribute to this society. Gao Qi: That's how people should spend their lives. When he looks back on the past, he will not regret wasting his time, nor will he be ashamed of being mediocre, so that when he dies, he can say that my whole life and all my energy are meaningful and valuable! Gao Qi: We live not only for ourselves, but also for the world. Responsibility is an obligation you must fulfill. If each of us can do our part well, then our society will naturally be * * *. Responsibility means sacrifice, no pain, no relaxation, no pain, no happiness. Comparison between Happiness and Unhappiness (Dialogue between Lipari and her mother Yang Er) Lipari: Family happiness is more important than money. Young: When she is short of money, see if she is happy. Your sister-in-law is just a person who doesn't make progress and doesn't know how to realize self-worth. Unlike me, she is so enterprising. This is the difference between sparrows and swans. Li Buli: I have always felt that menstruation's family is warmer than ours, and the family atmosphere is particularly good. Younger: That's when two birds in their family get together. Unlike our family, I ended up looking for a sparrow after a swan. (Lipari's parents didn't know until after their divorce) Lipari: Is it possible for you to get back together? Li Fook wo Li Mu also replied: No .. Li Mu: It is not a retrogression of history to reply after leaving. Li Fu: It took your mother and I 20 years to prove a mistake. There is no need to prove it again. (Yu Fang locks the door after driving Qian Xiaoyang out. Qian Xiaoyang climbs in through the window and calls his cousin at night. ) demonstration prone on the window: where are you going? Come on up. Chu Qing: Did you get permission from others? Sample: Same as my home. Thunderbolt: So you let us climb the window? Sample: God does not open the door but opens the window. All the same. (Qian Xiaoyang comes out of the window and meets the aunt of the neighborhood committee the next day. She is taken back to the neighborhood committee office and asks Chu Qing for help. ) The sample said to the aunts: My sister is a master of law and works as a lawyer in the most famous office in Beijing. Let her defend me. Qing Chu took out his ID card: This can prove it. Aunt: You can prove it, but you still can't prove her. Sample: What's the matter? Let's do a DNA test. Qing Chu kicked a small example: We are cousins, and DNA can't be tested. Sample: Ah. Our DNA is still different Sample: My name is Qian Xiaoyang. I am small and cute, although I am not atmospheric. Grandma: Don't just watch thieves eat meat, don't watch thieves get beaten. Ambition is a good thing, but in ambition, making money should not be the first. You are only in your early twenties. You have food and shelter at home and no financial pressure. The first step to enter the society is to show off. Don't report if people are willing to give you a stage. When they admit that you are capable, the next step is to give you a chance to play. You just want to make money, and it's no use in the future. Find a job that you can do well and stand firm. The second step is to make money. Yu Fang: Why can't you see farther? Sample: I was farsighted before I met you, and I was nearsighted as soon as I saw you. Thunderbolt boyfriend: What's the worst thing about a person? * * * doesn't like it. Worse than the worst, I want to work all my life! Sample master: sample, this is a sample of rules: is rules a master of obliterating individuality? The rule is to put people in the social scale and scold those who do not meet the standards. If you don't obey the rules, you will be scolded. The workplace will never be a place where you can run at will. You must remember that society can't adapt to you, only you can adapt to this society. Sample: I have money to buy stocks. I'm observing life. See that green one? I'm inside. I'm falling down. Zhou Jin is a blue chip, Qing Chu is a blue chip, Thunder is a potential stock, and I am a junk stock. I feel like a fly lying on the window. I feel that the future is bright, but there is no way out. Sample: But I think I'm not full after eating this piece. Anything else? Qing Chu: I'm not satisfied. This is a state sample: Oh ... I want to eat half full ... The biggest advantage of the sample is that I have the courage to draw a line between myself and mistakes. She and her mistakes are bitter, and they will never be friends or together forever. Chu Qing: Actually, I am easily tempted. I want all the good opportunities and things, but they appear at the wrong time. I finally got it at the right time, so I don't worry. Finally, let good things go bad, why bother? Sample: I want to-get married! It's not a waste of time to think for two days. Have you ever wondered why you got married instead of getting married? Because there is a home to rely on, home is a stop on the way forward, and it is the lubricating oil in running. Without home, I can't go far where I want to go, and no one supports me, so I decided to get married first! Gao Qi: You are too young to talk about personality. You will know in a few years: we are not all one of us. Secularity is the way for most people, and responsibility is an obligation to be fulfilled sooner or later. If everyone does his part, society will naturally * * *. Everyone has