The people living in the local area are so pitiful that it rains almost every day.

3. I am a mature person. I don't eat when I am angry.

I am amazing that people are full and have nothing to do now. I can't eat enough at all.

Sometimes you must be thin in this life, and you will never be fat in this life. Eat today, get fat tomorrow, and worry tomorrow.

6. Look at the middle of the nose, look at the face with neat bangs, look at the temperament with oblique bangs, and look at the five senses without bangs. I am suitable for facial mask.

7. God is fair to everyone. Since he let you spend Singles' Day, he won't let you spend Tanabata.

Eight. Some people's chat records are all sweet talk, while mine are all homework answers.

Nine. If ten years later, your wife quarrels with you all day and your children's academic performance is not good, will you regret not having a private chat with me today?

I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it.

Eleven. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others.

If people all over the world hate you, you should remember that there is still me, and I hate you, too.

Thirteen. There is only one kind of worry when you are not full, and there are countless kinds of worries when you are full.

Fourteen. Everyone's starting line is the same, the key is to use different means of transportation.

15. Why do girls like to wear stockings and short skirts? Why do you wear it in such a cold winter? The great god replied: because the legs are the thinnest part of their whole body!

16. If you think I have a big temper, you can find one that leaks air.

Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a snack to make up for it.

18. Women in the new era can enter the hall, climb over the fence, hit a mistress and hit a hooligan, but they can't leave the kitchen.

19. This weather. There is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me. 2 1. "The mentality of only a dozen dollars. Just buy it, don't worry. "It has cost me tens of thousands so far!

22. The more I think about it, the more angry I get, and the more I think about it, the more frustrated I get.

The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes are his basic questions.

Twenty-four When I saw a good resume, I called him: "Is it convenient for an interview?" He: "Sorry, I'm not. I am ham sausage. "