Mu Fei, 19 years old, male, unmarried. Born in June 1987, the specific coordinates are 197.5 degrees north latitude and 36.55 degrees east longitude. Place of birth: hospital

The first thing I did after I was born-crying, why, because as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw two people laughing and laughing there, thinking, who have I offended and laughed at me? 1987 On the full moon in February, many people came to celebrate my birthday and gave me red envelopes. At that time, I was young, greedy and lustful-red, of course. When I opened it, I was dizzy. Only 10 yuan. I am very unhappy: you are so few, you think I am a three-year-old child (as if I were only three years old) 1988 1, my first birthday, my best friend Phillips came to dinner (sick sentence). I was so warm that I gave her my favorite Transformers. As a result, she ran away, and I was extremely sad. My first love failed before it started, I think. In the first month of 199 1, I went to the nursery for further study. After receiving the notice from the education department, I was ecstatic. My aunt in kindergarten called me a concubine. I said, can you call me Gefei? She vomited wildly! In the third month, I established Mufei Kindergarten Group, and I was the CEO who actually controlled all the shares in the kindergarten. The next month, I was forced to step down because of the "diaper scandal" and the company declared bankruptcy. The first job in my life was declared failure and disappointment!

1September, 994, I entered the paradise on earth-primary school. On the first day, the teacher intended to let the class cadres speak on the podium. I went up without hesitation. When I said my name was Mufei, everyone laughed. I want to wait for me to be the monitor. After getting off the stage, a girl with a sweet smile rushed to the podium amid the laughter of several boys. She said, my name is Swallow ... I think of the Bird's Nest under my roof. 1997 in my fourth grade, Hongkong returned to China. As the most attractive and potential member of the Tourism Commission, I made a speech. I said that Hong Kong is our son, and it was taken away before weaning. Now he's back. What a good son! We die with our eyes closed I am very pleased to see the headmaster and the head teacher bleeding from seven holes touched by me. However, I know nothing about Hong Kong except that Hong Kong's feet stink! 1999 after graduating from primary school, it is blue every day, as blue as the sky. I remembered one of the countless bad words I said in the past six years-it's sunny today, and white clouds are floating in the blue sky of Wan Li. Today has passed and I am an adult. Adults should do something adult, so I wiped it all morning. Who invented mahjong, dragged it out and buried it alive? I made a bet. I am a bad boy. I think my heart was empty and I didn't sleep well that night. I thought, how can he paste me with his 20 thousand?

In 2000, I entered the "Juren" training center to study. Looking at the pious eyes of my classmates, I thought of my dog, Huang, who is so good. My deskmate is a talented woman named Xiao Juan. I remembered that I had the courage to speak in the first grade, but I still lost to the swallow. The girls' names here are all related to animals. Is that what my mother said about maternal beauty? Xiao Juan wrote many poems. Every time I become a judge, sometimes, I think her writing is so bad. For example, God, the sun came out before dawn … Sweat! In 2003, I was confirmed as a suspected "suspected case". Although the suspected case is not a suspected case, I am already a suspected case. If I'm more suspicious, it's really a suspected case. When I meet people, I say: I am sick, and I don't know that others are not afraid. Instead, I said, you are really sick, so I doubt it. There are more and more people who are not afraid of death these days.

After graduating from junior high school, I embarked on the "no return", which is a bit ridiculous. I only bought a pair of socks in Hong Kong, chewed watermelons under the Yangtze River Bridge in Wuhan, ate ice cream at Sun Yat-sen University in Guangzhou, bought a bottle of coke at Dongguan supermarket and watched the romance of the Three Kingdoms all morning. I buried my feet in the bunker in Zhangmutou and ran when the tide came ... How I wanted to realize my little wish!