a personality, and no one is born to adapt to society. The environment is like a river. We are all stones in the river. At first, we all had different shapes, with horns on our heads and thorns on our bodies. After a long time, we were washed away by drinking water, and the horns and thorns were ground into circles. Sample: We girls like the kind that is a little serious, but not delayed. Chu Qing: It depends on how you understand the word "easy". Some girls can really get a lot of things easily, but they have to cater to them, compromise and be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. I think that will save them too much money. It is better to rely on one's own ability to have food and clothing, eat well and sleep well, which is good for physical and mental health. I think this is easy! -Zhou's conversation when he sent Zhao home after being refused a preferential room. Qing Chu: Girls all pursue stability, but they can't be too stable. There should be a little restlessness in stability, but this restlessness cannot destroy stability. Qing Chu: Everyone wants to leave their parents when they are young. The farther they go, the better. Before you know it, you will fly away and be separated from them by Qianshan. One day you suddenly turn around and find that no matter how far you go, there is always a line connecting you with them. At that time, your parents were old and their legs and feet were no longer neat. So you must turn around and go back to them. Different from the past, you became an adult and they became children. Everyone follows this trajectory, leaving, coming back, separating and getting together again. This is home. After the sample was expelled from the hospital: Second Aunt, why didn't you take me? Second Aunt: Stop, I can't help it! Sample: Why, people always say that you are a virtuous person and don't avoid your relatives ... Second Aunt: Oh, I don't see where you are "virtuous". You are free! Younger: Are you in Cambridge? Thunderbolt: Yes! Yang: Shit, then why did I see you on TV! Thunderbolt: Huh? You saw it all? Yang: You, change the landline quickly. You can use international roaming to make local calls. That's all my money. Don't change, you hurry back to grandma's house! Sample: I summarized the first stage of my life as a gangster in Beijing. Yu Fang: What do you think of me? Sample: two gangsters! The dialogue between Thunderbolt and her mother Thunderbolt: "As a woman, the most important thing is to be feminine, which you don't have." Her mother: "if you say no, there will beno." Different women have different tastes. What is the unified standard? " Thunderbolt: "Not all women are feminine, just like you sell bras, but you wear a small size." Her mother: "What's wrong with wearing a trumpet?" Thunderbolt: "Your femininity, like your breasts, is basically ignored." Yu Fang: He has many advantages, but he is unpopular. I have more shortcomings than advantages, but I just like people! Sample: I didn't see it. Thunderbolt: Farewell to Cambridge, I love the kitchen! Sample: My nursing fee is 3,000 yuan: Then you still eat my sample: Then you still kiss me: These two can even out: Of course, kissing me is so easy. You deserve it! I don't care. I'll eat at your house and live at your house these two days, and I'll give you a kiss. Grandma's money will be counted separately. Younger: create a new sales model and bind underwear with creativity. Where underwear is sold, the educational concept will spread, benefiting parents in China and even the whole world! Chu Qing: Don't worry, I'll let you know when I need you to know. Mom: Did you notice? I'm your mother, and I want to participate in your feelings. Chu Qing: What were you involved in? Are you looking for it or should I? Mom: Look for it, but I have to keep my direction. People say that a child's life is a ship, and we need an experienced helmsman to grasp it. Who's that? Your mother and me! Chu Qing: I'm afraid you will abandon me. Sample: I found a feature. The more I praise you, the better. Gao Qi: Praise is inspiring and hypnotic. Try it if you don't believe me. Sample: But my efforts are not focused. Gao Qi: It's not the point to prepare for the point. Sample: I feel like you are turning your face and praising me. Gao Qi: I didn't even turn the corner. Sample: I know what this means ... what advantages do I have? Gao Qi: Looking for praise, right? Qian Xiaoyang people are very beautiful. Sample: it feels good ... I got you: smart, studious. Sample: quite good. What else is there? (I watched 27 episodes, and the following is the record of yesterday morning:) Xiao Yang said to Yu Fang in prison: No, don't worry about anything. Who am I, the more frustrated, the braver, the indomitable, the super strong Qian Xiaoyang! Gao Qi: Every day, I watch you go to work, do business, run to the hospital, and come home to serve your father. What do you think of yourself as a little superman? Sample: Gao Qi, I just know now that it is harder to live well than to live well. I used to laugh at you for being in a condom, but now I won't. In fact, just like you, I am willing to get into the condom for love and responsibility, so I can carry it on my back, then on my back, and finally turn myself into a big snail with heavy load! Gao Qi: Well, you are familiar with it. Sample: Freedom is