It's just a little more characters, but it's definitely an excellent sketch (Zhao Benshan's script has long been used in the Spring Festival Evening)

It can be modified appropriately.

For example, can Chang 'e cross-link alone?

No, it's more interesting.

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Send me a message if you are not satisfied, and I'll find it for you.

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Essay "Planetary Conference"

Scene: Solar System Conference Room

People: Director of the Solar System (), Sun (Zhao Dan, fat ya), Earth (Zhao Benshan), Moon (yang shen), Chang 'e (Zhang Ziyi), space junk (wang xiaoli), Comet Halley ().

& lt opening > the director of the solar system takes the stage (hereinafter referred to as the "department head")

Dean (Yang Bing): "Hello, Sun, Moon, Earthlings, Martians, all planets, Chang 'e and space junk! I am the head of the Department of Solar Science. Recently, many people in the solar system posted posts in the solar system post bar to impeach the earth. It's ridiculous to say the earth. So, in order to solve the dispute, this special meeting was held, with six representatives attending, referred to as the "six-party talks." "

Sun (fat ya) appeared: "Hello, brothers and sisters of the solar system. I'm director sun. Am I late? "

Dean (Yang Bing): "Not too late, not too late." (The sun is sitting)

Moon (Little Shenyang) came to the stage: "Hello friends, I am the moon. It's a pleasure to come to the conference room of the solar system. Oh, long live the dean, long live, long live! Ah-"(the moon bows to the director and sits down)

Earth (Zhao Benshan) goes on stage: "Cough, cough, cough (cough). Recently, the air quality is so bad that I cough and my lungs hurt. "

Moon (small Shenyang): "Your earth has been boiling in recent years, either flood or drought. You will be' boiling'. "

(Earth sees the sun): Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Hello, Grandpa Sun!"

Sun (fat ya): "Don't call me that. You call me father-in-law. I don't know, you think I am a eunuch of Sun Bu. "

Dadi (Zhao Benshan): "I think you are a eunuch."

Dean (Yang Bing): "Earth, this is a meeting, not a personal attack. Pay attention to your words. "

Sun (fat ya): "Earth, don't forget that in the solar system, you and my son are the same generation."

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "I am a son? Sun, you don't know, do you? In our global English, you are just like your son! Nianer (Sang)! " (the earth is located)

Dean (Yang Bing): "I said the earth, please go to the post bar in our solar system. The impeachment post is much older. "

Dadi (Zhao Benshan): "I watched the New Year film the legendary swordsman. I really don't know about it. "

Sun (fat ya): "I don't know? Everyone knows, but you don't know? I am very dissatisfied with what you have done over the years. "

Moon (Little Shenyang): "Your Majesty, I have books to play."

Dean (Yang Bing): "Go!"

Moon (small Shenyang): "The air pollution caused by the earth is too serious. Oh, dear, all the dust has drifted to my moon. Besides, they earthlings also launched Chang 'e 1 and Chang 'e II to us, which interfered with our normal life. I sue the earth people for infringement. "

Chang 'e (Zhang Ziyi) took the stage: "I testify that I am Chang 'e, a moon man. The pollutants on the earth made my skin bad, so I had to run away from home, leaving my husband Houyi (very sad) and coming to this uninhabited moon. "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "I declare that Chang 'e walked by herself, not our earth. We welcome her back anytime. "

Chang 'e (Zhang Ziyi): "I'm not going back. The environmental quality of the earth is worse now than it was thousands of years ago. It's El Nino and La Nina. "

Dean (Yang Bing): "Earth, Earth, I'm not talking about you. What you have done in recent years is very wrong. You should apologize to everyone today. And promised to correct mistakes in the future. "

Sun (fat ya): "Yes, yes. Otherwise, I won't give you light and heat in the future, and see how you people live on earth! "

Earth (Zhao Benshan) (a little flustered): "Is this necessary? Is this necessary? "

Moon (Little Shenyang): "It's necessary, dear Dean, the vast universe (with accent) and Lang Lang Gan Kun Er (with accent). Among the many stars in our solar system, only humans can survive on the earth. They have not done a good job of unity and do not know how to cherish it. Scold each other today and play this game tomorrow. Today, you exercise, tomorrow, I exercise! "

Sun (fat ya): "Well said! Dean, I also have questions about the name of the earth! "

Dean (Yang Bing): "If you have any comments, please let me know."

Sun (fat ya): "Although he is called the earth, most of it is water, so it should be called water polo."

Dean (Yang Bing): "There is already a planet called Mercury in the solar system."

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Stop, stop, this is why our earth is still seriously short of water!" " "

Moon (small Shenyang): "You are short of water and land. Cultivated land is getting less and less! But there are more and more people. Unlike our moon, Chang 'e is a masterpiece. You just don't lack people. You should change your name to' human ball' or' P ball' for short. "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "When I say the moon, don't forget that Chang 'e is our earthlings. Maybe with Chang 'e III and Chang 'e IV, we will all emigrate to the moon. "

Moon (Little Shenyang): "Stop! Stop. We don't want to see you earthlings. If you are a beautiful woman like Chang 'e, it is ok. You're a crooked melon, so don't bother. Now that Chang 'e has joined our moon members, we should draw a clear line with you earthlings. "

Dean (Yang Bing): "About renaming the earth, I will discuss it here today because of the time."