In September, 2003, I studied in the top school of Jintang, "No.1 Middle School". At the opening ceremony, the headmaster plausibly said: It's sunny today, and white clouds are floating in the blue sky of Wan Li ... Oh, I suddenly miss reading when I was a child, and there is that disgusting remark. I joined the school literature club and gave a speech that day, so I thought I had made so many speeches in my life and I became an expert. I said: although I am only ignorant, I am rich in knowledge; Although the appearance is not amazing, it looks good ... I saw the class teacher leave blood in the seven holes again, and I said, well done, the man has blood and no tears! The teacher almost died. High school days are boring except boring, so boring that I touch the mirror in class to see if my eyelashes are long. "Zhou Mufei, get up and answer this question." I feel embarrassed. Why did I put off the word "Zhou" for so long? But after I remembered the idiom "Zhou Wei", I suddenly felt that what he said was very reasonable. He asked me to answer the next sentence. He said "deep sorrow and hidden lament", but I didn't answer. He asked: Why can't you answer? I said: because silence is better than sound! He's crazy and depressed. I think the teachers here are very violent. Math teachers are crazy about pi, and English teachers are crazy about Taurus Dictionary. Revision 2007 >> reckless, Chinese teachers hold & gt boring back, as if there were so many reference books distributed to students, free of charge. The biggest pastime of high school students may be eating and sleeping, and some of them simply feel too extravagant. Parents want their children to be dragons and their daughters to be phoenixes. I wonder if they will really become dragons and phoenixes one day.

In the blink of an eye, when the grass grows "flying" in the second year of high school, apart from missing my princess, perhaps the greatest entertainment is to watch the teacher in class from another angle. I think the Chinese teacher is particularly easy to bully, and I especially like to challenge him in Chinese class! I thought of going out for an outing in my second grade. The teacher asked: How to judge the wind direction? Who showed it to you? I rushed out without hesitation, picked up a stone and threw it into the sky. "Ah, teacher, it's the wind blowing up and down." I saw the teacher's eyes turn white.

In the second phase of 2005, I entered the "Devil Training Camp for College Entrance Examination". What impressed me most during this period was the faces of my classmates. The first day is yellow-normal; The next day, Hong-probably stayed up all night; On the third day, it was green. When the classroom is full of traffic lights, I will definitely drag Saner to the intersection and save a lot of money for the transportation department.

In 2006, this year, when I was 19 years old, when I was 18 years old last year, when I was 17 years old the year before last, and when I was breastfeeding before 18, I felt a lot. For this reason, my sister made an exclusive interview with me: Brother Mu Fei, the college entrance examination. "I said," nervous, just like a girl getting pregnant for the first time. " "What's your plan?" "Give birth to the child! "I said, my sister is bleeding like crazy! During the college entrance examination, the doctor told me to take off my pants. I blushed and asked her what she wanted. She said something, and my face immediately pulled down. She said, I'll slap you for your mother ... Now my resume is written in a mess, and my heart is so naughty.

Mom said: every day is better, and you will smile on a bright day. I think what my mother said is really good. She deserves to be Mufei's mother. Growth needs a little wind and rain, some tempering, and some unforgettable memories. ...

Introduce yourself 2:

I am a man, but I am not a woman. XX years old, XX meters high-wearing shoes, temporarily unmarried. The key undergraduate course-not accepted, ordinary undergraduate course-is a little short, so we can only mix a specialty. However, my performance is still brilliant-I was a monitor in primary school and now I am a white-collar worker-I wear a white shirt and work in a multinational company-I clean the table in a chicken, but the salary is not bad-I can get a full 800 yuan if I don't arrive late or leave early). I have a house-I have to pay rent every month, a car-an environmentally friendly non-motor vehicle, and a passbook. Now I want to find a slim, beautiful, gentle, lovely, sensible, talented and capable wife, such as Bill Gates' youngest daughter and Buffett's granddaughter.

What's that guy laughing at? I know you want to fart, don't you just want to say that I am a swan and want to eat a toad? What happened? We are too kind! Donate all your kindness. Wow! Who else has banana skins? I'd better not talk about it. Besides, if the brick comes, you have to shoot me! Thank you!

thank you

I only found these two you wanted. You can change it yourself, and I hope to adopt O(∩_∩)O~