Guo: I'm glad to be back in Peking University. I'm from Peking University, and I'm from Daxing.

Xu (singing): Do you remember the diary you wrote yesterday tomorrow?

Guo: Here comes the trouble.

Xu (singing): Will you miss the one who cried the most tomorrow?

Guo: I was very fragile when I was a child.

Xu (singing): The teachers can't remember which one of you cried the most.

Guo: I love to cry.

Xu (singing): It was only by chance that I looked through the photos of my deskmate that I remembered you.

Guo: Sit together.

Xu (singing): Who married the sentimental you?

Guo: I can't stand the surprise at first sight.

Xu (singing): Who read your diary?

Guo: I'll tell him to read the diary.

Xu (singing): Who rolled up your long hair?

Guo: You can't be a singer like this.

Xu (singing): Who made your wedding dress?

Guo: I bought it myself.

Xu: University life has passed like this.

Guo: Everyone will graduate one day.

Xu: You left too.

Guo: I stay away from crazy people.

Xu: I miss the feeling of your hair brushing my chest.

Guo: I will stab you to death.

Xu: I miss you so much that I can recite your kindness in the empty campus.

Guo: With your small physique.

X: I want to tell you more.

Guo: Say

X: I love you.

Guo: Brokeback Mountain?

X: I want to kiss you one last time.

Guo: Bring me a basin. I want to throw up.

X: What are you doing?

Guo: You are disgusting.

X: What I am doing is going back to a period of time.

Guo: Ah.

Xu: Make a memorial for youth.

Guo: Commemoration, the word sounds quite open. What do you admire?

Xu: My college life.

Guo: I went to college.

Xu: In memory of my regretless love in youth.

Guo: Talking is like reading a poem.

X: It's my first time to walk into a university campus.

Guo: I won't be allowed in.

X: That's me reporting for duty.

K: Oh, the first day.

Xu: I walked on the main road of the university campus for the first time, and I was very excited when I saw the banner coming towards me.

Guo: Oh.

X: I'm shaking with excitement.

Guo: It says welcome to new students?

X: Carry out rodent control campaign.

Guo: That's right. This is called putting righteousness above family interests.

Xu: You are a mouse.

Guo: This word doesn't sound close.

Xu: So my college life began.

K: Take your time.

Xu: When I was a freshman, I only had one idea.

Guo: Why?

X: Study.

Guo: Just attending classes.

X: My study is influenced by the boss of our dormitory.

Guo: Oh, the boss likes school very much?

Xu: Concentrate on academics.

Guo: There are still many good students.

X: I like studying very much.

Guo: This result is good.

Xu: So much so that his life is completely academic.

K: That would be great.

Xu: Once my eyes were bad, I went to the head hospital to see a doctor: doctor, my eyes, this light is projected on the object and then reflected on mine.

When the pupil is above, it always produces an equivalent image next to the object's body.

Guo: It's quite complicated.

Xu: And this image is not divorced from this ontology.

K: OK.

X: There is a cross phenomenon.

Guo: Hmm.

Xu: The doctor thought for a long time: Do you regard things as ghosts? Right, right, right, right.

Guo: If I were a doctor, I would call.

X: Doctors have strong generalization ability.

Guo: This is called generalization ability. That's what people in China say.

X: I am influenced by the boss of our dormitory.

Guo: I didn't know you sounded like him.

X: I am easy to learn.

Guo: Right, right, right.

X: I study in the morning, study in the afternoon, study at night, eat, sleep and dream.

Guo: Hey, look at him. This is a good result.

X: Not so good. Unfortunately, my interest shifted in my sophomore year.

Guo: Huh? When I was a sophomore, my interest shifted. What do you like?

X: Then freshman will be senior three.

Guo: Right, right.

Xu: Who else is eager to learn when he is a sophomore?

Guo: Oh, tell me about it. I haven't been to school either.

X: I like sports.

Guo: Hey, I'm in good health.