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang) came: "Dean, Halley's Comet Report."

(Comet comes to Earth)

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "You jinx, don't sit in front of me. I think you are unlucky. Sit in front of the sun! Bake you to death! "

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang): "Be kind to the earth, or I'll meet you with the director." (Comet Halley sits down)

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang) continued: "Dear Dean, I solemnly participated in the Earth Book: You see, all the space junk made by the earth people hangs on my tail, so I brought a piece of garbage today."

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang) (shouting): "Garbage is coming, garbage is coming!"

Space junk (Wang Xiaoli) (very sloppy) came to the stage: "Hey, hey, hey."

Sun (fat ya): "Why does his earth make so much space junk? As the head of the department, you really need to take good care of it. "

Moon (Little Shenyang): "Look, good boy, let the earth look like a whole. At best, this is called space junk, at worst, it is called human excrement. " Haha, this earth person is so outrageous! "

Space junk (Wang Xiaoli): "This, this metaphor is also very appropriate."

Chang 'e (Zhang Ziyi): "It's a good thing I ran to the moon early, or I would have become like this sooner or later."

Space junk (Wang Xiaoli): "Although, although I am a little embarrassed, I, I still want to thank the earth. Without earthlings, there would be no space junk. "

Moon (Little Shenyang): "Mom, this garbage is still mentally retarded."

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang): "I still have books to play with, and why does he, the earth person, regard me as the embodiment of' unlucky'?" Today I ask the earth to apologize to me and restore my reputation. "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "You are a jinx. What meeting are you going to have? This is not for you to say. Somebody pull the broom out for me-chop! "

Moon (small Shenyang): "Hey, I said the earth, the dean is here, why are you growling!" " "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Moon, what do you care about? No matter how awesome you are, don't you want to revolve around my earth? "

Sun (fat ya): "Hey, I said the earth, are you awesome?" Haven't you been revolve around my sun? "

Moon (small Shenyang): "I said the earth, who do you think wants to revolve around you?" It's beautiful. Can't live without your' shoehorn face'? I will go to the sun tomorrow. Hey! "

Space junk (Wang Xiaoli): "Moon, Sister Moon, discuss something and take me with you. Have pity on me, a homeless man. I also want to learn from Chang 'e Meimei and settle in your moon, ok? "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "You garbage, what are you doing?" ! Where to go, where to go! "

Space junk (Wang Xiaoli) (looking at the beauty Chang 'e): "I, I want to float to the Guanghan Palace."

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang): "Earth, Earth, if you don't restore my reputation today ..."

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "What more do you want?"

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang): "Remember that 70 million years ago, because I hit the earth, the dinosaurs on your earth became extinct. Be careful that I will hit you again next year, that is, 20 12! "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Please, what caused the extinction of dinosaurs? There is no scientific conclusion yet? How did you hit it? I am afraid of you openly? " You think your father is Li Gang! "

Moon (small Shenyang): "The extinction of this dinosaur was caused by the deterioration of your own environment, even if it was not hit. You still don't want to repent! In the words of you earthlings, it is called:' There is a car in front and a Mercedes-Benz behind'. "

Sun (fat ya): "Come on, it's called a lesson from the past."

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Whether we change or not is our internal affair. There is no need for the moon to interfere. "

Space junk (Wang Xiaoli) (provocative): "Sisters, sisters, follow and bump into him."

Halley's Comet (Shen Chunyang): "If you hit it, you hit it. Who is afraid of who? "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "I hit you into a black hole!" " "

Dean (Yang Bing): "Ladies and gentlemen, calm down, calm down. Harmony is expensive, and harmony is expensive. The garbage station goes away. "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "I said, Fairy Chang 'e, you have to say something to me. Don't forget your roots. Your ancestors came from the earth, even your husband came from the earth. Everyone knows it's called Houyi. "

Moon (Little Shenyang): "Houyi? After thousands of years of separation, can you still be a husband and wife (laughs)? "

Chang 'e (Zhang Ziyi): "Yes, I am single now."

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Not a husband, but an ex-boyfriend. (Turning to the sun) Let me talk about the sun again. Don't forget, there were ten suns at the beginning, and we earthlings, that is, Chang 'e's boyfriend Hou Yi shot off the other nine, but you were left behind. You should thank us earthlings. You have to do me justice. "

Sun (fat ya): "Brother Tu, you said that thing was called myth and legend. I am the only sun in this solar system from beginning to end. All the planets, and this garbage (finger garbage), have to revolve around me, you know? If anyone dares to disobey, I will not only cut off his light and heat, but also send him a' solar storm', you know? "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Yes, listen, you are the boss of the solar system, and we all listen to you."

Sun (fat ya): "Then apologize to everyone!"

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "It doesn't matter if we admit our mistakes, but our earth also has difficulties. After all, there are so many people and so many animals. "

Moon (small Shenyang): "We also have people on the moon (pointing to Chang 'e) and animals, jade rabbits. Why are we not like you? "

Earth (Zhao Benshan): "Yes, yes, dear planets, it's my fault. I caused the deterioration of the cosmic environment. I will change it later. I hope you will give me a chance to start again. "

Dean (Yang Bing): "That's right. If you correct your mistake, you are still a good boy. Look at the future performance of your earth. This year's planet conference is over, see you next year! "