Cai Ming: I'm Aunt Cai. She is sixty-eight years old this year.

Guo Da: Buff, give it to me ~

Cai Ming: What's the matter? Buff, Guo Zi? New Year's Eve, what are you yelling about?

Guo Da: He pulled the seat of my tricycle!

Cai Ming: Why?

Niu: He scolded me.

Guo Da: I didn't scold.

Niu: He used his mobile phone to send text messages to scold me.

Cai Ming: When?

Niu: I was lying at eleven o'clock last night. He sent a message. Hello, Niu Lao, this is a New Year greeting. Please go from the first floor to the sixth floor.

Run back and forth ten times, there will be unexpected surprises. I thought about it, and there was a surprise. . Then let's run and get dressed.

. I go from the first floor to the sixth floor, and from the sixth floor to the first floor. I was so tired that I read until midnight. I was out of breath, and he

Here's a message. Okay, surprise.-You run when people tell you to. Are you stupid?

Guo Da: Look, Aunt Cai is very happy.

Niu: Aunt Cai, he called me a fool. Why are you happy?

Cai Ming: He didn't scold you, he just played with you.

Bull: Just kidding. Who wouldn't? Is this your seat? Ok, I'll use this wrench to straighten all the springs on it. let you

Just kidding, just kidding.

Cai Ming: Cow, let's talk. We can't destroy other people's things.

Guo Da: Yes. . .

Niu: Then why do you call me a fool?

Guo Da: I'm not scolding you, he's scolding you. . He is. . .

Cai Ming: Guo Zi, today is the New Year. Not many people ask him to repair the car, but many people ask you to take a three-wheeled ride. I'll keep an eye on it, so hurry.

Get out of the car.

Guo Da: Auntie, he still has my car seat. I can't ride a pole, can I?

Cai Ming: Er, yes, look at my memory. Buff, put the seat back.

Niu: So I'm a fool, so he scolded me for nothing?

Guo Da: I really didn't scold you!

Niu: Yes, in the car seat. If you don't admit it, you give me a surprise and I'll give you a surprise. I'll let you find a car seat every day.

Guo Da: Aunt, look at him!

Cai Ming: Guo Zi, we are all trying to be civilized Beijingers now. Are you United or humble after quarreling with Buff? Go and give it.

People were amused.

Guo Da: How interesting?

Cai Ming: Don't you like cross talk? Talk to him for a while, he will be happy, and the seat will be returned to you. Buff, Shine is going to tell us crosstalk.

As long as you are happy, this car seat will be returned to others. Guo Zi, say it.

Guo Da: Crosstalk, he. . .

Cai Ming: (Laughter)

Cow: Aunt, what did you hear? Laughing like this?

Cai Ming: Go on. . .

Guo Da: Anyway, today I'm going to tell you a cross talk. That's not true. . .

Cai Ming: (continuing to laugh)

Guo Da: Auntie, I haven't said it yet.

Cai Ming: Oh, I thought that was all. It's too early.

Guo Da: Aunt Cai, I can't talk alone. You must help me.

Cai Ming: I wouldn't say that.

Guo Da: Please, auntie, it's simple. For example, if I say Aunt Cai is a good person, you can say that a good person is Aunt Cai.

Cai Ming: Oh, I'll reverse your words? Then don't praise me, praise buff.

Guo Da: Well, today I'm going to tell you a passage-praising our old cow.

Cai Ming: Cow!

Guo Da: Niu Lao is a good man.

Cai Ming: Good people are like old cows.

Guo Da: Sorry, Niu.

Cai Ming: Niu Lao feels sorry for me.

Guo Da: I treat the old cow to dinner.

Cai Ming: Niu Lao invited me to dinner.

Guo Da: Old cows like lunch boxes.

Cai Ming: The old cow likes to eat box lunch.

Guo Da: Lao Niu likes teppanyaki.

Cai Ming: Old cows like to eat grilled iron plates.

Bull: Are you going to burn me?

Cai Ming: Don't burn him. Give him a compliment.

Guo Da: An old cow is a knife in his mouth and tofu in his heart.

Cai Ming: An old cow is a beancurd mouth and a knife heart.

Guo Da: Niu Lao is meticulous in repairing cars.

Cai Ming: It's no fun for an old cow to repair a car.

Guo Da: Old cows don't need money to repair their cars.

Cai Ming: The old cow asked for money and didn't repair the car.

Guo Da: The old cow eats grass, but the milk is squeezed out.

Cai Ming: The old cow suckled and the grass was squeezed out. What kind of cow is this?

Guo Da: This old cow is really cute.

Cai Ming: The old cow is really thirsty.

Guo Da: The old cow is so generous.

Cai Ming: The old tripe is really big.

Guo Da: The ox is so energetic.

Cai Ming: The old cow is a real god-a real god. . .

Bull: . .

Guo Da: Cow, I really don't want to scold you, I just want to praise you.

Cai Ming: Does he really praise you or criticize you? Ah, my aunt didn't promise. He wanted to praise you.

Niu: I can't hear anything from here. Am I stupid?

Guo Da: It's over, Aunt. I can't take this seat.

Cai Ming: Buff, look at this. So what?

Niu: Is that all? I've been holding it for a year!

Cai Ming: What's this?

Guo Da: I don't know. . .

Niu: You don't know? Last Spring Festival, our family went out for a trip. Did my parrot go to your house?

Guo Da: Yes.

Bull: What did you teach it to say? Every day when he comes home, he shouts at me, Are you stupid? No one else, I'm sure you taught me. My wife, children, relatives and friends all said I was stupid, even the mechanic said, where can I fix it? Go find a fool. After repairing the car, the man was polite and said, thank you, the master is missing.

Guo Da: Aunt Cai, heaven and earth have a conscience. I want to teach their parrots to say that, so that when I go out, I will drop my chain, and when I get off at the red light, the guests can't pull it, and all I receive are counterfeit money.

Cai Ming: I know who taught it.

Two people: Who?

Cai Ming: Nobody taught you, you parrot. You taught yourself. Last Spring Festival, you received a counterfeit money, and your wife left you a lot, from the first day to the fifteenth. Then you quarreled, and I, the landlord, advised you to fight. This parrot must have learned it from his wife.

Guo Da: Yes, I learned it from my wife.

Cai Ming: Look, Buff-

Guo Da: I will definitely correct this parrot and make it a bird again. I called my daughter-in-law down and asked her to apologize to you.

Bull: Lao Guo, Lao Guo! Come here. Come here. Don't you feel panic after so many days?

Guo Da: This is embarrassing. .

Niu: Here you are. It's been fixed.

Cai Ming: Aren't you angry?

Niu: Who is angry? I'm still angry about such a thing. I'm stupid. . .

Cai Ming: Still stubborn.

Guo Da: Aunt, you see, today's events are all caused by this short message.

Cai Ming: Without this news, I don't know when this misunderstanding will be solved. Neighbors can't be prepared for stumbling. No big deal. Modesty is over. A good neighbour is better than a brother in the next village.