Fan Wei: Do you think we should speak Chinese or English?

Ge You: You decide which is the best.

Fan Wei: Then speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you ...

(2)

Ge You: Aren't you making trouble? I advertised for marriage.

Feng: Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk.

Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I am not gay. Are you ... ...

Feng: I am. How do you know you are not? I thought I wasn't, but later I realized I was afraid to face it.

(3)

Ge You: Do you want to plug the door backwards? How to get to your house?

Luo Haiqiong (Miao girl): First, fly to Kunming, then take a long-distance bus to Mengzi for one day, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a tractor for one day, and then a bullock cart will arrive at our home for one day.

Ge You: If we are not good, can we get a divorce?

Luo Haiqiong: My brother will break your leg.

(4)

Ge You: Like a sick child, aren't you worried about the quality of your marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's like a wolf.

Che Xiao: Do you think the foundation of love is sex? No. Why? You can still grow old together, of course, I mean not at all, but not too often.

Ge You: How long do you think it is infrequent?

Che Xiao: (stretching out a finger)

Ge You: Once a month?

Che Xiao: My dream, once a year.

(5)

Bidai Sulan: Didn't you say you didn't care if the child was your own?

Ge You: I agree with orphans. Both parents are another matter. It is not appropriate to stick the Mercedes logo on the front of BMW. Something went wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts didn't match, and BMW didn't care to repair them. What should I do? "

Ge You: In the matter of getting married and having children, I'd better be self-reliant and not accept foreign aid!

(6)

Ge You: Why am I so unlucky? Anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either selling cemeteries, being indifferent or having ulterior motives. Why is it so difficult to find a girl without a history of mental illness?

(7)

Ge You: What's wrong with finding a fairy? What's wrong with genetically modifying our old Qin family? Do you still have to find an ugly person who wants to escape from prison every day?

(8)

Ge You: You are not pleasing to the eye. You are a fairy. It is said that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but you are in the eye of the enemy.

(9)

Ge You disguised himself as a bear to find Shu Qi lying on the grass.

Ge You: You are so beautiful. It's a pity to eat it. Why don't you keep it for a bear?

( 10)

Ge You repented for four hours, and the priest couldn't stand it.

Father: Our church is too small for his big sin. There is a bigger church in front of it.

Of course, there is Xiaogang Feng's monologue: 2 1 what is the most expensive and harmonious in the century!