When you are away from home, everything is a cloud.
If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
No matter how many years, I am willing to wait.
Maybe I'm a quiet person.
Let go of unrealistic expectations and fruitless persistence.
I will never be sad again, because I have forgotten how to be sad.
Is it true that with money, there will be no worries and everything, perhaps, at least not those realities?
Always need some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.
I said, I'll come back for you before I leave. I'm not talking about you. Don't flatter yourself.
I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I am not lazy, but I don't like to move; That's all. /that's all/that's all
People can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.
Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money. So don't say how feelings hurt money. ...
I am a man of principle. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.
I love you like a tractor uphill, vigorous!
I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were scratched without sparks.
It's all God. Who has pity on me as a civilian?
No, please leave in a wheelchair.
Let you know what a woman is a tiger.
Where you fell, you cried.
The young man looks like an actor with his face covered. ...
Half a bottle of beer. Let's get drunk.
The end of the world is coming, in fact, I have something to hide from you. I am the legendary Altman!
Don't worry about the arrival of 20xx, because 20xx will be delayed for 20 years.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I have been streaking in too many chefs for more than ten years.
You don't have to say it unless you want to, but what you say is nonsense!
Everything is nothing.
No.65438 +0 Everything is a cloud.
Origin: "Everything is cloud" is a homonym of "Everything is cloud", which means there is nothing worth mentioning. The popularity of this sentence stems from the "Little Dragon" incident that spread all over the network during the National Day. "Little Dragon" shocked all beings with extremely strange words and deeds. The magic of "god horse" and "floating clouds" is that when these two words are combined together, they can form a common sentence pattern, which can be used everywhere and become the mantra of countless netizens.
Sentence: if you work overtime, you work overtime. Don't say anything, it's all a cloud.
Comments: In front of god horse and floating clouds, any words are pale and powerless.
No.2 geili
Origin: During the 20xx World Cup, the word "Geili" began to become a hot word on the Internet because it conformed to the atmosphere of the stadium. Where does the word "geili" come from? It is said that it originated from the Chinese dubbing version of the Japanese comic book Journey to the West-The End of the Journey. At the beginning of the picture, after the master and apprentice arrived in Tianzhu through hardships, they found that Tianzhu only had a small flag with the word "Tianzhu" written on it. Wukong said without complaint, "Is this Tianzhu? Not good, teacher. " The so-called "no force" is far from your expected goal. And "giving force" naturally means being effective, energetic and motivated. 165438+1October 10, which is widely regarded as a sign of "turning positive" in online language, made the front page of People's Daily. Recently, the English word "gelivable" created by "Geili" has also become popular.
Sentence: Brother, you are awesome.
Comments: Strong subtitle group, your translation is becoming more and more unconstrained!
Third, my father is Li Gang.
Source: 10 16 A traffic accident occurred in Baoding, Hebei Province. The second generation of the official who caused the accident shouted: "Tell me if you have the ability, my father is Li Gang!"
This matter quickly became the focus of hot discussion among netizens and the media. "My dad is Li Gang" has also quickly become a popular online word, and a creature named "Gu Gang the Carp" has been derived, which has been fictionalized as aggressive and fierce, and is usually raised by bureaucrats.
Sentence: Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all fathers can be called Li Gang.
Comments: Is this a society with the right of "dad"?
Fourth place envy envy hate.
"Envy, jealousy and hate", a word of five words, contains rich contents-hate comes from jealousy and jealousy comes from envy.
For a person, being jealous is equivalent to getting the most sincere praise from the jealous person, which is a kind of spiritual superiority and pleasure; Envy of others will more or less expose one's inferiority, chagrin, shame and unwillingness, which is undoubtedly a blow to self-confidence. You don't know that your art is imperfect until you know your shame. It is through jealousy that you truly realize that you are inferior to others. It's better to retreat and form a net.
Fifth, you should know
Source: Catherine, you should know. This is a slogan of Caslin. This is Caslin's first public advertisement since he landed in China. As soon as this statement came out, it quickly spread as an online buzzword to describe a person's ignorance. If you say that you don't know Catherine, you will be considered as a laggard of the times.
Sentence: Xiaolong, you should know!
