Celebrities are celebrities because they have something extraordinary. The following is a collection of "Ten Short Stories of Modern Celebrities" for your reference, hoping to help friends in need!
Liang Shiqiu's Speech Liang Shiqiu, a famous writer, is good at speaking. His speech was unique and left a deep impression on people. Serina Liu, then president, often invited famous people to give lectures when he was teaching at Normal University. Once, the speaker was late for some reason, and the teachers and students present were impatient. So Serina Liu invited Liang Shiqiu to speak a few words to the students. Liang Shiqiu didn't want to play this role, but the principal ordered him to say slowly with a helpless expression: "In the past, before the main play was staged, he often found a second-rate or third-rate role, jumped on the stage and added officials to give the protagonist in the background enough time to prepare." I am now ordered to jump out and increase my official position. The unusual words caused the whole audience to burst into laughter, which dispelled the unhappiness of teachers and students.
Analysis: Humor becomes meaningless if it becomes a cliche; And correct humor is the flash of wisdom, which has the power to turn decay into magic.
Qu Qiubai's Humor In the early 1920s, Zheng Zhenduo got married in Shanghai, and the bride was Gao Junzhen, the daughter of Gao, a veteran of the Commercial Press. The wedding adopted the most fashionable "civilized wedding" ceremony at that time. According to etiquette, both parents of the married person must affix their personal seals on the marriage certificate to show their loyalty. The day before the wedding, Zheng Zhenduo remembered that her mother had not printed the letter, so she wrote to Qu Qiubai to handle it for a rainy day. On the same day, I received a reply from Qu Qiubai, but there was no stationery, only a piece of "Autumn White Seal Engraving", which read: "Lithography is two yuan per word, and you can get it once a week. Time-limited dispatch, double embellishment. The side section is almost two yuan, not counting words. Tooth seal, crystal seal and bronze seal are discussed separately. " When Zheng Zhenduo saw it, he thought it was an excuse that Qu Qiubai was too busy to carve, so he made others worry. The next morning, when the wedding was about to begin, someone sent a red wedding gift package, which read: "Mr. Jindo and Ms. Junzhen got married and gave 50 yuan as a gift. Qu Qiubai. " There is no cash or gift certificate in the wedding bag, only a tripartite Shi Tian seal. One party is Mrs. Zheng's; The rest are the bride and groom. Mrs. Zheng's single chapter is slightly larger, the bride and groom are combined into a pair, and the word "Changle" is engraved on the side to congratulate the newcomer Changle Yongkang and grow old together. Zheng Zhenduo and Gao Junzhen are both from Changle County, Fujian Province, and their meanings are both puns. The three chapters are exquisite and elegant, and the master understands the truth of the book "fifty yuan a gift" after enjoying the play. The original three chapters are engraved with the word 12, and the embellishment should be 24 yuan; Double dispatch is 48 yuan; Border currency 2 yuan, hence the name "50 yuan as a gift". Qu Qiubai's unexpected joy added a special festive atmosphere to Gao Zheng's wedding, which became a much-told story for a while.
Analysis: Very talented and humorous; Great humorists are also great geniuses. It's a good story to be so talented.
Lin Yutang invited students to eat longevity fruit in class. Lin Yutang once taught English at Soochow University Law School. Once, on the first day of school, the bell rang for a long time, but he didn't come, and the students were looking forward to it. Mr. Lin finally came. He has a leather bag. The bag is bulging and ready to burst. The students think that Mr. Lin has brought a package of information about the lecture. Maybe he was late looking for information. Who knows, after he boarded the podium, he unhurriedly opened the bag and saw that it was full of peanuts with shells.
He distributed peanuts to the students, but the students were afraid to eat them. They just looked at him and wondered what medicine he was selling. Mr. Lin began to give a lecture on how to eat peanuts. He said: "If you eat peanuts, you must eat them with shells. All the taste and fun are in the shell. The stronger the shell, the better the peanuts. " At this point, he changed the subject and said, "Peanut is also called longevity fruit. Gentlemen, please eat my longevity fruit on your first day of class. May you live forever! No roll call in class in the future. I hope you eat longevity fruit and have a long temper. I am very lucky not to play truant. "
Analysis: language master Lin Yutang. Humorous and humorous, listening to his conversation, such as the spring breeze, benefited a lot.
Ji Hongchang I am from China1931September 2 1 day. General Ji Hongchang, who was determined to resist Japan, was forced out of the country by Chiang Kai-shek to "inspect the industry". When the ship arrived in the United States, Ji Hongchang was stimulated by one emergency after another. For example, the first-class hotels there don't accept China people, but worship Japanese people. On one occasion, Ji Hongchang wanted to send clothes to China, but the post office clerk said he didn't know China. The accompanying person said to Ji Hongchang, "You can get courtesy if you say you are Japanese." Ji Hongchang immediately angered: "You think China people are humiliated, but I think China people are glorious!" In order to protest against imperialism's discrimination against the people of China and safeguard national dignity, he found a wooden sign and wrote on it in English: "I'm from China!"
