B: Today! The two of us will tell you a cross talk.
A: Hey! This crosstalk! There are many forms.
B: For a person, it's called stand-up crosstalk. Two people say they are counterparts.
A: A group of three or more people is called a group.
B: Yes. (whispering)
A: Today, we just want to tell you the cross talk of three people.
B: Hey! (answer)
B: Wait a minute ~ ~, no, we are talking about cross talk.
A: Yo! Brother Deng, I forgot all about this. I didn't tell you.
B: What's wrong?
A: I want to introduce it to you.
B: Hmm!
A: Maybe everyone knows. We are all members of the star football team of the Ministry of Storage and Transportation, but our football team! There's a captain, our captain! Brother Qiang! Strong team!
B: strong team! (whispering)
A: Yes. . . . Love cross talk. Hmm. . . . . I heard that we are here to tell you cross talk, crying and shouting to get mixed up with us. You said I didn't want him to come. He is my leader. I can't stand it if I go back and don't let me play the next game! Don't you think so?
B: No! Can he act?
A: That's what I said. He is neither an actor nor a singer, nor has he been on the stage.
B: Yes!
A: But. . . . If he can't act, can't he show himself?
B: Cut. . . . . (Gordon laughs)
A: Isn't it? . . . . .
(Audience laughs and applauds)
A: So! Thank you, extend your warm hands again, applaud Brother Qiang and welcome him to the stage.
A and B: Please welcome Brother Qiang.
(Yao Guozhi came to the stage and the audience kept applauding. Yao Guozhi bowed his thanks. )
A: Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang.
Hello, Gordon.
C: Thank you!
A: Hmm! Next, the three of us will tell you a cross talk.
C: Hey! These three people. . . . . .
A: Hey! Hey! Hey!
A: I'll go first.
B: Three people are afraid of touching characters when they say cross talk.
A: Hey! Not afraid of crowds, but afraid of chaos. I picked up a sentence and heard it clearly, but I couldn't understand it in a noisy place.
B: one sentence per person.
A: Hmm! Let me introduce myself first. I'm Zhao Wenjie.
Hey, my name is Wang Pa.
C: My name is Chen Yingqiang. . . .
A: Hey! Hey! Hey!
B: I haven't introduced my work unit yet!
A: Stir! Can I stop you from saying anything?
B: Thank you. . . . Hold your horses.
A: Hmm! I am a member of the star football team of Zhao Wenjie Ministry of Storage and Transportation. Standing next to me is my teammate, Wang Pa.
B: Hey! It's me.
Standing next to the climber is Zhao Wenjie of the Star Team.
C: What about me?
B: There is also a resume, which has not been introduced! Hold your horses.
A: Brother Qiang, it's not your turn yet.
A: Hmm! Excuse me! Excuse me! Because of the three of us, there are fewer opportunities to be on the same stage.
B: It's too little.
A: So, what about Brother Qiang? It is also the first time.
A: Hmm! I wonder what will happen. However, however, I am still willing to make a gesture, hoping to perform the cross talk of three people well. Climbing the mountain, and you?
Me too.
C: Me too. . . . . .
A: Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's the matter now?
B: Brother Qiang! I'm not talking about you, but your words are always a little confusing. Do you know that?/You know what?
A: impatient! He always. . . . . , you say, hey! Yao Jingli, then show your attitude.
A: Here you are. . . All this is waiting.
C: Hmm! Me, me. . . . .
It's getting colder and colder here.
I've given you a chance.
A: Let you talk. You won't, will you?
A: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, mainly because the three of us didn't rehearse well. Hmm! We should bear the main responsibility, shouldn't we?
B: Right, right, right! We have a responsibility.
A: Yes, yes, yes! Guess how to climb up. Hmm! Let's give you a short performance.
B: Hmm! Well, for three people.
A: Yes, yes, yes. such
A: Strong brother, strong team, strong team. If you want to say it, say it.
B: Say what you have to say.
A: Hmm! Well, this, crosstalk, learn to sing four subjects.
B: Hey! Four doors.
A: Well, it's a question of language.
You must make your voice heard.
A: teasing is more important.
B: Hmm!
A: No fun, no coke.
B: Hey! correct
Sing, sing what.
B: Hey! You said that.
A: Taiping lyrics.
I sing this song.
A: This pedant pays more attention to kung fu.
B: An exam?
A: Learn to sing. You see, you have to learn Peking Opera, Pingju, Bangzi and Drum.
B: Oh!
A: Let's put it this way!
B: Ah!
You must study all kinds of arts.
B: Not easy.