Comments: The world is big and changing fast. Some new things will inevitably be unknown, which requires our efforts, or we will call them out.
No.6 Yali pear
Origin: "Yali pear" is the homonym of "pressure". A gifted scholar in Baidu Post Bar intentionally or unintentionally labeled "pressure" as "pear", which attracted countless people to imitate it. And "Alexander the Great" has gradually become popular.
Sentence: treat "stress" as a pear, chew it and you will win! In the face of life, at least have the courage to "laugh to boiling"!
Comments: Rewriting the word "stress" slightly has actually explained some entertainment features.
Seventh, a very difficult decision
Source:165438+1The 3Q War in early October must still be fresh in many people's minds. This sentence comes from a letter to QQ users issued by Tencent165438+1on the evening of October 3rd. The most classic sentence in the letter is "We made a very difficult decision". Then netizens began to imitate the "QQ style" and became popular on the Internet within a few hours.
Adidas has just made a very difficult decision. Once Nike is detected on the user, clothes and shoes will automatically become perspective clothes.
Comments: Who is more difficult than who?
No.8 acid mud series
Origin: "Garlic is cruel" stems from people's helplessness after the soaring price of garlic, even more expensive than meat and eggs. Netizens invented "you play with beans" according to the comic dialogue of the famous comic dialogue actor Ma, which is another popular expression after "you have malice with garlic". However, after "You Play with Beans", a large number of three-character classics such as Tang Gaozong, Jiang Yourun, You Shang, Ping What, Pigeon meat, etc. are like a pair of toppled dominoes, vividly showing the current situation of the price increase of grain relay and the helplessness and protest of the masses.
Sentence making: same as above.
Comments: How many materials should be named?
No.9 bib (Weibo)
Origin: "Scarf" is the homonym of Weibo. It entered the public eye last year and gradually improved this year. From the dispute between Tang Jun and Fang, to the incident of "My dad is Li Gang" in Hebei, and to the recent live webcast of the Shanghai fire on115, Weibo has shown its convenience and real-time characteristics in several incidents, and is playing an increasingly important role in today's internet life.
Sentence: I'm really embarrassed to say hello without wearing a scarf these days.
Comments: With more and more information and less patience, Weibo appeared at the right time.
No. 10 every object
Origin: "Ordinary Object" is a creative copy designed by advertisers for a clothing brand, which is intended to ridicule the mainstream culture and highlight the brand personality. Unexpectedly, this creative copy with the star effect as a selling point has become a sharp weapon for netizens to ridicule. A large number of posts using this style to spoof stars and virtual characters quickly appeared on the Internet. Degang Guo, Liu Qian, Zhao Benshan, Han Geng and other stars have been recruited, and the advertisements tailored by netizens for them are also full of black humor.
Sentences: Love food, love red, love football, love the World Cup, love the winning and losing divination contest. I am not a legend, I am not a wizard, I am Paul. I don't mind fans eating me. I'm just like you. I am Vanke!
Comments: The whole network is advertising "Ke Fan"!
No. 1 1 is not afraid of a wolf-like opponent, but a pig-like alumnus.
Source: If you use the input method with automatic updating function, you will find that, as one of the most popular "groups" at present, the word "Xi Yisheng (a student who graduated from pacific western university)" has been listed as a common entry. This is a buzzword created by netizens when they exposed Tang Jun's academic fraud. It generally refers to people who have obtained degrees from foreign "prestigious schools" with questionable qualifications, such as Pacific Western University. In the same way, the sentence "I am afraid of my opponents like wolves, but I am afraid of my alumni like pigs" is also highlighted after this incident.
Sentence making: same as above.
Comments: Looking at Clayton of Fang Hung-chien from a distance, Lucy laughed all her life without saying a word.
12 head cover
Origin: When Huang Xiaoming sang the song "OneWorldOneDream", she was teased by netizens because her pronunciation resembled "Nobutall", so she was named as the leader of "Nobutall", and this word has also become one of the hot words on the Internet, in order to ridicule many stars for self-defeating in order to show their uniqueness.
Sentence making: Don't be "too noisy". Speaking English makes people laugh.
Comments: The pronunciation of the leader is really not standard, but you can guarantee that you won't have a "noisy" day. Be kind!