1932, Ji Hongchang returned to China and led the anti-Japanese allied forces to fight inside and outside the Great Wall, which dealt a heavy blow to the Japanese army. Unfortunately, I was trapped by the enemy. Before he died, he wrote a righteous poem: "I hate it if I don't resist Japan, and I am ashamed today." The country is still broken, why should I cherish this head? "
Analysis: "I'm from China", with a thunderbolt and a clank, scared off many people and woke up many people. Don't be ashamed of being weak, and don't run away because of national destruction, which not only protects the dignity of the motherland, but also protects the dignity of individuals.
Liu Hulan's Great Life and Glorious Death and Liu Hulan's Great Life and Glorious Death.
Liu Hulan, a 10-year-old girl who participated in the Anti-Japanese Youth League, and a 14-year-old girl who participated in * * * *. During the war of liberation, he was arrested in a remote mountain village while covering the transfer of revolutionary comrades. She was indomitable and calm and gave in to the enemy.
Hay cutter, heroic sacrifice, only 15. Mao Zedong wrote an inscription for her, "Live great and die glorious".
Analysis: Women have always been synonymous with the weak, but who dares to say that Liu Hulan is weak? Because of the ideal, the weak body is also full of infinite courage.
Sun Yat-sen's lofty belief, the great revolutionary forerunner, Dr. Sun Yat-sen, has struggled for the independence and prosperity of China for 40 years. He has no property of his own, only books, clothes and a small house donated to him by overseas Chinese. What is the driving force of his revolutionary life? It is the lofty belief of "conforming to the world trend and meeting the needs of the crowd".
Analysis: Sun Yat-sen's insistence on revolution lies in his lofty belief, that is, "the needs of the masses". Faith is like a mountain, and its height is very high.
Hua, a famous mathematician who decided to return to China, was highly valued in American academic circles in his early years. Someone wanted to sign a contract with him, leave him in the United States and give him generous treatment, but when he learned the news of the establishment of New China, he immediately decided to return to China. When passing through Hong Kong, he published an open letter to students studying in the United States, enthusiastically appealing to them: "For the sake of the country and the nation, we should go back!"
Analysis: "Wealth can't be lewd", and no matter how rich the material is, it can't stop patriots from returning to the motherland.
Chen Duxiu expressed his feelings in court. 1932, Chen Duxiu was arrested and became a sensational news in Shanghai. Before the trial, Chen Duxiu wrote a 1,000-word "complaint" as a means of confronting the National Government. He pointed out: "The ultimate goal of * * is naturally to realize a free society without exploitation and class, in which everyone" does what he can and gets what he needs. " He exposed the reactionary and decadent rule of the national government and criticized the oppression of China by imperialist powers, saying that as long as there is breath, we can't bear to see the people of the whole country clamoring for foreign imperialism and domestic tyrants instead of fighting for them.
Analysis: From Chen Duxiu's Anti-Talk, we can see a kind of patriotism that is loyal to the national liberation and prosperity.
One success is enough.
The following is a person's life resume: at the age of 5, his father died; /kloc-dropped out of school at the age of 0/4 and began to wander; 16 years old lied about his age and joined the army, and his military life was unsatisfactory everywhere; /kloc-when he was 0/8 years old, he married a daughter-in-law, but only a few months later, the daughter-in-law sold all his property and fled back to her family. He studied law by correspondence, but soon gave up; Later, he sold insurance, tires, ferries and gas stations, but all failed.
In middle age, he worked as a chef and bottle washer in a restaurant, but the restaurant was demolished because the government built roads, and he lost his job. Time flies, and after a lifetime, he still has nothing. At the age of 65, the postman sent him the first social insurance check, and he started his new career with this 105 insurance money. At the age of 88, his career finally achieved great success.
He is the founder of KFC-Harland Sanders! Analysis: you have been pursuing it all your life, and you will succeed as long as you have one chance; If you give up your pursuit, no matter how many opportunities you have, you won't succeed.
Li Ka-shing went to see his teacher himself. Li Ka-shing, a famous Hong Kong plastic dealer and real estate tycoon, often donates money for education. On one occasion, he invited a group of teachers from Shantou University to Hong Kong to meet him at the station in person. Just then, he was told that an official from the Ministry of Foreign Trade and Economic Cooperation had come to Hong Kong to discuss business with him and invited him to meet him. After consideration, Mr. Li Ka-shing arranged for someone else to pick up the officials of the Ministry of Economic Relations and Trade, but he went to the railway station himself. As the train was late, he waited at the station for more than an hour. The teacher of Shantou University said with emotion, "This incident has made us more deeply realize Mr. Li Ka-shing's sincerity in education. He can lay down his life for education, and we must work hard. "
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