1 Subject: Discuss the merger of South China University of Technology and South China University of Technology. South China University of Technology now has a large scale of construction, with its own armed forces department, its own South China University of Technology guard elite force (security team) and its own agricultural armored vehicles (several vehicles were parked near the library last month, I wonder if you have noticed). Recently, we have made great efforts to build roads (to facilitate the circulation of materials) and develop industries (cranes, bulldozers and mixers are all around the school now), and the industrial development has reached the advanced level of similar colleges and universities in China! There are also advanced units that study chemical and biological weapons, such as the Academy of Life Sciences and the Academy of Dynamics. There is a campus as a base, a stronghold that is easy to defend but difficult to attack, and two rear areas, Wushan and Yuejin South. Its strategic deployment makes the enemy daunting! You can use the complex terrain of the arboretum for guerrilla warfare; Ambush in the war zone so that the enemy can get in and out! There are pig farms and farmland in Wu Shan around Wu Shan as our food supply, and there is sufficient war-ready food. Tens of thousands of student troops are stationed in Huashan, Wushan, Montenegro, Liuyi District, Songshan and Yuejin South District, and this unit is always on standby! With such a unique strategic terrain, precise strategic deployment, sophisticated weapons and equipment, the majestic China peasant army first swallowed the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, Nonggan Institute, Guanggong Wushan Campus and Botanical Institute, then recovered the lost land in Hui Jing New Town, and finally occupied South China University of Technology to complete the great rejuvenation of China farmers! ! 2. The information warfare team composed of elites from computer and telecommunication colleges first paralyzed Huanong's command network, cut off its contact with the outside world, and made it unable to attend to one thing and lose sight of another from beginning to end, falling into chaos. Well-trained and well-equipped "Sword-lifting Special Brigade" of South China University of Technology used the night to touch farmers in South China, kill sentries, capture senior leaders such as the enemy "Luo XX" in one fell swoop, successfully implement decapitation and return to South China University of Technology smoothly. The engineers of the Northern Industrial Control Institute laid mines along the way, which caused heavy losses to the chasing Huanong Special Command. Without leadership, the peasant army of Huanong is leaderless and even more chaotic. Liu XX, commander-in-chief of our army, took the opportunity to order our three armies to March and pointed out that "all reactionaries are paper tigers"! The School of Architecture took the lead in "tunnel warfare" to capture Wu Shan pig farm and Wu Shan farm, knocked out the enemy's important granary and hit the enemy's morale hard. The airborne brigade of the School of Papermaking and the School of Mechanical Engineering used the "special paper glider" jointly developed (the glider uses special paper as wings, which greatly reduces the weight and is lighter to use. Specially invented by the state, it has become the main equipment of the PLA special forces), and successfully raided the biochemical and dynamics research institute of the enemy biochemical base, destroying countless biochemical weapons. Then equipped with the world-advanced T 10 1 main battle tank, the "Armored Forces" of Jiaotong University wiped out the enemy armored forces in one fell swoop at the main entrance of Huanong (their agricultural armored vehicles are simply children's toys compared with my T10/tank)! A few days after the war began, the important stronghold of Huanong University was occupied by our army. Countless Huanong student armies came out from Huashan, Wushan, Montenegro, Liuyi District, Songshan and Yuejin South District and surrendered to our army. Many female soldiers are willing to provide all kinds of free services for our officers and men, but they are sternly rejected by our officers and men of the three armed forces! Our army has achieved a complete and complete victory! On X, X, X, our army held a joint press conference between China and foreign countries, officially announcing that our army had completely occupied Huanong, and a few remaining bandits who used the terrain to resist tenaciously were being pursued. Hearing this news, the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, Agricultural Research Institute, Guanggong Wuyue and Botanical Institute all expressed their submission to me, wishing to be subordinate to South China University of Technology for generations, and Hui Jing New Town will become a new student dormitory area of South China University of Technology. At this point, Wushan district has achieved a high degree of unity again after the adjustment of 1952 colleges and universities. I think South China University of Technology has a high-level wise leader, tens of thousands of soldiers from various colleges are United, and the highest technology in South China is integrated. The only farmers in South China are at best farmers' troops washing their feet. If they go to war rashly, they will be humiliated! ! 3. Be sure to choose the best resume template, use Harvard's model to write the most awesome reality, ranking first directly, with a GPA of at least 3.65, what CPA, CFA, ACCA, knock knock; The mobile phone is turned on 24 hours a day, and the bell vibrates. As soon as the phone is connected, whether you are awake or asleep, you should say, "Sir, can I have an interview?" An authentic English cockney accent, which Berry wants to provide; ; Add an expensive suit to the wardrobe, the shirt is Armani, a tie costs several hundred yuan and two pairs of Italian leather shoes, designed by Jim, just one word, expensive! If you get a haircut, you will get 80 cents. Students around you can either apply for McCann or vote for Morgan. I'm embarrassed to say hello when I apply for a gold medal! How much do you think this awesome person has to pay a month? I think it's about 20 thousand anyway. About 20 thousand? That's the annual salary! A thousand dollars of gas, not too small, or before tax! You have to study students' job hunting psychology. Students who are willing to get 2000 a month don't care about getting less 1000. What is a successful job search? Successful job hunting means applying for the lowest position, not the best position! So the slogan of our job search is: not the best, but the meanest! ! ! For today's exam, I have been reading until 4 o'clock in the morning and got up at 7 o'clock to go to the examination room to continue reading. At this time, my roommate came over and asked me with concern: "Did I tell you that the school informed me yesterday that this subject was an open-book exam?" 5. "I just saw a meteor!" After listening, I immediately lay by the window and stared at the starry sky, hoping to have a chance to make a wish. Wait, wait, wait, wait ... Just as the eyelids were about to fight, suddenly, before I could say the word "meteor", I swallowed it alive and swallowed it again. "Who is so wicked upstairs, throw the cigarette butt down!" 6. In the CET-4, a classmate is going to roll the dice to do multiple-choice questions. He said: 1234-ABCD! Q: What should I do if I throw it at 5 or 6? Say: Reward again! 7. On the sacred day of Valentine's Day, I want to pay for a song for all my lovers to express my blessing, which is Fish Leong's Happy Parting! 8. I permed my hair yesterday, and this morning my boss saw me and said, "Girls, you should comb your hair no matter how sleepy you get up in the morning ~-_-! ! Before the final exam, I advise you not to watch unlucky movies, such as Raise the Red Lantern. 10. No matter what nonsense Japan says, I will always believe in one thing: the friendship between China and Japan for generations-let's wait until 10000 after the Tokyo Massacre!