precious, but responsibility costs more ... Gao Qi: If it is love, sample: I won't throw anything away! Psychologist: Are there any problems in your life and work recently? You can talk to me about Yang Er: One of the top ten disappointments in life, there is nothing to talk about. Psychologist: At your age, you are the pillar of your family and career, and your mental stress will be great. If you have a bad mood, you must guide and persuade in time, otherwise your heart will easily have problems. Younger: I have been a pillar for 20 years. I'm used to it. Psychologist: So nothing bothers you. Younger: Yes, but I don't want to talk to you. Psychologist: Since you have come to see the psychological clinic, we should try to communicate. Younger: I'm not used to communicating with strangers. I don't know where to start. Besides, I know myself best, and I don't need your help to analyze. Grandma was seriously ill, so Yu Fang came out from prison to visit and married Xiao Yang in the hospital (in exchange for the grass ring made by Gao Qi). When they left, they hugged each other, and Yu Fang said affectionately, I love you, wife! I like this title ... I think you know that I have a chance to live a better life, which in turn can bring you relaxation. You can give up with her and take a step back. Maybe you are closer to happiness. Sometimes love may not bring happiness to the person you love, but letting go can ... mom: there is no such person around you, and mom will do it for you. First, have a heart; Second, strong. When two people live together, it is most sad to be powerless, and it is most irritating to be powerless. It's not easy for both of us! Does this make sense? Lei Lei: Aunt, if God gave you another chance to choose, what kind of husband would you choose? Yang Er: Actually, my strength comes from strong support. I also have a sensitive and fragile heart. When I encounter setbacks, fatigue and sadness, I also long for a strong shoulder to lean on. Alas, it is hard for a strong woman, and it is even harder for a single divorced pregnant strong woman! Only a man with excellent IQ, EQ, experience, career and mind will make me yearn for the return of tired birds. Lei Lei: Failure is success. Damn it, keep trying! Sample: I've been wondering why you can be so persistent in being kind to others without asking for anything in return. Gao Qi: You said you wanted to ask me why I couldn't go back, right? Because I want to understand one thing, love is a wonderful thing. It is not so much a form for two people to get along with each other as a feeling in our hearts, whether it is love, unrequited love or lovelorn love. Although the results vary widely, we have all experienced the taste of love, sweet, sad and painful. What is the form in which we enjoy love? Most people's love stays in the primary stage of possession, so there are so many entanglements, resentments and even mutual injuries. When the purpose of love is not possession, love is no longer related to the person you love, and you can enjoy any form of love. This is the legendary-my love has nothing to do with you. Grandma: Qing Chu, reason and emotion are the biggest problems in my life. It is naive to cover up reason with emotions, and the general reason is empty talk. The sign of maturity is to separate the two. You can look at the problem with sensibility, but you must solve the problem with reason. Grandma: Being an elder can't change the result, so help improve the process. Qing Chu: It would be a pity if you have no feelings at least once in your life! This sentence was praised by my grandmother and said: I am a fan of this sentence. Qing Chu: I don't accept any gifts or gifts, but if you really want to donate money, you can directly transfer the money to the donation account of the Red Cross Foundation, the more the better. If you have to look at the groom's demeanor, you can queue up to buy tickets in the underground garage after work every day. Tickets are not expensive, 10 yuan each, and all income will also be credited to the Red Cross account. Yu Fang: I'm not handsome. I don't have any skills. I can't make much money. I'm in debt and I made mistakes. Will you marry me? Sample: Yes. I am not beautiful, I know a little Beijing opera, I can nurse, I can take shorthand, and I want you to bear a debt for me and make mistakes for me. Will you marry me? Yu Fang: Yes. Li Bohuai: We have been apart for several years, and occasionally we dream about you. Yang Er (shy smile) Li Bohuai (chuckle): This is all a nightmare! Yang Er (glaring) Dad: You used to be too overbearing, too overbearing and too exclusive. Mom: Please, stop it. It's all the same. There's no comparison. Dad thunderbolt: In fact, you are just a knife mouth and a tofu heart. You used to treat me with a knife instead of tofu, but now it's different from the past. Just less knives and more tofu ... Small sample: As long as you have perseverance, the iron pestle is ground into a needle. Yu Fang: It depends on what material we are made of. We are wooden pestles that are ground into toothpicks at most. Ant Theory: Do you know what the happiness of ants is? Y: Yes, a small appetite is not greedy. Sample: we are satisfied, others are not satisfied with a bowl, and we will be happy for half a year if we have a bowl! Jade: Come on, let's go find Mi!