Workplace buzzwords and online hot words
Ant graduates
"Ant tribe", a low-income group of college graduates, represents a typical living condition of young people, especially newcomers who have just graduated from college and entered the society. They are similar to ants: smart, weak and gregarious. According to the survey of Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Wuhan and Xi 'an, the number of "ant tribe" in each city is quite amazing. In 20xx, the ant tribe received extensive attention, and in-depth reports frequently appeared in newspapers.
Escape from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou
In 20xx, some white-collar workers clearly shouted the slogan of "escape from Beishangguang", which spread rapidly among white-collar workers in first-tier cities. In Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, many white-collar workers want to escape, move to second-and third-tier cities or go back to their hometown for development due to many reasons, such as high housing prices, difficult employment and great pressure on survival.
Eraserman
If you find that your keen sense of touch has become dull, and you have lost too much expectation for promotion and salary, the appreciation and encouragement of your boss are always isolated from you, and you are indifferent to the excessive criticism of your colleagues ... Maybe you are one of the rubber people. For example, people who have worked hard for many years and achieved good results begin to rest on their laurels and be complacent; Always do things by experience and don't know how to be flexible. Over time, they have become obsolete products. People who are increasingly indifferent to all aspects of criticism and accusations are still mediocre and muddle along ... There are still many people who may have been in it and gradually moved closer to the role of "rubber man".
Continuous jump
The most thrilling event in 20xx is undoubtedly a series of suicides of "1 1 jump" by front-line employees of Foxconn, the world's largest foundry, within six months. 20xx In the early morning of May 25th, an employee of South China Training Center in Guanlan Park of Foxconn Technology Group fell to his death. This is the 1 1 employee who fell from the building this year, causing 9 deaths and 2 serious injuries. As for the cause of the "1 1 jump" incident, public opinion analysis believes that these workers go to work, get off work and sleep every day-this "pendulum" life squeezes their private time and people become very isolated. Even roommates are "familiar strangers" who can't be named.
Transformation and job-hopping
"Becoming a monk halfway" usually means changing careers halfway, looking for another job and changing jobs. Some people find that they don't like their first choice after working, and some people are tired of changing careers after working for many years. No matter what the reason, people who "become a monk halfway" have commendable courage. They should dare to face many difficulties, give up the existing platform and take risks to start over. Of course, there are winners and losers. A phenomenon that cannot be ignored. In today's workplace, there are more and more people who become monks halfway.
Come on, Lala
The workplace novel Du Lala's Promotion is undoubtedly a hot topic in 20xx, which is praised as "the true epitome of the survival law of foreign companies in the workplace", "the vivid portrayal of fashion life in white-collar cities" and "the successful model of optimism, positive struggle and inspirational progress". Countless white-collar workers pay homage to this vivid career promotion education class. Du Lala's story is actually the story of everyone in our workplace.
It's all spring and autumn, it's all floating clouds.
The depravity of life is not wholesale. The collapse of the human heart is not sudden, but gradual. A dead leaf falling from the cotton tree may mean the end of this big tree's life.
No matter whether the future is good or bad, we should not complain about our life. Some people's lives are wonderful, but more people's lives are full of ordinary little things. If we don't have earth-shattering things to do, then we should be ordinary little people and give ourselves personal happiness.
There is no need to refuse to be dull in life, to be afraid of wind and rain, and to smile a lot, knowing hypocrisy but still smiling; Seeing others is not pleasing to the eye because you are not cultivated enough. At the moment of anger, the IQ is zero, and it returns to normal after one minute. The key to a person's elegance is to control his emotions, and hurting people with his mouth is the stupidest behavior.
The important thing is who accompanied you, watched a blooming sunset with you, and enjoyed a aimless wandering in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Instead of expecting to meet someone, I hope I can attract such a person; Instead of expecting positive energy to warm you every time you are lost, expect yourself to be a positive energy person; It is better to work hard now than to worry about the future.
Every experience in life is writing your own resume. There is a person in everyone's heart, and you don't know if the other person is doing well. Sometimes, what you miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting. Don't talk to everyone, there are only a few close friends, and no one has to be nice to you.
