Number of actors: 4
Characters: Lao Liu (male), Lao Liu's wife (female), Lao Zhang (male), Dean (male)
Clothing: uniforms, plain clothes
Props: pennants (supported by crossbars), chairs, large vegetable baskets, mineral water and small boxes.
Opening: (Liu pulls Liu's wife from the left side of the stage with a big basket on her arm. Liu's wife is very unhappy, pouting and too lazy to pay attention to Liu. Liu looked at the right side of the stage with an arbor. )
Lao Liu: (word for word) people-people-law-hospital! Honey, look, here we are! Here we are! (Laughing at the audience) We came all the way to the people's court, not to redress grievances, but to repay kindness. Wang Chuang cares about the masses to do practical things and solves great difficulties for our family! This time, I want to see President Wang and confess to him! (pointing to the big basket) Look at your long face, old woman. You don't want to pay your debts, but you want to collect them!
Liu's wife: Is this a debt of gratitude? Wang Chuang helped us a lot. Look at this thing of yours! Two broken fish and a piece of pork are not too embarrassing!
Lao Liu: You can insult me, but you can't insult my meat and fish! Meat is the best pork back pier left by butcher Zhang next door, and fish is the freshest big carp selected by Lao Li, a fish farmer in the village! When people heard that I was coming to see Wang Chuang, they didn't want any money. You're right! Your words hurt people's feelings too much!
Liu's wife: I'm embarrassed to ask, because I'm poor!
Lao Liu: Are you stupid? You think he is a charity and a millionaire? This can only explain one problem-
Wife Liu: What?
Lao Liu: Our Wang Dean is so charming that he knows nothing!
Liu's wife: How clever you are! Is your IQ 250? Go by yourself. I will go back. I'm ashamed.
(Liu's wife said she was going to the left of the stage, but she was stopped by Liu. )
Lao Liu: Come back here! I said, old woman, now the whole world is advocating democracy, why does our family always focus on you? I'm going to break up if I say it, but it's getting worse and worse! Didn't I just discuss what gift to bring you?
Liu's wife: If it weren't for that, would we get the money back? Can our famine be repaid so soon? Yes, we are poor, but even if we borrow money, we have to buy someone a gold necklace or something. This shows our sincerity. Look at you! Hum!
Lao Liu: Are you stupid? What's wrong with our family? Wang Chuang doesn't know. Have you forgotten how much President Wang cares about us? Come to our house every day to understand the situation! Rain or shine! You borrowed money to buy a gold chain to show your sincerity? I think you mean to embarrass others!
Liu's wife: You! Well, you are stubborn to me, aren't you? Ok, keep your distance before you see Wang Chuang, and don't come near me within three meters, ok? (slapping his nose with his hand) It's fishy and smelly. I don't want people to see me walking around!
Lao Liu: No, we will be satisfied to meet you once. The compensation you asked for solved the big problem, and we will never forget your great kindness. I'm really sorry I didn't come to see you!
Wang Chuang: Nothing, that's what we should do! Enforce the law impartially and serve the people is our aim, and your stability and happiness is our goal!
Lao Zhang: Wang Chuang, if you hadn't personally sent me the 30,000 yuan execution payment, I would still be struggling for life and death! At that time, my family was in trouble, and I was seriously ill again. You gave me flour and cooking oil, which was a timely help! Now that I'm in good health and my family is much better, I'd like to thank you today! This is my thank-you note!
Lao Liu: This is the pennant we gave you! (open)
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Sketch creation
1, go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme.
Huang Hong and Song Dandan, Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketches "Selling Kidnappers" and "Selling Cars" are all familiar trivia in people's lives. Through their vivid performances, the audience laughed and had endless aftertaste.
2, the theme should be small, not big, to "make big problems small", not "make a mountain out of a molehill". Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.