(Everyone is chatting in class)
Huier: You know, someone has come to visit our school!
Wanderer: Huh? African refugees? There is really no place to hide. Come here.
Huier: Where is it? It is said that an advertising film crew came to our place to choose scenery and add actors along the way.
Guapi: How did I catch up with this? I was buried for half my life until I was in my early days.
Wanderer: Wait, you've always been competitive in your studies. You have got the position of representative in math class. It's my turn to say such a thing. Strangely, however, in our school, there is a Gamba teaching building and a Gamba playground. The teaching building is for hands, and the playground is for feet. How can I be selected into our school?
Zhao Zi: If I want to be a great man in Sri Lanka, I have to suffer from his thoughts first-anyway, I think I'd better take part in the actor selection. What a tiring thing it is!
Huier: Look! I'm talking about this person (Fang and the director)
A Fang: Class, the director is here. Let's clap!
Director: Do you usually watch advertisements?
Wanderer: Never. It's shoddy anyway. (Seeing Zhao Zi smiling at him) What are you smiling at? Laugh again and I'll drink you!
Director: This classmate has a great personality! Kid! It should be naive, pure and lively. Are these all your friends? They all look good.
A Fang: Director, these students' compositions are famous in the grade.
Director: OK, I like it! Fang, you don't need to find an actor anymore. That's all! (Everyone jumps for joy) Get ready, everyone. We're about to start shooting!
Zhao Zi: Hum! I've led an honest and clean life, so I won't do such player tricks.
Wanderer: Director, why do you need so many people for such a thing? I will take care of it myself!
Director: Don't worry, no one will fall behind.
Huier: It's rare to have such an opportunity.
Others said: Huier! Don't go if you are listless all day, too serious and have no acting skills. It is also a contribution to bring us tea and water! All right! Leave Huier here, and the others leave with a smile. )
After a while, the film crew is ready, and the wanderer gestures in front of the camera. )
Director: You'd better not watch advertisements! That's more natural. Children? They should be naive, pure and lively! I thought of that scene. It should be in the sun, a group of students are talking and laughing with their schoolbags on their backs.
Youzi: Director, congratulations on becoming a new generation of science fiction writers in China.
Director: Come on, let's rehearse. Our product is called Datoubao, and the advertising slogan is to drink Datoubao to nourish the brain. Youth is often not old. Look at the advertisement!
Wanderer: Drink big head treasure to nourish the brain. Youth always grows old.
Director: Why are you so unhappy? Kid! You should be alive and kicking!
Wanderer: That's a white rabbit. What am I happy about?
Director: You new China teenagers, really. Think of Wang Erxiao who was herding cattle, Liu Hulan who died tragically in Haycutter, Lai Ning who put out the fire, and the young ladies of grassland heroes.
Wanderer: I don't admire them either. But I'm not just naive all day, am I?
Director: pose! (The wanderer stands upside down with his hands, feet down, exaggerated expression and strange voice. ) When advertising, I am not afraid of being tired, not afraid of suffering, alive and kicking, singing and dancing-
Wanderer: My whole 250!
Director: Wanderer, what's your attitude! I'll shoot you first, but you can't shoot well.
Wanderer: I can't make a play like you! Can you change it?
Director: OK, OK, whatever you say! Look at the advertising words.
Wanderer: Drink big head treasure to nourish the brain. Youth always grows old.
Director: Don't be weak and shriveled. How about a little cadence?
Youzi: (Beijing opera tastes) Drink Datoubao to nourish the brain! Stumbling and never getting old! !
Director: How did you become Guan Gong? A smell of telling stories?
Wanderer: As the saying goes, after five senses, he fought six generals, swam Nanyang, crossed the North Road, went to Yun Teng and got off the river and sea. So far, you are still young and will never get old, hahahaha!
Director: What the hell! Can't even speak! (Guapi rushes up)
Guapi: Director! You still had a crush on me at that time, so how can you forget me now!
Director: OK, OK. Oh, I'm exhausted. You come. (Yan Yan and Fang Shang)
A Fang: Uncle Director, I am the secretary of the Youth League branch of the school, and I also have the responsibility to supervise your advertisement.
Director: What do you supervise? I hate children most. The child is an angel on earth! It's good. Welcome to supervise.
Yan Yan: Director, can you arrange a role for me? You know, I can't wait to be famous.
A Fang: Yan Yan! Have you forgotten the responsibility of our middle school students? Really, I beg the director for such a thing! Don't beg, I'll beg. (Crying) Director! I hope the stars look forward to the moon, and the director is my mother!
Guapi: Director, is it time to start shooting?
Director: (glaring) Yes, children are angels on earth! We should shoot advertisements with this attitude. Guapi, remember the advertising words, drink Datoubao to nourish the brain, and youth will always grow old.
Guapi: OK, OK, teacher, I'm, I'm nervous. Huier, give me some water. (Bring him water)
Director: Don't be nervous, say it!
Guapi: Drink, drink-
Director: OK, go ahead! Say it!
Guapi: Drink, drink Dabao.
2009-05- 13 18:30 Director: How did it become a treasure?
Wanderer: See you tomorrow, see you every day!
Director: What! Say, drink!
Guapi: Drink Dabao, drink Dabao's head!
Director: Ah! Don't!
Guapi: Drink to strengthen the brain!
Director: How did you become an idiot?
Guapi: Drink to strengthen the brain!
Director: What a mess! Say the next sentence!
Guapi: Next, what's the next sentence?
Director: The sentence of youth.
Guapi: Well, youth is always old and never there.
Director: What! Why never?
Guapi: Director, let me do it again.
Director: No need. Those two girls, come here! It seems that we have to find good students at the critical moment!
A Fang: Great! Director, Yan Yan and I rehearsed a plot.
Director: Come on! Let me see.
A Fang: Now break the commercial! Yan Yan invited us to go bowling.
Wanderer: Yan Yan? The one who drinks dabao?
(Imitation of instant noodles in Jay Chou) (Everyone competes for Dabao, and the wanderer flies out to grab it)
Youzi: Drink Datoubao, Datoubao 100. (100 drawing sound)
(Let's sing together: No gifts this year! No presents! No presents! I received a gift and a big treasure, big treasure! )
Director: What a mess!
Yan Yan: Hey! Look at Uncle Zhao, with flexible legs and feet, big head and straight back!
Zhao Zi: Drink Dabao and look at me. I went up to the eighth floor without moving my head!
Director: Stop! If this continues, this advertisement will not be filmed! I designed the plot, one is to help students solve difficult problems, the other is to strive for advanced cleaning, the other is to raise your hand when answering questions, and the other is-
Duan Liyang: Stop it! If that's the case, then we really can't shoot. Ask the teacher to shoot!
(Everyone slouches back to the classroom)
Wanderer: I'm exhausted from all this trouble.
Guapi: Why did you fall out with the director? I still want to shoot.
Zhao Zi: No, even if it doesn't fall out, you can't shoot.
A Fang: I still can't be a league branch secretary! I have no idea of managing you.
Yan Yan: I must continue my dream of being a star. Hey, where's Huier? (Huiershang)
Huier: You're all here.
Wanderer: It's not easy for you either. It's hard to keep bringing us actors tea and water!
Huier: The director said that if you don't play, he will find an actor.
Everyone: Did you find someone so soon? Is it qualified or not? Can it represent the image of teenagers? We don't trust! What class are you in? who is it?
Huier: Of course it's me!
Everyone: Ah! ! ! ! !