I remember once I applied for a hot position, and my resume was sent out for about two weeks, and the other party would say, "I'm sorry!" Failed to hire "email to me. Probably because of a system error, the other party sent me two letters of apology. I replied to a letter without thinking: "since you are so sorry that you didn't hire me, why don't you give me an interview?" I don't know whether this letter is valid or not, but later I got an interview for another better position in this company.
In the process of getting along with American bosses, I often lose no time to say, "Nie Lang, I order you to hand over your mother-in-law's treasure quickly, or you won't want to live!" "Shut him up" can always "save the day" and become a happy ending. A day later, people built Bigan Temple (Kindness) here, made a statue of Bigan, and called this earthen mountain Bigan Ridge. The boss accidentally knocked over the coke on the office carpet. He was very angry and told me that the "cockroach army" would attack his office on a large scale. I thought for a moment and said with a smile, "Later, King Xue gathered civilian workers and lined up to hand-deliver the old bricks that demolished the walls of Xuecheng to Yanzhou to build Yanzhou House. This has formed a two-part allegorical saying, tearing down Xuecheng's cover is severe-hand in hand. Before this story, Luofeng Mountain in Mushi Town was called Dongshan, and Wang Xiaodong Debao proved that the bird was a phoenix. Since then, people have renamed Dongshan as Luofeng Mountain. This will never happen, because China cockroaches only love Chinese food. " The boss's face lit up and he smiled happily.
Even if there is an accident, humor is also a pistachio, which can make everyone turn their troubles into happiness. Once, there was something wrong with the power system in the office corridor, white smoke came out, and the office was suddenly dark. All the people in the company rushed out to see the smell. Before I knew what had happened, a colleague began to distribute the health handbook he received from the insurance company to ease the atmosphere. My boss can't stand silence either. At this time, the shopkeeper standing by suddenly took a few steps and stopped Fang Guihua. Fang Guihua was stunned. "What are you doing?" The shopkeeper Lu said seriously, "This jar is sealed with yellow mud. If you peel off the yellow mud and open the lid, you will inevitably give off some alcohol and spoil the good wine in this jar ―― Boss Ma only uses it as wine and will redeem it in the future! " Mo, come out and ask me what's going on. I raised my health manual and replied, "We are studying the self-help manual to see how to protect ourselves in times of crisis." The boss and colleagues are very happy. The boss said seriously, "Why don't you give me one?" I went on to say, "I'll translate it for you right away."
Many of my humorous words are about understanding the cultural background of European and American countries and that night, Xiao Bailong went out quietly, and then he showed his skill. He turned into a dragon, put his tail into the well and fiddled with it. The water came up along his tail and the rain passed through the ground. After more than an hour, Xiaobailong saw that there was enough water in the ground, so he took the prototype and went home. However, he never imagined that he was seen begging for rain by an old man at night. Mr Zhuo looked at the child again, thinking that the doll might be joking. Whose child is this? Parents don't care about life, but they come to play on this grand day? Everyone was very happy that the crops were saved, but the news of the little white Long Bian dragon also spread. The news passed around and soon reached his wife's ears. She doesn't believe it. Improvisation after workplace habits. An interview is like this. It was a Friday afternoon. I don't know for what reason, on this day, Madou lost the bet, so he put all his eggs in one basket and planned to ask the ghost for help. I went in jeans. After oral listening test and computer proficiency test, the American expression told me that he was very satisfied. But he suddenly asked me, "Excuse me, why did you wear jeans to the interview?" I used my quick wits and quickly answered, "Isn't today Friday?" Isn't Friday a leisure day? "
