Ke Bai: Unexpectedly, la la la la la la. Narrator: This episode is sponsored by mongolia navy. "Our journey is the sea of stars!" Subtitles are single because they don't understand the true meaning of leek buns. People who are too capable are as unemployed as I am. My mother said that the person who can get a good hand is the winner in life. Liu Bei hurt his son because Liu Chan looks like Zhang Fei. People who are not in love will be too bored to read the subtitles (Wang Dachui: My name is Wang Dachui. Today is my interview day. I will definitely get this position! ) ps: Next to me, a wretched man is digging his nose excrement (Wang Dachui: Suspended Spring, so fat, comes to argue with me, which is suicide. ) beautiful girl: (brings a cup of coffee to the wretched man) Ouba ~ ~? Work hard, what? Come for an interview later. Oh! Wretched man: What? (Wang Dachui: Hehe. (In the manager's office, Wang Dachui hands the resume to the manager) Manager: What's your major? Wang Dachui: Does this attitude look down on me? I really want to tell you loudly who I am. Wang Dachui: I am the first-class scholarship winner of financial management major at Harvard University. Manager: (shocked) I knelt down. (Wang Dachui: But what I actually said is-) Wang Dachui: I'm a student majoring in walking tractors in Lan Xiang Tractor Technology College. Manager: (He looks casual and his mouth is crooked) (Wang Dachui: This look seems casual, but it must imply something. (The manager turns over the book with an orchid finger) (Wang Dachui: This sad orchid finger is really unusual. It must be a clue. Wang Dachui looked around and found a pile of scraps of paper on the ground. Wang Dachui: I see. Fortunately, I am meticulous. How can you sweep the world without sweeping a room? This is exactly the details of testing employees to see how I can deal with it easily. It won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai and reach the peak of my life. I'm still a little excited to think about it. The manager is still indifferent. Wang Dachui: Why hasn't he shown his love for me? Is there another mystery? Wang Dachui looked at the manager's nose. Wang Dachui: You don't want me to cut his nose, do you? This is disgusting. Wang Dachui: Come on, manager, relax. This nose hair is quite naughty. Wang Dachui: No, of course not. Maybe this is a symbol of his noble status. Wang Dachui looked at the manager's unzipped crotch. Wang Dachui: I'll go! I didn't think this was the ultimate test. Quite tricky. If I go straight up and help him pull it up) Picture: Wang Dachui: I'll help you with the zipper, manager. Wang Dachui: He misunderstood me. What if a straight man falls in love with me? Wang Dachui: Manager, your zipper is open! Manager: Huh? ! (Many people swarmed to take pictures, and the manager covered his crotch with embarrassment) (Wang Dachui: Won't it embarrass the manager? Fortunately, I am smart enough! Wang Dachui repeatedly zipped his pants at the manager. Wang Dachui: Even a fool with an IQ of only five should understand that I am reminding him that his zipper is not zipped properly? Hey, why doesn't he look at me? Are you afraid that my ecstasy will blind his dog's eyes? Wang Dachui's crotch began to smoke. Wang Dachui: Holy cow! It is smoking, but look at me and say. (Outside the toilet) (Wang Dachui: My name is Wang Dachui. Unexpectedly, I finally got the job. This must be the ultimate test for me. It won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai and reach the peak of my life. I'm still a little excited to think about it. (At this moment, the manager comes out, and Wang Dachui zips up the manager. ) Wang Dachui: Your zipper is up. Wang Dachui: Alas, the manager's love for me is really hidden. )

Liu Bei's second episode (the second half)

Ke Bai: Unexpectedly, la la la la la la. Wang Dachui: My name is Wang Dachui. Although my father is Liu Bei, the king of a country, he throws me over every time he meets a problem. ) Liu Bei: For you, Zhao Yun almost died. You sing the door star! Liu Bei: For you, Zhuge Liang was killed by ice and fire. You sing the door star! Liu Bei: For you, Zhang Fei received a huge sword, and you sang "Door Star"! Wang Dachui: I don't know what these things have to do with me or how I survived. (Wang Dachui and Liu Bei sit opposite each other) Wang Dachui: Father, please make sure that I am your own. Liu Bei: Silly boy, of course you are the crystallization of your mother's love with me. At that time, your mother's face was like a peach blossom, and her chest was sultry ... Wang Dachui: Father, I don't need to describe the details of that night, I know. (Liu Bei still looks at Wang Dachui calmly) Wang Dachui: Since I am your own son, why do you always throw me around? Liu Bei: You don't know. I threw you to buy people's hearts. Wang Dachui: Is Father Nima sick? Who is so retarded that he can be bought off? Wang Dachui: Dad, I think you should be innovative. For example, change the form or something ... Messenger: Report! General Guan defeated Maicheng! Liu Bei: For you, you hurt one of my generals! (Throwing) (Wang Dachui sits opposite Liu Bei) Wang Dachui: Dad, are you listening to me? This is disrespectful to me. Liu Bei: Really? What did you just say? (There is a silence) Wang Dachui: (Excitedly) Dad! If you dump me again, I'll break up with you! Liu Bei: But if I don't vote for you, I always feel that I don't pay enough attention to other generals, for fear that they will say emotionally. Wang Dachui: You don't think about my feelings at all? I'm sure it's not mine. ) Wang Dachui: Dad, actually, this has no effect of buying people's hearts. Liu Bei: (thoughtfully) Huh? Is it? (Wang Dachui: It seems that it has finally worked. I don't know how I became emperor with my father's IQ. ) Messenger: Report! Luma died in childbirth! Liu Bei: Luma died in childbirth for you! Wang Dachui: Ah! Hmm! Ah! Wang Dachui: What does dystocia have to do with me? ! (Wang Dachui sits opposite Liu Bei) Wang Dachui: Dad, what do you want? Liu Bei: Actually, once there is bad news, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the action of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided! Wang Dachui: Are you kidding? How can there be such a rule? Messenger: Report! Cao Jun is in the lead! Liu Bei: (naturally, I stumbled and found something was wrong) huh? Wang Dachui: Now I'm going to fall myself. Should it be ok now? (Because of the laws of nature, Wang Dachui was sucked into Liu Bei's arms) Liu Bei: For you, the evil Cao Jun is coming! Alas, the laws of nature are really immutable! Wang Dachui: My name is Wang Dachui. Unexpectedly, I broke the laws of nature, and my father will never fall on me again. ) Liu Bei: I really won't throw you again, I swear! Wang Dachui: Great, my father finally changed his mind. ) Liu Bei: Hammer, wake up! Wake up, sledgehammer, I swear ... (Wang Dachui: So I've been killed by a fall. What a life without dignity. ) Liu Bei: Wake up, sledgehammer! Wang Dachui: Dad, you are a disgrace! )