People always change, and feelings will gradually disappear. Please don't be afraid in life, put down your body and mind and do something. In the face of life's troubles and setbacks, the most important thing is to straighten your mind and face everything positively. No matter how hard and tired you are, keep smiling. Smile and your life will be better!
Life is too short to be indifferent. There is no great truth in life. Living is a kind of mood. If you live in a good mood, you don't say you are tired or bitter. Happiness may be reflected in this "not tired" and "not bitter".
No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, life is like a dream and you suddenly look back on everything. Laughing and cursing is life, and flowers bloom and fall is life. People are impermanent, water is impermanent, and after prosperity, they are all floating clouds. Mountain is a journey, and water is a journey. It's spring and autumn, and it's all floating clouds. Eternity is seeing no hope.
Everything is a cloud.
Everything is just a cloud, personality.
First, always empty yourself, everything is a cloud, you can't lose your conscious soul, you can't be too greedy, so as not to waste your troubles, try your best to bear it, you must get through it and let it go.
Second, an era that can accept everything calmly, smile, everything is a cloud.
Third, the second month after quitting smoking, I was very comfortable, my breathing was smoother, and my oxygen intake was significantly improved. In fact, quitting smoking is an inner warning. There is no such thing as quitting smoking! Once in the emergency room of Liuhe Hospital late at night, I saw a patient with myocardial infarction, with three large blood vessels in his heart, two and a half blocked, and his breathing was painful, and his life was in danger at any time. Everything was just a cloud.
Fourth, the world is inherently unfair! Even if you have a skill! If there is no chance, everything is just a cloud! Facing emptiness, loneliness and lovelessness! We can only endure silently! Don't live for your dreams! Because you can only dream in dreams forever! Don't try to change the world, because you don't have that ability at all! If you are not strong enough, no matter how well you do, you will not be recognized by others! The world is so cruel. Just spend your whole life choosing between right and wrong. I'm very tired, don't think too much, wash and sleep!
Five, people in this life, some people envy you, some people hate you, some people envy you, some people look down on you, it doesn't matter, it turns out that everything is just a cloud. Life is like this. Everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. What you can do is not to lose your original nature in order to please others. Stick to our original wishes and remember our mission.
6. I found myself again and lived my own life without being disturbed. Everything else is just a cloud. I come home from work every day to be happy with my family, and I have time to exercise again in the evening, sweating like a pig.
Seven, many things are not as beautiful as you think, you are not as important as you think, and others may not love you as much as you think. Everything is just a cloud. In fact, I hate myself, sensitive, and defend my cheap self-esteem to the death. If you really hate me, just say it bravely and I'll leave.
Eight, the family is safe and healthy. Most importantly, the others are Xiaoyuwan Bay. See you next time.
Nine, nothing can not be let go, all fame and fortune, all pursuit, are floating clouds. The most important thing in this world is those simple five words: being with you.
10. Everything you said is just a cloud. How far is forever? When the flowers bloom, or when the flowers fall, they are strangers. The hand you shook, but you can't hold it forever. I'm sorry, how failed I am. I love you. Parting, you are no longer the protagonist in my story, and I am no longer the concern in your heart. Origin, the horizon is close at hand. Fate is over, so far away.
Xi Xi, study hard and study wholeheartedly, everything is just a cloud, and there is a bright future. Now everything is too empty, as promised.
Twelve, come out for a walk, the mood will be much better. People think there are a lot of troubles, but in front of nature, everything is just a cloud.
Thirteen, dull pain, a little worried, everything is floating clouds, health is the most important.
Fourteen, don't blame others at will, and don't blame the sky. Life is a bit rough, don't let those useless things outside, next to your feelings! Life is like a dream, everything is floating clouds, melancholy or happiness are just seasonings of life. No one is really carefree all his life. Many times, smiling is really not because of happiness, just like it rains every time I open an umbrella.
Fifteen, always look down on everything after experiencing something, as if everything is a cloud!
16. I really want to find a temple to become a monk and recite scriptures to calm my mind. Everything is a cloud.
Seventeen, watching "The Story of the Emergency Room", I suddenly feel that it's no big deal except life ~ In front of life, everything is really a cloud.
At the age of eighteen, I bought a new keyboard and a new book. I studied hard and made progress every day. Everything was just a cloud.