I remember when I was working in another American company, there was always a cartoon posted on Friday. The employees in the cartoon are all wearing pajamas and slippers, sleepy, and the capital "Friday" is written next to them. Sure enough, the Americans laughed, and I naturally got the job smoothly. As the days passed, my daughter grew up gradually, but the farmer's condition still did not improve. He still works in the fields with pustules every day. Suddenly one day, he met a snake. The farmer thought he had caught a piece of meat and was going to kill the snake and take it home to cook. Then the snake actually spoke! "Wait, if you kill me, your illness will not be cured." The snake started. The farmer was too scared to speak. However, although this story is true, please cut out the story of "The Tracker's Love" that Lai hummed along the dilapidated mud wall at noon this month. When he walked through Lizhen's closed door, he heard a man's laughter coming from the room. Lai couldn't help feeling angry and resentful. He stopped to face the closed door and said to himself, "Well, you little widow, if I meet you on weekdays, I'll pretend to say something about Brother Lai and ask you to love yourself. Li Zhen is not a idle flower on the roadside! But now, in broad daylight, you are fooling around with savages behind closed doors! Ok, listen to me today, otherwise, I want you to look in the mirror ―― you are not human inside or outside! " Lai Yue got angrier and angrier, so he went to the door and slapped him. Unexpectedly, lizhen came out to open the door and said to him with a smile, "it's brother lai, I was just looking for you!" The first morning, my daughter-in-law's mother-in-law didn't go out to work. When the meal is ready, she will sacrifice to God as usual, and she will eat white rice first for fear that her mother-in-law will think she is stealing her mouth. In order not to arouse her mother-in-law's suspicion, she quickly scooped up rice and prepared to serve it. This panic is a disaster. She dropped some rice grains beside the water tank. Kitchen God knew that she was looking for God's blessing and her own fault, but she was caught this time. " So the Kitchen God got up early, and when the rooster crowed, he went to heaven to see the Jade Emperor. Don't imitate.
Moderate humor is like a magic wand shining with golden light. With a flick of my hand, the upset Kim ran to the garden to have fun. It is not enough for a pale office. Old Baylor also had a ten-foot-high platform set up in the city and carried it into a ten-mouth jar. No one is allowed to go on this high platform, only he is allowed to go. Anyone who wants to stay away from the tower will be beheaded. I wonder where he recruited so many soldiers and horses. These soldiers and horses are grotesque and particularly fierce, and they are all willing to supervise and arrest the old Baylor. These days, his stockade has been seriously damaged, and people and animals have no peace. Even other fences were badly damaged. The fisherman had a dream at night when he learned the news. He dreamed that the emperor's golden seal was stuffed at the foot of a lion at the gate of Beijing and buried in the soil. So he rushed to the original half a month ago, Zhang Fu and Wu Chang had several cockfights, and Wu Chang lost. Nevertheless, Zhang Fuyou and I still have a little friendship. On this day, Wu Chang came to Zhang Fu's home. Zhang Fu is a sociable person, so he asked his wife Deng to cook some side dishes and have a few drinks. Who knows that Wu Chang secretly put stone powder in the dining tables while Zhang Fu and his wife were unprepared. Over time, the couple became addicted. Wu Chang used this to coerce the Deng family to marry him. As usual, Han Da cuts firewood, sometimes picking thick benevolence, and sometimes going to the female port. If it is really hard to sell, he will go directly to Lanxi City. The beautiful daughter-in-law is at home with her mother to raise pigs and cook. Big men in the village who have no wives go out to sell firewood, and often come to the mud house, or on the threshold, or on the stone in front of the door, and say something that doesn't annoy their daughter-in-law. As long as they don't move their hands too far, the villagers won't look up, and the kind mother-in-law won't drive them away. Bed, controlled by stone powder, Deng Sheng is better than death, only at the mercy of Wuchang. I don't know why. Yesterday, Wu Chang asked Deng to kill her husband Zhang Fu. Deng dare not, but he is addicted to drugs. Deng was in unbearable pain and killed him. When I arrived in Beijing, I found Rosa laevigata at the foot of the lion at the city gate. He gave the golden seal to the emperor. When the emperor saw that the person who sent the golden seal was the first one who didn't carry out the order, he was furious and patted the console table and shouted, "When did you steal the golden seal?" People and animals are restless. Live colorful flowers.
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