X: This is influenced by the second child in our dormitory.

Guo: The boss is his brother.

X: Hmm!

Guo: It's not easy for two brothers to run together.

X: He is from Beijing.

Guo: Oh.

X: Beijingers live on Ping 'an Street.

Guo: I know.

Xu: Do you know Beijing No.4 Middle School?

Guo: I know.

X: It's opposite the playground of Beijing No.4 Middle School.

Guo: I bought popsicles to eat at that door.

X: I live there.

K: OK.

Xu: He goes back to watch football every weekend.

Guo: Hmm.

Xu: He is a football fan. We are all fans in the room.

Guo: That's right.

But there is no TV in our dormitory.

Guo: Oh! Life in this dormitory is a bit bitter.

Xu: As soon as he came back, he told us about the ball, which made us greedy and uncomfortable.

Guo: That's right.

X: When I went back that day, I found him sitting in the dormitory, sitting with a big knife.

Guo: What?

Xu: I'm just saying: Oh, that central defender is great. He buttoned his left foot and turned his right foot, even passing two strikers!

Guo: Look.

Xu: Swish a kick to the midfield.

Guo: Hmm.

Xu: As soon as I heard it, what kind of ball is this? Serie a?

Guo: No.

X: Premier League?

Guo: Not necessarily.

X: There was no ball yesterday.

Guo: Just say it.

X: Listen quickly.

Guo: I heard that.

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The cast of my college life:

Degang Guo 1

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin, 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a film and television drama actor and a TV talk show host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master. In the meantime, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and went to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society. Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk.

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People.

In 2009, he participated in the film "The Founding of the People's Republic of China". 20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times.

20 12 starred in the movie "Cars on the Road" and won the 7th Huading Award "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the China Award for Best Quyi Actor.

In 20 13, he first boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in China. Hosting the Guo program of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 14 starred in the movie "the liar"; In the same year, he participated in the suspense movie "Mystery". Stay in the second season as the mentor of I am a comedian.

20 15 Degang Guo directed and starred in the film I want happiness. In the same year, I hosted the program around you.

The opening ceremony of "20th Anniversary of Deyun Society" was held in 20 16, and the global crosstalk tour was launched. 2065 438+06-2065 438+09 served as the comedy observer of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV for four times.

20 17 12.29, Degang Guo's first talk show network variety show "Yiguohui" is broadcast exclusively on watermelon video and today's headline platform at 8: 00 every Friday night.

On February 6th, 20 18, the comedy film Nineteen Generations of Ancestors directed by Degang Guo was released, which won 1 100 million box office.

2. Xu Deliang

Crosstalk actor, who studied Peking Opera before 65,438+00, immediately joined the Xiaohua Art Troupe in Chongwen District, Beijing, and studied under the crosstalk actors such as Zang Hong, Zhao Liang, Zhang Shanzeng, Ding, Ma and Liu Shujiang, and won the first prize of cross talk in Chongwen District Art Festival.

Cooperation with Wang Wenlin in the Spring Festival of 2006. 1997 enrolled, 200 1 graduated from Chinese Department of Peking University.

From June 5th to February, 2004, I studied under Zhang, a famous octagonal drum player.

In June, 2006, Xu Deliang Peking University Family Concert was held in Peking University Centennial Lecture Hall, and a cross talk "My College Life" was created.

June, 2006165438+1October composed and performed cross talk with famous football commentators Huang Jianxiang and Dong Lu.

In 2009, Haidian Crosstalk Society was established. 20 10 co-founded the starry night crosstalk club with He. ?

Selected cross talk of Xu Deliang Wang Wenlin was published on 20 1 1. Xu Deliang is an actor with a bachelor's degree from Peking University. He staged many rare traditional cross talks, such as Four Books, Zhu Fuzi, Wen Zhaoguan, The Hall of Headlights, Luo Cheng's The Story of Desing Xin and Animals.